A month.
I think it'd be more a suicide pact he slips enough blood thinners and sleeping pills in a pre-ordered Thanksgiving dinner and then they eat themselves sick, if the meds don't make them keel over then the gluttony induced stomach prolapse will.
Pronounced Dox... nice.
Not much to go on besides a couple photos of Jacob from 2012 that proves the last 7 years have not been kind to him.
They’ve said a few times in the past that they have met Chris in person and Chris has never called them liars.
He's always had a thing for shorts, then. They've just gotten shorter over the years. And wow, he looks pretty normal in those photos, you wouldn't bat an eyelid walking past him in the street or college campus. His girlfriend looks like a sped though. Supposedly he thought she was wonderful because she did manly things like archery, or something?
He mentioned her name was Alicia Salazar and that she died, I think in a car crash. A preliminary google search turned up nothing. She does however look like Patton Oswalt if he was Mexican.
That would explain a few things. A situation like that has driven far more grounded people into insanity. Wonder if his imaginary world and sorcery bullshit started as a result of his girlfriend dying, or if he's always been an overimaginative weirdo.
He should use phenobarb, vodka, and either applesauce or pudding.
Chris: "Mhmm yeah. Y'all just keep buyin me stuff and uh uh DAT's part of da plan"
Mansonchu did nothing wrong. He and his family were just trying to bring about the Merge.
Nice trolling, guys. Get Chris to look like a twat while getting him to believe it's serious "proof". Pretty old skool, but a troll nonetheless.
