Containment Random Chris Updates

[zap2theextreme]

Ole soupy liquid brains Chris sucks ass, because now I'm exposed to 3 different kinds of faggotry from every single 14 yr old brony retard, or occultist wiccan faggot, vying for his and Kiwifarm's attention.

 

[UselessRubberKeyboard]

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Four keypoints

• Chris's interpretation of his horse character being a psycho was to rehabilitate the troll duo by sending them to "Neo Miwakwee" or "NlacAkaNm"
• Still doesn't see his character as authoritarian
• Believes that it's real (no pictures to prove
• He doesn't like being documented without his consent

Spoiler: Ben Sain't

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blah blah ponies blah blah my ego blah blah I know everything blah blah
BUT I DIGRESS
Blah blah goddess blah blah smug
️️🏎🛰

Notably absent from any tweets: looking for a place of his own or any kind of plan for when Barb croaks.

@Marvin, how do you not just want to fucking throttle Chris with all this balderdash?

 

[OjSimpsonFan21]

Is aware the existence of other sonichu comics like The Real Sonichu, Autistimon GT or Cedric's?

Chris follows Cedric on twitter so he at least knows who he is.

 

[The handsome tard]

“Ya see, Ben told me about this thing called “anal vore”. At first, it had me spoofed, but the more I pondered it, I felt this urge had been boiling up inside me for so long! In fact, shoving the medallion up my pooper awakened this sexual deviant in me, and...”

"FURTHERMORE. I remembered Barbara telling me about "eating coochie", which I took to mean the STD which kept her and my father apart for the better part of until he died. BUT, I digress, I am in low spirits because Hasbro has not replied in this dimension ."

My friends, you are all forgetting something. It aint Chris without the constant awkward pauses, random loud noises and stress sighs

 

[A Grey Cat]

"What doesn't kill us makes us stronger". I want Chris to remember this after he gets the fact that there will be no further episodes of MLP trough his thick, balding skull.

At least until G5 comes along, I'm just hoping for blarms level chimpouts after trying to vandalize the little girls section at Target

It's like im reading some guys manifesto he decorated with glitter.

Or if the infamous "I need sisscors 61" in metal gear was written by a four year old

 

[AnOminous]

That Ben Saint strip he reproduces there. It's blatantly taking the piss out of Chris. Meaningless drivel expounded in over-long text walls. Yet Chris sees it as some sort of compliment, as far as I can decipher his autistic maunderings.

He's still a borderline Idea Guy weening a tard with pony cartoons.

 

[naught]

A CWC rundown from a trans perspective: https://youtu.be/TeLktbyVj90

I knew not to expect much from the video. Still wew they had some cold takes and didn't get to their agenda quick enough.

At least they covered the tom girl saga.

 

[Cardboard Box Mountain]

What is he talking about?

It's just autistic word salad. No kind of dressing will make it palatable, scrape it off into the trash.

 

[Silver Octopus]

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Four keypoints

• Chris's interpretation of his horse character being a psycho was to rehabilitate the troll duo by sending them to "Neo Miwakwee" or "NlacAkaNm"
• Still doesn't see his character as authoritarian
• Believes that it's real (no pictures to prove
• He doesn't like being documented without his consent

Spoiler: Ben Sain't

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Chris' ego and warped understanding of fiction and literature are so fucked sometimes.
So let's look past the word salad and see what's actually going on in these tweets.

1. Chris likes the comic at first, so he calls it true and honest and totes happened in reality in another dimension. The comic artist didn't write it, they "chronicled" real events.
2. Then the artist portraits Chris' OC as the villain and different from what he wanted, but he's already called it real, so he said they were "chronicling" his character without their permission.
3. He also doesn't like the way the story is going, so now the author is just plain "wrong" and isn't telling the truth - only what Chris says is canon because he's God and he already "foresaw" the future of these characters.

He's such a child, he hasn't changed at all since Asperchu - Only he can make changes to his characters, anything else is fake news. But he can make changes to anyone elses characters and that has to be canon!

 

[BigTubboWithLittleChina]

Excellent sleuthing, Pikachu! Now, if only Chris could apply some basic deductive ability to himself, with particular regard to how he's simultaneously a nigh-omnipotent, omniscient goddess/pony/hedgepig abomination/whatever and also incapable of seeing the bleeding obvious until long after it's happened. Truly, he is amazing.

 

[Marvin]

blah blah ponies blah blah my ego blah blah I know everything blah blah
BUT I DIGRESS
Blah blah goddess blah blah smug
🏎🛰

Notably absent from any tweets: looking for a place of his own or any kind of plan for when Barb croaks.

@Marvin, how do you not just want to fucking throttle Chris with all this balderdash?

Simple. I go days, sometimes weeks, without checking up on whatever stupid shit he's up to. I can't stand it.

If I was motivated, I'd start a Twitter convo with Chris where I say "oh that's funny about that merge stuff, I know you're kidding and you don't really believe that, that's funny". And whenever he angrily insists he really does believe it, I just pretend like that's part of his shtick. "Haha you're a master of sarcasm, but we obviously all know you tell people in private that there is no merge. It's all part of your joke!"

If you disbelieve the merge in a way Chris is incapable of disputing (where you label any of his refutations as part of his actual joke) it, he'll get super pissed.

I can't think of any other way to piss him off in a way that some other speds couldn't just swoop along and rescue him from. (And by "rescue" I mean "tell him he won a golden ticket to willy Wonka's dildo factory and string him along for a few months")

 

[King Kiwi]

It's just autistic word salad. No kind of dressing will make it palatable, scrape it off into the trash.

Shh.
I know what he's talking about.
You're ruining the ambiance.

 

[Tikbalang]

 

[Moppo.]

Uh oh is Chris going to start retconning all the times he's been trolled as him "playing along"?

That would be a new level of delusion

 

[Doctor of Autism]

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I imagine him throwing this tantrum while writing all of that

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

I imagine him throwing this tantrum while writing all of that

Those where Chris' "better" days.

 

[King Kiwi]

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Well, this can only mean Night Star is cruel, psychopathic and insane.

 

[BigTubboWithLittleChina]

She is level-headed, calm, cool, sane, and so forth; Sincerely very much like me

As has been said, why do I hear that being screeched in impotent fury a la 'MY NAME IS NOT...IAN...BRANNAN...SOMETHING!!!'...

(Also, Magi-Chan, Mewtwo and Sylvana are being great supports. I guess this proves that Cryzel hates Chris's fat guts. Either that or it's her turn in the Cuck Box this month.)

 

[Mason Verger]

Chris is winning this trolling game. He's made himself so fucking tedious and unfathomable that eventually we'll all get so bored of him that he'll be entirely left alone.

 

[zap2theextreme]

I have 1000% more respect for someone like bluespike ERPing and forcing a retard to shove pottery shards in his ass than furries earnestly drawing brony fan-fic for a chance to pay $200 to sniff Chris' old sneakers.