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Floop said:
Can someone pay Chris to make a forum weapon of him pulling out his phone and going “Yup, dass going in my cringe compilation, among which.”
Chris could make a killing doing paid videos on fiverr.
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He did short paid videos some years ago, I think it was like 20$ for a 30 second video, which was pretty damn good.

He usually got them made like, a week late (for stuff like birthdays and anniversaries, no less), getting the names wrong (god forbid spend less than a minute doing another take), with extra-shitty recording, and clearly hating every fucking second it made him spend away from his vidya and his plastic trinkets.

I don't remember if the demand stopped or he simply came to the conclusion that taking a half-minute video with his phone while sitting on his ass was too much work. Probably a mix of both.
 
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Chrus Chundlur said:
He did short paid videos some years ago, I think it was like 20$ for a 30 second video, which was pretty damn good.

He usually got them made like, a week late (for stuff like birthdays and anniversaries, no less), getting the names wrong (god forbid spend less than a minute doing another take), with extra-shitty recording, and clearly hating every fucking second it made him spend away from his vidya and his plastic trinkets.

I don't remember if the demand stopped or he simply came to the conclusion that taking a half-minute video with his phone while sitting on his ass was too much work. Probably a mix of both.
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It was 50$

To give you an idea, this was the promo video for this and he put minimal effort even into it.


Not gonna lie though, every time he attempts the Lovely Weather song I do laugh.
 
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The American Hedgehog said:
Chris wants Ben's comic to focus back on Phantom Horn and Strawberry tard cum, also defends those characters.

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The American Hedgehog said:
Chris wants Ben's comic to focus back on Phantom Horn and Strawberry tard cum, also defends those characters.

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Yeah, take back your opinion; I definitely have the power and magical power over you!

God, I love Chris attempting to have power over a situation.
 
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The American Hedgehog said:
Chris wants Ben's comic to focus back on Phantom Horn and Strawberry tard cum, also defends those characters.

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Also, Sockness brings up a video from the Ivy saga and Chris cringes at it.

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to be fair to Chris those video's where he talks to Ivy's hermit crabs are pretty cringey. Chris's baby voice is legitimately frighting.
 
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Mushroom Soup said:
This is probably the most empathy anyone has ever shown Chris. He should probably just accept Sockness's love at this point, he's never going to do any better.
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  • Chris went to Babscon along with sockness
  • Stayed in Sockness's house for weeks
  • Sockness proposed Chris to get married
  • Wedding
  • Sudden maturity, left behind all the goddess, occult, and childish things
  • Plan to adopt a child
  • Both work at minimum wage jobs
  • Successfully adopt one child, raise and gave education
  • Chris and Sockness retire
In the future when time tourism was a thing, he went to the last bronycon along with his granchild for the sake of nostalgia
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Tikbalang said:
  • Chris went to Babscon along with sockness
  • Stayed in Sockness's house for weeks
  • Sockness proposed Chris to get married
  • Wedding
  • Sudden maturity, left behind all the goddess, occult, and childish things
  • Plan to adopt a child
  • Both work at minimum wage jobs
  • Successfully adopt one child, raise and gave education
  • Chris and Sockness retire
In the future when time tourism was a thing, he went to the last bronycon along with his granchild for the sake of nostalgia
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I wasn't prepared for these feels, man.
 
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Tikbalang said:
  • Chris went to Babscon along with sockness
  • Stayed in Sockness's house for weeks
  • Sockness proposed Chris to get married
  • Wedding
  • Sudden maturity, left behind all the goddess, occult, and childish things
  • Plan to adopt a child
  • Both work at minimum wage jobs
  • Successfully adopt one child, raise and gave education
  • Chris and Sockness retire
In the future when time tourism was a thing, he went to the last bronycon along with his granchild for the sake of nostalgia
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Chris has gone for a full Renegade playthrough so this ending is locked off for him.
 
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Tikbalang said:
  • Chris went to Babscon along with sockness
  • Stayed in Sockness's house for weeks
  • Sockness proposed Chris to get married
  • Wedding
  • Sudden maturity, left behind all the goddess, occult, and childish things
  • Plan to adopt a child
  • Both work at minimum wage jobs
  • Successfully adopt one child, raise and gave education
  • Chris and Sockness retire
In the future when time tourism was a thing, he went to the last bronycon along with his granchild for the sake of nostalgia
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We are so far down the rabbit hole by now... I am willing to accept this as my reality. HE WON, GUYS! :'(
 
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Tikbalang said:
  • Chris went to Babscon along with sockness
  • Stayed in Sockness's house for weeks
  • Sockness proposed Chris to get married
  • Wedding
  • Sudden maturity, left behind all the goddess, occult, and childish things
  • Plan to adopt a child
  • Both work at minimum wage jobs
  • Successfully adopt one child, raise and gave education
  • Chris and Sockness retire
In the future when time tourism was a thing, he went to the last bronycon along with his granchild for the sake of nostalgia
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HOLY FUCK HOW DOES CHRIS EVEN STAND LIKE THIS
 
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Tikbalang said:
  • Chris went to Babscon along with sockness
  • Stayed in Sockness's house for weeks
  • Sockness proposed Chris to get married
  • Wedding
  • Sudden maturity, left behind all the goddess, occult, and childish things
  • Plan to adopt a child
  • Both work at minimum wage jobs
  • Successfully adopt one child, raise and gave education
  • Chris and Sockness retire
In the future when time tourism was a thing, he went to the last bronycon along with his granchild for the sake of nostalgia
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Does he legit walk everywhere with that shit on him? Doesnt that get annoying or tiresome?
 
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