Containment Random Chris Updates

Manly-Chicken said:
Nothing could give Chris the reality check he needs.
I want to see Chris in Japan to see how the locals react to him.
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I like to think chris was in Japan would go something like this:
(Chris walks up to someone on a street corner and goes full Micky Rooney with squinty eyes and a bucktooth smile)
HERRO. I AM PUN -CHEE SORNEECHU. KO-NEE-CHI-WA.
and I'll leave the japanese person's reaction up to your imagination.
 
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thenakedhomeless said:
This was shared on Chris' twitter and there's no way this is real.
www.gofundme.com

Help Christine's journey organized by Alan Christopher

This event will be benefitting charities that help Autistic people worldwide. Christine is w… Alan Christopher needs your support for Help Christine's journey
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Certainly a scam, chris has never left the USA in his life and i doubt he even has a passport. I would love to have him come to the UK though so he can get thumped by a few chavs.
 
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Yop Yop said:
I really want this to happen. Plus, maybe Chris and Geno Samuel could meet up.
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Isn't Geno in Japan?
Update: you're all referring to Japan, not San Fransisco

Chris is going to need an interpreter on his tour, otherwise it'll be another Idea guy extortion all over again
This gameshow while singing All-stars
 
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mahou shoujo reject said:
I'm sorry but someone needs to put that shirt out of it's misery.
jesus how old is that shirt?
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This photo is from last year's 4th of July celebration.

The classic was lost when Chris went to Bronycon 2018. Barb lost it while cleaning his room (along with some VHS tapes), and he responded by punching and humping a pillow in front of her.

Sauce: the 1st message here:

Teen Troon Squad chats - CWCki

sonichu.com sonichu.com
 
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He's going to need constant supervision and an interpreter as English isn't a thing here. He's also going to need to keep his hands to himself as any unwanted touching will land him in a Police cell for a month. Something smells really fishy about this whole thing - Japanese society isn't particularly accepting of the intellectually disabled, it's very rare to encounter such people in public.

Francis Dollarhyde said:
Gajin hunters do the craziest things.
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I don't think Gaijin hunters will be an issue for Chris.
 
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Fondful Memories said:
He's going to need constant supervision and an interpreter as English isn't a thing here. He's also going to need to keep his hands to himself as any unwanted touching will land him in a Police cell for a month. Something smells really fishy about this whole thing - Japanese society isn't particularly accepting of the intellectually disabled, it's very rare to encounter such people in public.
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Who knows, some lady boy might fuck Chris.
 
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Real G said:
Either deep down Chris knows Magi-Chan is not real... orrrrr he is afraid that Magi chan might win the money and don't share it with him. Sad to see that such a "loving" couple also have trust issues. :story:
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Don't forget this fucking gem from the ideamongs discord chats:
18/04/23 1:14:57 <Christine> I have reasonably deducted that the killer could be a Sonichu, but made themselves look like me by shaving some of their fur and gaining weight and colouring their fur blue, so that one would look like me.
18/04/23 1:16:00 <Christine> I also suspect, very likely, Magi-Chan, since his physical appearance has fallen into such a fat-bodied and balding state like myself. Also, Lavender is a shade of blue, and in the certain light, it could look to appear blue.
18/04/23 1:16:32 <Neptune> Magi-Chan was in jail for molesting Punchy.
18/04/23 1:16:56 <Christine> Ah. He’s in jail now. I see.
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Really a trusting relationship, goddamn.

thenakedhomeless said:
This was shared on Chris' twitter and there's no way this is real.
www.gofundme.com

Help Christine's journey organized by Alan Christopher

This event will be benefitting charities that help Autistic people worldwide. Christine is w… Alan Christopher needs your support for Help Christine's journey
www.gofundme.com www.gofundme.com
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Since Chris is a black hole of autism, does him spending hundreds of dollars on plastic trinkets for himself count as "Benefiting charities that help autistic people"?

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Magi-chan on hygiene advice
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Lol, look at the Chris card, he has a mini-hoard floating around him. It's like the shitton of trash he always carries with him, but hands-free.
BigTubboWithLittleChina said:
It's been said before, but it never ceases to amaze me that Chris has now been drawing regularly for almost 20 years and has yet to noticeably improve. You can - if you wish - work out, or write, or whatever in as cack-handed a way as you like, and through sheer repeated effort still end up with bigger muscles, or better prose - yet somehow, Chris's drawing remains in perpetual stasis.
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To be fair, if you compare current stuff with his first Sonichu issues, he actually did improve. But he still draws like if he was born blind and with flippers for hands, though.
 
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Chrus Chundlur said:
To be fair, if you compare current stuff with his first Sonichu issues, he actually did improve
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On reflection, you're right. Just look at all of the different shapes that his head and general physique shift between from panel to panel in the early issues. His depictions are more consistent now, though as you also observe they're still crap.
 
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