Containment Random Chris Updates

[Saul]

It was fucking heartburn. Chris is a dumb ass.

Thank you

 

[Arthur Calwell]

So it's really like every summer, huh?

 

[Francis Dollarhyde]

You need to fuck off mate, claiming that Barb is dead...

Getting my hopes up like that?

Not cool man, not cool!

She is old and decrepit. Will not be many decades. I say she croaks 2020 at the latest. Or she will pull an Isaacs and live on to spite us everytime we mention her death.

 

[The Dude]

Yeah but he should of tweeted from his main account not from the magi Chan because magi Chan claimed one time Chris had a heart attack so there is that but that guy who faked it he shouldn’t cry wolf

Go neck yourself so you'll stop being an embarrassing burden and disappointment to your poor parents.

 

[King Kiwi]

We don't need to do a fucking thing. We don't get involved here. We are here to observe. What you need to do is take your Ritalin or whatever Autism meds you're on and calm your fucking tits. There are members of this forum who are in fairly regular contact with Chris. When Barb dies, we will know about it.

The hero we don't deserve...

 

[Apteryx Owenii]

Yeah but he should of tweeted from his main account not from the magi Chan because magi Chan claimed one time Chris had a heart attack so there is that but that guy who faked it he shouldn’t cry wolf

how old are you

 

[Aldora]

Yeah, and his accounts have never been hacked before...

Is it hacking if Chris has given that person the password? Every "hacking" Chris has had in the last 10 years is from giving other people his password.

 

[Father Jack]

Yeah but he should of tweeted from his main account not from the magi Chan because magi Chan claimed one time Chris had a heart attack so there is that but that guy who faked it he shouldn’t cry wolf

Where the fuck are your parents?

 

[King Kiwi]

Where the fuck are your parents?

I claim no relation.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Barb isn't as close to death as everyone thinks. She's good at playing the victim to grift money from the rubes.

 

[A Grey Cat]

Where the fuck are your parents?

Can we please get this kid banned before he does something beyond stupid? The only immunity he has is that we don't dox minors and that doesn't last forever.

 

[Sheriff of CWCville]

Can we please get this kid banned before he does something beyond stupid? The only immunity he has is that we don't dox minors and that doesn't last forever.

Maybe once he’s old enough he can come back and be a person of interest

 

[King Kiwi]

Barb isn't as close to death as everyone thinks. She's good at playing the victim to grift money from the rubes.

Chris definitely should keep his caregiver creds up to date.

 

[Fleshy Sanik]

Well, if someone had told Chris that old wives tail about eating a bunch of fruit to enhance the flavor of your baby gravy, we wouldn't have gotten the Tomgirl monstrosity we see before us.




No, this was set to premiere on Nick, but it kept getting delayed. Murray had expressed that it was completed about over a year ago, but I'm sure Nick didn't want to go that far left. The tranny story was probably included since the special's inception, and some idiot, liberal exec approved it to premiere in front of a bunch of kids. The higher ups probably shot it down or cancelled it outright until Netflix came knocking. Nick was probably afraid that Zim wouldn't mesh with the demographic, so they decided to give it to Netflix too.

Chris does believe that. That is why he drank that glass of fanta mixed with cum one. He told Ivy that if he ate strawberries his semen would taste like strawberry cake. Ivy called his bluff so in order to prove it he came into a cup, mixed it with fanta and drank it

 

[TheShortWaveCerealKiller]

Chris does believe that. That is why he drank that glass of fanta mixed with cum one. He told Ivy that if he ate strawberries his semen would taste like strawberry cake. Ivy called his bluff so in order to prove it he came into a cup, mixed it with fanta and drank it

Ah, yes the old Fanta Explosion my personal gateway into the world of CWC

Memories

 

[Mr. 0]

Barb isn't as close to death as everyone thinks. She's good at playing the victim to grift money from the rubes.

IDK she must be pretty close to death if she can stave him off like she does without paying him an arm and a leg. Since Chris is worthless in price, maybe she trades sex with death?

 

[atlanta]

IDK she must be pretty close to death

Snorlaxes don't die. They just faint until you get them to the Pokecenter.

 

[Buck Mullet]

People really underestimate bitter old crones ability to fester alive well into their 80's and 90's. Factor in his diet, delusions, driving skills, and condition of whatever vehicle he has, I'd bet statistically Chris has a greater chance of dying before Barb.

 

[Misaki Nakahara]

People really underestimate bitter old crones ability to fester alive well into their 80's and 90's. Factor in his diet, delusions, driving skills, and condition of whatever vehicle he has, I'd bet statistically Chris has a greater chance of dying before Barb.

I hope Barb lives to be 120 just to spite the farms

 

[Rupin]

I hope Barb lives to be 120 just to spite the farms

For what? Chris will be dead by then.