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Everything after the idea guy shit has been a morass of autistic idiots trying to outdo each other with the same shit to the point where I literally can't tell them apart. Well, except Sockness, he's a little extra special.
Containment Random Chris Updates
- Thread starter Clown Doll
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Everything after the idea guy shit has been a morass of autistic idiots trying to outdo each other with the same shit to the point where I literally can't tell them apart. Well, except Sockness, he's a little extra special.
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How are they gonna conceive Crystal like that? Using condoms is very unchristian too, I hope that chris and sockness will only fuck bareback and make a beautiful starchild.
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dirtydeanna96
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Unchristian?
Contrary to his true and honest bear given name, Christian has given up on Jesus and YHWH, because they didn't deliver a girlfriend. Christian worships himself now, and maybe always has.
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Chris and Jacob would be the worst parents ever. Don’t even joke about that.
GherkinRealness
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Ill have you know, Sonichu and Rosechu endorse practicing safe sex
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And they are over 18 and they like to 69.
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I think she leans more toward the whiteknight end of the spectrum. She plays along with his delusions, but ultimately I think she just wanted Chris to RP in discord with her friends. Ben, however, is a professional webcomic artist who is actively trying to upset Chris and using him to signal-boost his kickstarter, which is far sleazier.
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I don't think so. She was encouraging her friends to pretend to be CPU goddesses in that discord. Anyone who is encouraging this fantasy roll play at this point is fucking Chris over. I'm not saying she's openly malicious, but her motives are murky and I don't think there's such thing as a white night when dealing with Chris anymore.
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I suddenly understand the true meaning of "Rolling on the floor Laughing."
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Idk she seems pretty autistic to me. She was obsessed with some obscure sega character and drew shitty fanart before she ever interacted with Chris. I just assumed the discord was full of spergy kids who thought it was super epic to be friends with Chris-Chan. His mental health is a lost cause at this point, so they seemed fairly harmless. Ben just strikes me as a particularly unfunny faggot who’s desperate for attention and possibly somewhat of a lolcow himself.
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Interacting with an autistic man child doesn’t make you an evil annoying lolcow in and of itself. Extorting money from him or posting about CPU shit while being unoriginal and unfunny though does at least make you border on that territory at least. Remember that we all came here initially to laugh at Chris and quite a bit of that is people fucking with his delusions. It just needs to be funny and not overly malicious at this point because he’s been through a lot and really does seem more fucked in the head than ever.
This is not an endorsement to go mess with Chris. Just a personal musing.
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Chris goes into autistic sermon mode, comparing natural disasters to Pokemon and his relationship with Sockness.
Also, Sarah and Steve are planning to retry their way of getting into Chris's graces, saying they intend to send another gift.
Also, Sarah and Steve are planning to retry their way of getting into Chris's graces, saying they intend to send another gift.
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In a way their attempts to kiss up to him are just as sad as the weird shit he's spouting off
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Also, Chris confirmed Jacob isn't coming to visit right now
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Nightvee stands out to me as a Jessica-Quinn style of troll. She is playing a long-con that can last up to years and only acts if the opportunity strikes. Ben Saint is probably a rival in the eyes of Nightvee.
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It's pathetic to try to take sloppy fifths, sixths and sevenths from generations upon generations of past trolls. Just sad. If someone would actually try to be the dumb bastard's first actual friend I'd at least be impressed by the sincerity.
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Chris had a couple friends from his Pokemon club a couple years ago. They'd hang out outside of the club sometimes to watch movies and stuff. And then Chris dumped them for his imaginary friends and Twitter enablers instead.
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I read Reshiram and my mind immediately went to vore fantasies and shitty remixes of Pokémon music.
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That worked out so well the last time. Unless you are sending constant gifts or money, Chris forgets you exist until he needs something. Sarah and Steve are literally retarded and probably think this time Chris will appreciate what they're doing for him and they'll be True & Honest pals.
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I was just browsing imgur and I saw someone had posted this. I wonder if he went to some halloween party and what kind of costume is that on the left?
