Containment Random Chris Updates

[Tikbalang]

If Chris has followers of his "cult" like sockness, he could tell him "bitch, better have my money in my tithes". Then those debts might be paid.
And then I remind everything about Chris, he prioritized toys over debts.

 

[The handsome tard]

What is liquid up to now a days?

He is a cancer researcher, married and maybe even with children. He truly is liquid Chris even "out of character". He understandably wants to not get associated with this anymore (especially with PC culture being rampant. SJWs would probably dox him and then try to get him to lose his job ).

If Chris has followers of his "cult" like sockness, he could tell him "bitch, better have my money in my tithes". Then those debts might be paid.
And then I remind everything about Chris, he prioritized toys over debts.

Barb could become the "woman behind the Sonichu", telling the leader what to do when she is the true mastermind. And when shit goes Heavens Gate, she will tell Chris to tell his followers to drink the poisoned fanta..she will put her "senile old lady" mask on and get away scott free with it. With the debts paid in retardery and blood.

 

[Pickle Inspector]

He is a cancer researcher, married and maybe even with children. He truly is liquid Chris even "out of character". He understandably wants to not get associated with this anymore (especially with PC culture being rampant. SJWs would probably dox him and then try to get him to lose his job ).

Barb could become the "woman behind the Sonichu", telling the leader what to do when she is the true mastermind. And when shit goes Heavens Gate, she will tell Chris to tell his followers to drink the poisoned fanta..she will put her "senile old lady" mask on and get away scott free with it. With the debts paid in retardery and blood.

Barb playing the long con!

 

[A Grey Cat]

If Magi-chan is the gatekeeper, who would be the keymaster?

Megan why else do you think Chris was trying so hard to get in her pants?

 

[The handsome tard]

Megan why else do you think Chris was trying so hard to get in her pants?

if "key" is a big fucking shotgun aimed at Chris's fat tranny gut, then yes, Im sure she is.
But then you wonder, if Chris is a goddess (I assume that means she is indestructable like a kryptonian) with omni-powers, how come he cant just "walk" towards a gun aiming Megan to force a hug? Why he fears bullets if he is a goddess?

 

[TheShortWaveCerealKiller]

if "key" is a big fucking shotgun aimed at Chris's fat tranny gut, then yes, Im sure she is.
But then you wonder, if Chris is a goddess (I assume that means she is indestructable like a kryptonian) with omni-powers, how come he cant just "walk" towards a gun aiming Megan to force a hug? Why he fears bullets if he is a goddess?

He doesn't fear bullets he fears the act of walking.

 

[The handsome tard]

He doesn't fear bullets he fears the act of walking.

Chris: Megan, Im coming for you!
Megan: *cock shotgun* Come and get me.
Chris: wait, I thought you were coming HERE. I didnt know I was suppose to go there...

 

[The Fifth Waltz]

This was shared on Chris' twitter and there's no way this is real.

Help Christine's journey organized by Alan Christopher

This event will be benefitting charities that help Autistic people worldwide. Christine is w… Alan Christopher needs your support for Help Christine's journey

www.gofundme.com

 

[Jack Awful]

This was shared on Chris' twitter and there's no way this is real.

Help Christine's journey organized by Alan Christopher

This event will be benefitting charities that help Autistic people worldwide. Christine is w… Alan Christopher needs your support for Help Christine's journey

www.gofundme.com

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I like how there's no mention of what this dude's company is or anything.
He's 100% gonna steal the money and I hate people who try to use Chris to make money.

 

[GherkinRealness]

I like how there's no mention of what this dude's company is or anything.
He's 100% gonna steal the money and I hate people who try to use Chris to make money.

"Christine will need money for art supplies and transportation as she will be travelling to the UK and Japan to work on the books"
Hold up, since when was this a part of the merge plans? Get her the fuck away from my country please.

 

[Jack Awful]

"Christine will need money for art supplies and transportation as she will be travelling to the UK and Japan to work on the books"
Hold up, since when was this a part of the merge plans? Get her the fuck away from my country please.

Must be a really successful company if you can't afford to fly Chris out or even pay for art supplies.

 

[mahou shoujo reject]

I'm sorry but someone needs to put that shirt out of it's misery.
jesus how old is that shirt?

 

[Yamcha's Only Fan]

I'm sorry but someone needs to put that shirt out of it's misery.
jesus how old is that shirt?

Old enough to drink.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

I like how there's no mention of what this dude's company is or anything.
He's 100% gonna steal the money and I hate people who try to use Chris to make money.

Eh Chris scams people with money to buy toys. If anyone is stupid enough to donate to this, they deserve to lose their money. Anyone who spends any money on anything Chris related should be put in a group home because they're even stupider than Chris

 

[Nuns with guns]

I'm sorry but someone needs to put that shirt out of it's misery.
jesus how old is that shirt?

It got lost a while ago.

"Christine will need money for art supplies and transportation as she will be travelling to the UK and Japan to work on the books"
Hold up, since when was this a part of the merge plans? Get her the fuck away from my country please.

I cannot see Chris travelling to another country. I can see him getting in trouble with the law as soon as he steps down from any airplane.

 

[MY 405]

Omg wow no way, he gives himself a 38-second breather from this 3-week (& counting) turbobender of indulging his megalomania at unprecedented levels... & then spends these precious moments of [lolol whatever passes for him as] lucidity, baggin & taggin a noble & unsuspecting 3rd party for future use in shitting off even more of his responsibilities onto other people. Bc you know.. Lego Time!

I think the fact that he's turned to "Jaba" for help is fucking hilarious. There isn't enough carbonite in the galaxy ...

 

[A Grey Cat]

I'm sorry but someone needs to put that shirt out of it's misery.
jesus how old is that shirt?

At least a decade and counting since most pics of him wearing it go back to his days before we even had a kiwifarms to laugh at him with 2005 the earliest

 

[Yop Yop]

I like how there's no mention of what this dude's company is or anything.
He's 100% gonna steal the money and I hate people who try to use Chris to make money.

Chris in Japan?! Yes please! Maybe these nips would give him the proper reality check he needs.

 

[Jack Awful]

Chris in Japan?! Yes please! Maybe these nips would give him the proper reality check he needs.

Nothing could give Chris the reality check he needs.
I want to see Chris in Japan to see how the locals react to him.

 

[Tikbalang]

Nothing could give Chris the reality check he needs.
I want to see Chris in Japan to see how the locals react to him.

Is this an oni?