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The American Hedgehog said:
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Chris has never quite managed to get the hang if drawing faces in profile. They always look flat, like someone dropped his plasticine model in its face (or hit it with a spade).

Chris also draws them all looking the same apart from being different colours.

Chris is not much on an artist. :c
 
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If Chris is drawing OC's, why doesn't he just turn that into a business? I'm sure there's a few people willing to spend good money to get turned into a shitty Sonichu drawing. Like, I'm sure he could charge $20 for five minutes of work and a couple people would go for it. Sure, he would inevitably drop it in less than a week, but he'd still get some money.
 
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CheesyBoy said:
If Chris is drawing OC's, why doesn't he just turn that into a business? I'm sure there's a few people willing to spend good money to get turned into a shitty Sonichu drawing. Like, I'm sure he could charge $20 for five minutes of work and a couple people would go for it. Sure, he would inevitably drop it in less than a week, but he'd still get some money.
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Because it's work.
 
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Argh My Cigar said:
Wasn’t Clyde multiple people? I always assumed there was an “inner circle” when the most prominent trolls were active, but then I hear claims that there wasn’t actually anyone actively monitoring Chris, just people randomly claiming to be Clyde and it was just a shot in the dark whether or not Chris would respond.

I don’t know how “organized” the trolling was, per se, but back in 09 someone I knew managed to get a response from Chris via AIM after sending a random message, only to get five IMs from five different screen names telling them to not bother Chris. I kinda just assumed that all of the active trolls had total access to his accounts and periodically screened/filtered anyone trying to contact him, which was way before the Guard Dogs were on the scene.
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Clyde was one person. However, sometimes random 2009 we'ens would do shit and pretend to be Clyde
 
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Chrus Chundlur said:
Autism being his native language is always there, but I bet it's plain old ego.

It's funny how someone so powerless and laughable as Chris can develop such a bloated ego. If he ever became somehow aware of what he really is and how people perceive him (especially his "fans") there is no way he wouldn't kill himself.

Fortunately, he is too damn dense to ever realize and he only gets more stupid each day.
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Chris and EGO have always been something that I love watching evolve over the years, because at the start of this whilst he did have an ego it wasnt NEARLY as bad as it is now. Now something triggered in his mind that he is this big celebrity, but in reality his celebrity is on the same level as the people on something like Jersey Shore or Celebrity Rehab, we arent watching because we like them we are watching to see how fucked up it can get. But, as you said his mind cant comprehend that aspect of his fame (or infamy as it would be more a appropriate word) so to him all attention is good attention. (Doesnt help people actually pay this fucker to do shit)
 
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CheesyBoy said:
If Chris is drawing OC's, why doesn't he just turn that into a business? I'm sure there's a few people willing to spend good money to get turned into a shitty Sonichu drawing. Like, I'm sure he could charge $20 for five minutes of work and a couple people would go for it. Sure, he would inevitably drop it in less than a week, but he'd still get some money.
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Chris was in the commission business for awhile but he dragged his ass on every order and shat out maybe a fraction of what he was paid for.
 
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