Containment Random Chris Updates

You know what really grinds my gears?

How Chris never fails to introduce himself as if somebody had just said: “No way that’s Chris-Chan!”

“It is indeed I...”

It never fails to bring me within inches of A-logging!



I must admit that I’d love to see Chris attempt a mass shooting.

Mostly because fatty is so incompetent at anything he attempts, that the results could only be hilarious, and the number of victims would either be 0, or some dude who was about to try to kill himself anyways.

Shit, knowing Chris, he’d probably accidentally kill another mass shooter about to open fire and save a dozen lives, when trying to inflict the bloodbath and carnage that would bring about the merge.

I'm right there with you. His smugness, unwarranted self-importance, and his attempting to sound intelligent that fall flat on its face are really insufferable. It's one of Chris' most obnoxious traits.
 
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Even when Chris is occupied with his escapist fantasies, he's still aware of his debt problem. And he retweeted that with only his main account and not Magi-Chan's.
 
So, i wasn't paying attention the last couple of weeks since the blacklisting thing. But that was just a disappointing kiddy ride in the CWCville theme park. Not even the cat gets a mention anymore. Just roleplaying as Magichan all the time. Can we assume that Chris is done?
 
So, i wasn't paying attention the last couple of weeks since the blacklisting thing. But that was just a disappointing kiddy ride in the CWCville theme park. Not even the cat gets a mention anymore. Just roleplaying as Magichan all the time. Can we assume that Chris is done?

It's just a slow period. It'll pick up soon. Chris came off that Magi Chan shit when someone showed proof that G4 REALLY was coming to an end.
 
IT makes me wonder how chris finds these little contests on twitter. I can't imagine him actively seeking them out when there's vidya games and porn to endlessly entertain him.
 
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So, i wasn't paying attention the last couple of weeks since the blacklisting thing. But that was just a disappointing kiddy ride in the CWCville theme park. Not even the cat gets a mention anymore. Just roleplaying as Magichan all the time. Can we assume that Chris is done?

There is no Chris only Zuul Magichan.
 
Liquid could always use Kacey as Snorlax and say she's the real Barb.
What is liquid up to now a days?

So, i wasn't paying attention the last couple of weeks since the blacklisting thing. But that was just a disappointing kiddy ride in the CWCville theme park. Not even the cat gets a mention anymore. Just roleplaying as Magichan all the time. Can we assume that Chris is done?
Chris will be done when we no longer care. Which evidently enough we still do. For some reason. That or until he dies which if his 40th McDonalds binge this week is anything to go by should be about the time I finish typing this.
 
Lol Chris still on that hustle, and needs to come back from doing Goddess training and merging bs to the "real" world to hustle for extra money for legos. That deadbeat Magi-Chan sure isn't pulling his weight around. Funny, how Chris retweeted with his own account instead of Magi-Chan. Either deep down Chris knows Magi-Chan is not real... orrrrr he is afraid that Magi chan might win the money and don't share it with him. Sad to see that such a "loving" couple also have trust issues. :story:

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Chris followed this using Magi-Chan's account.

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I guess his life responsibilities are starting to seep into his mind again.

Omg wow no way, he gives himself a 38-second breather from this 3-week (& counting) turbobender of indulging his megalomania at unprecedented levels... & then spends these precious moments of [lolol whatever passes for him as] lucidity, baggin & taggin a noble & unsuspecting 3rd party for future use in shitting off even more of his responsibilities onto other people. Bc you know.. Lego Time!
 
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