Containment Random Chris Updates

Tikbalang said:
Reading something is better than watching shit but I don't think he'll finish page three and it'll just be a part of the hoard.
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At first glance, I thought it was a new age book about psychic powers and the utilization of such, not a piece of creative fiction. I wouldn’t be surprised if Chris thought the same and would quickly lose interest after he realizes.
 
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GherkinRealness said:
Watching that video makes me think back to when Chris volunteered in the pokemon league. The way he stumbles through the rules and handles the cards make me realise just what snyder had to cope with for months and months and months, and the poor kids who were exposed to this lunacy
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It was a lot more benign then. Now, it's crazy tranny Chris, stumbling, fumbling, talking to himself, dancing by himself, and ranting about the merge.
 
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GherkinRealness said:
Watching that video makes me think back to when Chris volunteered in the pokemon league. The way he stumbles through the rules and handles the cards make me realise just what snyder had to cope with for months and months and months, and the poor kids who were exposed to this lunacy
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No doubt those must've been horrible months to be alive in that store.
 
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Trilby said:
No doubt those must've been horrible months to be alive in that store.
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He was kicked out because people were complaining about his shitty behavior, stinking up the place, and he was ultimately costing the place money. The fact the store was in business to make money and he was basically fucking that up was something he didn't give a shit about.
 
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GherkinRealness said:
Watching that video makes me think back to when Chris volunteered in the pokemon league. The way he stumbles through the rules and handles the cards make me realise just what snyder had to cope with for months and months and months, and the poor kids who were exposed to this lunacy
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It’s really ironic that despite dedicating a large portion of his life obsessing over them, he’s shockingly bad at every TCG he plays. This is even after he’s supposedly spent thousands of dollars buying sets and amassed a large collection of possibly really decent cards that he’s too dumb to know how to use. He probably only cared about playing the Pokemon card game because he was trying to imitate the anime, and not out of any genuine aptitude for strategy and competition. Though it was actually pretty common for kids to only really be interested in collecting the cards. I actually knew only one other person in grade school who actually bothered to learn how to play.

Sometimes it’s considered good sportsmanship for the regulars to help teach inexperienced players how to improve their decks and use certain card effects to their fullest potential. Chris being Chris definitely alienated anyone who may have wanted to give him a hand. Especially if they were male and a JERK.
 
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Argh My Cigar said:
It’s really ironic that despite dedicating a large portion of his life obsessing over them, he’s shockingly bad at every TCG he plays. This is even after he’s supposedly spent thousands of dollars buying sets and amassed a large collection of possibly really decent cards that he’s too dumb to know how to use. He probably only cared about playing the Pokemon card game because he was trying to imitate the anime, and not out of any genuine aptitude for strategy and competition. Though it was actually pretty common for kids to only really be interested in collecting the cards. I actually knew only one other person in grade school who actually bothered to learn how to play.

Sometimes it’s considered good sportsmanship for the regulars to help teach inexperienced players how to improve their decks and use certain card effects to their fullest potential. Chris being Chris definitely alienated anyone who may have wanted to give him a hand. Especially if they were male and a JERK.
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I like to think he inherited his father's desire to build collection's but without the fascination and interest normally associated with said collections. He definitely inherited his mother's impulsivity regarding purchases, but there's nothing deep to the things he's collecting.

He likes to look at his completed collection of tat, sigh with satisfaction, then continue to hunt for the next thing he doesn't have.

His dad, as flawed as he was, knew a lot about jazz, shared his knowledge of it on local radio and he clearly knew his stuff around it.

I wouldn't trust Chris to recite the plot lines from mlp, he's that inept and will only look at the surface values of things he claims to be a fan of. That's why Sonichu was so funny, because he didn't pick up on the subtle nuances of comic books at the time and was straight up "I'm a hero! This is good and this is bad!"
 
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GherkinRealness said:
Watching that video makes me think back to when Chris volunteered in the pokemon league. The way he stumbles through the rules and handles the cards make me realise just what snyder had to cope with for months and months and months, and the poor kids who were exposed to this lunacy
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"Daddy why's that man wearing funny clothes and yelling at my friend Darius?"

"Just ignore him Jimmy and remember to stay in school an education is a terrible thing to waste."
 
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Jasonfan89 said:
"Daddy why's that man wearing funny clothes and yelling at my friend Darius?"

"Just ignore him Jimmy and remember to stay in school an education is a terrible thing to waste."
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Chris: "That's right Jimmy, stay in school, and remember that your schools are Interdimensionally funded programs sponsored by da CPUs and taught by the professors from Monster High. Also, eat your vaginatables , adopt stray cats with upper respiratory infections, and stay safe! You wanna grow up to be big, buxom, and sexy like your CPU goddess Pristine Christine~ :smug: :tomgirl:"
 
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AnOminous said:
He was kicked out because people were complaining about his shitty behavior, stinking up the place, and he was ultimately costing the place money. The fact the store was in business to make money and he was basically fucking that up was something he didn't give a shit about.
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Man, as a former patron of suck establishments, all I can say is that it takes a LOT to get 86'd from such a place. Like a LOT.
 
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Chris played the Shipfic game with one of his fans.

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