Containment Random Chris Updates

[RustyNail(her)]

Out of curiosity I went on Amtrak's website and picked Mon Sept 30th for the Emeryville to Chicago. The number 6 will be making that trek starting at 09:10am and will be expected to arrive two days later at 2:50pm. Not saying that's the date as these probably keep the same times, but that's 51 hours on a train with Sockness. Probably running around dressed in a Winnie the Poo onesie wearing Chris' sneakers.

 

[Cedric_Eff]

Out of curiosity I went on Amtrak's website and picked Mon Sept 30th for the Emeryville to Chicago. The number 6 will be making that trek starting at 09:10am and will be expected to arrive two days later at 2:50pm. Not saying that's the date as these probably keep the same times, but that's 51 hours on a train with Sockness. Probably running around dressed in a Winnie the Poo onesie wearing Chris' sneakers.

Or wearing that blue care bear one.

But aside from that, Chris needs to watch out.

 

[Oskar Dirlewanger]

I hope Chris gets fucked in the ass.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

I hope Barb still has that gun. Although she'd probably accidentally shoot Chris with it.

Right...an accident

 

[Yamcha's Only Fan]

I will laugh if Ben Saint soon turns out to be the reason Chris won't associate with Sockness anymore.

Well, Chris does have a habit of throwing internet friends away when they're no longer kissing his ever-expanding ass. I could see chris tossing his loudest, most sycophantic follower to the curb for MS paint comics.

 

[Pickle Inspector]

It'd be anti-climatic but pretty funny if Chris gets creeped out by Sockness and tells him to go away soon after he arrives.

 

[The Un-Clit]

It'd be anti-climatic but pretty funny if Chris gets creeped out by Sockness and tells him to go away soon after he arrives.

Methinks someone needs to add Sockass to the poll at the start of the thread.

 

[thismanlies]

Sockness bought an Amtrak ticket to visit Chris.

https://www.reddit.com/r/Kidasuna/c...dium=mweb&_branch_match_id=581925185807265903 / http://archive.fo/vS8ac

If Chris’s life was a movie, this would be the part where an obnoxious black woman with a hair weave would be shouting at the screen “Watch out Chris! That nasty nigga’s gonna rape you!”

 

[Argh My Cigar]

Right...an accident

Chris's existence is an accident.

 

[OjSimpsonFan21]

If Chris’s life was a movie, this would be the part where an obnoxious black woman with a hair weave would be shouting at the screen “Watch out Chris! That nasty nigga’s gonna rape you!”

Shorty - Run Bitch Run!

Thank you so much for 200,000+ views!

m.youtube.com

 

[AnOminous]

I will laugh if Ben Saint soon turns out to be the reason Chris won't associate with Sockness anymore.

If that autist uses any influence he has over Chris to save his anal virginity and possibly his skin and Barb's too, I'll overlook his weenery.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

I think everyone is overreacting about Sockness, and XXX-Tine. She doesn't do anal, remember?

 

[Rupin]

Lololol "settle down"... never thought I'd say this & genuinely mean it but that little Twitter whoreslap Chris just planted on that psycho's nuts just made me legitimately want to highfive him. That was pretty metal coming from Chris.

I think everyone is overreacting about Sockness, and XXX-Tine. She doesn't do anal, remember?

That’s not true. You gotta pay him $500 first. 1000 if you want his mom.

 

[RogerSpanderbilt]

Ben V. Sockness V. S&S: WEEN WARS coming soon to a New Zealand Agricultural Forum near you

 

[brombeer]

Short Clip of the opening scene of the unreleased "Chris Chan vs The internet" documentary.

YouTube

youtu.be

 

[GherkinRealness]

Short Clip of the opening scene of the unreleased "Chris Chan vs The internet" documentary.

YouTube

youtu.be

As a film/movie nazi, I gotta say the camerawork looks atrocious. The lenses used are so wrong.

 

[The Dude]

I feel that, at this point in Chris' life, he deserves whatever horribleness happens to him. That includes Sockness the Magical Mongo coercing Chris into giving up dat booty. Countless people have tried to help Chris, tried to steer him down a better path, tried to get him to give up these Toon Town Goddess delusions, and Chris has fought them at every step. He has willfully done this to himself. So I have no sympathy for him. Idea Guys can bilk Chris for thousands, Sockness can make Chris his bottom bitch, and w33nz can dig up Bob's bones for all I care.

 

[Marvin]

I feel that, at this point in Chris' life, he deserves whatever horribleness happens to him. That includes Sockness the Magical Mongo coercing Chris into giving up dat booty. Countless people have tried to help Chris, tried to steer him down a better path, tried to get him to give up these Toon Town Goddess delusions, and Chris has fought them at every step. He has willfully done this to himself. So I have no sympathy for him. Idea Guys can bilk Chris for thousands, Sockness can make Chris his bottom bitch, and I HAVE AUTISM PLEASE LAUGH AT MEz can dig up Bob's bones for all I care.

Chris is severely mentally ill. Like genuinely. Chris being taken advantage of is like someone with dementia being taken advantage of.

Or he's like Terry A Davis. Chris can't just "get better". He's literally insane and should be under supervised care.

 

[Polexia Aphrodisia]

Or like Terry A Davis. He can't just "get better". He's literally insane and should be under supervised care.

Terry A Davis is dead, man.

 

[Marvin]

Terry A Davis is dead, man.

The "he" in that quoted portion is Chris.

Edited for clarity.