Containment Random Chris Updates

[Sterbenchu]

lol, I was just checking if he release anything on patreon. Saw some people rambling. No new updates since July 25th though.

 

[Mage]

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The cards he made remind me a lot of what he used to make back in the day.
But people should be wise enough to not spend 25 dollars on this.

 

[Picklechu]

So Magi-chan will let go of Chris if there's money involved, or Magi-chan is not being true and honest and is impersonating Christine so he has more money for toys and McDonald's.

 

[Juhlonduss]

The scary thing is that I can see this happening 1:1 if Chris ever went somewhere shady like Detroit or San Francisco

He'd be fine in Detroit as long as he doesn't venture outside of the downtown area. Even then, I doubt he'd be attacked as most people would assume he's a harmless crackhead who wandered in from the suburbs who generally get left alone unless they're trying to pull some fucked up crackhead scheme. If he came up to the wrong person at a bus stop and started preaching about the merge, though, yeah, he'd get shot.

 

[Arthur Morgan]

The scary thing is that I can see this happening 1:1 if Chris ever went somewhere shady like Detroit or San Francisco

I reckon every mugger who sees him would probably assume he's a crazy homeless guy who has less than them.

 

[Yamcha's Only Fan]

I reckon every mugger who sees him would probably assume he's a crazy homeless guy who has less than them.

Acting like a schitzo who's off your meds is actually a good defense when encountering a potential mugger. They typically decide you're too unpredictable and not worth the effort.

In chris's case, a mugger would look at him and go 'nah, his ree-ree's caretaker probably holds onto the money. Probably ties his shoes too.'

 

[Underestimated Nutria]

"Burn down the castle, build a church, then say it was always a church. Such is the sad law of history, it relies on the victor to be truthful. Such is the sad law of being human, we are not truthful."

Can you please source this quote for me? Would be much appreciated.

 

[TheShortWaveCerealKiller]

Can you please source this quote for me? Would be much appreciated.

The source would be my late grandfather.

 

[King Kiwi]

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Oh, gee, whatever happened to Magi-Chan?

 

[A Grey Cat]

So any word on if Chris has spent his tugboat (he got it a few days ago or at least by now) on Sega Genesis mini pre-order? He was practically kissing Sega's ass with how much he wants one despite owning most of the games he had as a kid plus God knows how many compilations on disc including the recent hexbox collection

 

[jc17]

I like how some of the text in the cards is illegible because Chris decided to have the art cover the entire card.

This is what the cards his are based on look like:

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How'd he fuck up the graphic design so badly on his cards?

To be fair, is anyone surprised he fucked up something as simple as "Only draw within the box" that badly?
But Im absolutely certain he'd warp it into a positive view, "I simply went Beyond the limited barriers and went Above and Beyond to bring these cards further to Life. In fact, with all this extra imagery compared to any other regular cards, Y'all should be happy I'm not charging Extra."

 

[Slowinthemind]

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I have been following Chris's antics for years and I am still gobsmacked people pay money for this shite.

 

[TheShortWaveCerealKiller]

I have been following Chris's antics for years and I am still gobsmacked people pay money for this shite.

Chris and Patreon is the evolved version of when he used to be pelted by pennies as a kid and then picked them up to "spite" the bullies.

 

[Mr. 0]

Chris and Patreon is the evolved version of when he used to be pelted by pennies as a kid and then picked them up to "spite" the bullies.

SONIC IS DEAD *donates pennies*

 

[A Grey Cat]

Chris and Patreon is the evolved version of when he used to be pelted by pennies as a kid and then picked them up to "spite" the bullies.

Has Chris or someone leaked this info? The whole throwing pennies at him like a circus freak dancing on the sideshow

 

[Chrus Chundlur]

Has Chris or someone leaked this info? The whole throwing pennies at him like a circus freak dancing on the sideshow

Chris himself, way back. To "Jackie", IIRC.

 

[LolRaccoon]

Chris-Chan retweeted "Magichan" for the attention. I think he is trying to get money from the charity giving money to Grizzly the Medic's victims.

 

[TheShortWaveCerealKiller]

Chris-Chan retweeted "Magichan" for the attention. I think he is trying to get money from the charity giving money to Grizzly the Medic's victims.View attachment 932642

Grizzly the who????

 

[BigTubboWithLittleChina]

A brony sexual predator and probable paedophile. He was at BronyCon 2019. As far as I'm aware, Chris wasn't a victim of his at all. But Chris will doubtless claim 'but he hurt muh fee-FEES!' or something similar. Grizzly's by far the more contemptible, but trying (as it appears) to make money by non-existent victimhood claims doesn't exactly make Chris look like one of the Three fucking Musketeers either.

Edit: handy YouTube video here.

Jedi Griffon PSA Episode 5: Grizzly The Sexual Predator

Well in this PSA we talk about that bronycon’s OWN security staff member is a Sexual Predator……………………..GOD HELP US ALL Link to Vida’s stream on this topic: h...

www.youtube.com

 

[Mr. 0]

What few people realize is that Chris was this Grizzly the Medic's mentor