Containment Random Chris Updates

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The American Hedgehog said:
Chris posts from his regular account instead of Magi-Chan's to reply to someone who has their account protected. Maybe that person isn't following Magi-Chan so Chris can't reply with that account.

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uh oh, seems like there is trouble in paradise. Hope Chris's lala land won't get highjacked again like last time. Im tired of Nazi-chus.
 
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The American Hedgehog said:
Someone on Reddit posted a photo of him with Chris and Barb, from June 1st.

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Rate me late/dumb, but honestly, from the neck-up, this is a major improvement for CWC's appearance. He reminds me of an exceptional version of fat 80s Elton John. I for one want to see more exceptional Dollar General sunglasses (and of greater variety) in the future.
 
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naaaaiiiiillllll!!! said:
Rate me late/dumb, but honestly, from the neck-up, this is a major improvement for CWC's appearance. He reminds me of an exceptional version of fat 80s Elton John. I for one want to see more exceptional Dollar General sunglasses (and of greater variety) in the future.
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If you look at the Magi-Chan video, Chris' eyes have become extremely sunken and have massive dark circles, so any sort of colored glasses are an improvement (preferably non-retarded ones but this IS Chris we're taking about).

Neck down though, I don't think any amount or type of clothing will make that look good.
 
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duff101 said:
If you look at the Magi-Chan video, Chris' eyes have become extremely sunken and have massive dark circles, so any sort of colored glasses are an improvement (preferably non-exceptional ones but this IS Chris we're taking about).

Neck down though, I don't think any amount or type of clothing will make that look good.
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Neck down, I 100% agree. The CWC "Mr Potato head" body shape isn't doing so hot.

For his sunken eyes, rate me optimistic, but I don't think those are permanent (at least, not yet). Chris has an uncanny ability to record himself in the worst light possible (and has been this way for years). He also likes to record at shit times of the day (likely after he has been awake and/or stressing himself out far too long). This will (and is) catch up with him, but I feel like this is exaggerated in his photos/videos.

But I digress. colored glasses do make him look better, even if he had no sunken eyes and/or an increasingly worn face. They make him look more like a goofy (and maybe even likable) cartoon character, which is really his last aesthetic hope -- if one even exists.
 
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Yeah, good point, if you get stuck in a shitty hotel with cobwebs in the corners, places so dark the light won't reach, the maids haven't cleaned it in years, and it has no basic amenities, you'd switch rooms pretty damn fast.
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LOL, this hotel probably hasn't upgraded its technology since 1982. I bet Mag-Chan has no wifi.
 
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In pokeman, Magi-chan is in a disadvantage when he's in Chris's body.
MC is electric, which is weak to ground and every part of the house is full of dirt.
MC is psychic, he is weak to dark, ghost, and bug. Chris is afraid of niggos, barb is inside the house, and his bed full of bedbugs.
 
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The American Hedgehog said:
Chris posts from his regular account instead of Magi-Chan's to reply to someone who has their account protected. Maybe that person isn't following Magi-Chan so Chris can't reply with that account.

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lol, someone screencapped the message that zaylunargazer had sent to Chris. Turns out it was about MLP ending. That's what got Chris buttmad enough to break his streak of posting as Magi-Chan. :story:

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The American Hedgehog said:
lol, someone screencapped the message that zaylunargazer had sent to Chris. Turns out it was about MLP ending. That's what got Chris buttmad enough to break his streak of posting as Magi-Chan. :story:

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Chris would be more pissed if the show was instantly cancelled, no episodes to conclude the plot.
It's possible that MLP would be his motive to commit mass shooting
 
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Tikbalang said:
Chris would be more pissed if the show was instantly cancelled, no episodes to conclude the plot.
It's possible that MLP would be his motive to commit mass shooting
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I doubt a Chris mass shooting would happen but if it does it will at least be a better end than him going homeless

EDIT: I am not advocating for Chris to actually go on a shooting, just said something dumb so feel free to rate me as such.
 
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