Containment Random Chris Updates

[The American Hedgehog]

S&S plant the idea of Sarahchu and Stevenchu in Chris's head.

Chris re-did his business inquiries pinned tweet to use his old email address instead of the one Null had set up for screening troll emails. He also welcomes people to visit him and to send DMs and mail.

 

[Rogowski]

He also welcomes people to visit him

inb4 Jacob takes this as an invitation to show up unannounced.

 

[TrippinKahlua]

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He tagged Hasbro but the voice actresses are hastagged. Preventing Soft Exile 2.0?
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Still in denial on the MLP thing

I hope he makes it to BABScon, because by that time, this could ramp up to Blarms level of bother for him. The breifcase carrying executives aren't gonna go so much as give a single peep, Gen 5 is likely another 2 years away, and I'm sure the voices of the Mane 6 aren't even gonna be in attendance. He will expect to go there to protest and demand more seasons to find no one there that will listen.

And some weeen wastes money paying for him to go.

 

[Kuchipatchi]

And some weeen wastes money paying for him to go.

Шеепs funding Chris' endeavours is like using someone else's Netflix account, entertainment at someone else's expense.

 

[Rogowski]

Gen 5 is likely another 2 years away, and I'm sure the voices of the Mane 6 aren't even gonna be in attendance. He will expect to go there to protest and demand more seasons to find no one there that will listen.

Don't forget Jacob will be there too egging him on and pushing the merge theories into new levels of demonic autism while also trying to fight any nerd he decides is a troll.

 

[GherkinRealness]

Don't forget Jacob will be there too egging him on and pushing the merge theories into new levels of demonic autism while also trying to fight any nerd he decides is a troll.

This genuinely gets me so angry. This manipulation is extraordinarily cruel and malicious.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

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Still in denial on the MLP thing

Saddest thing about his reaction to this cartoon's ending is it's the same reaction he had when Bob had his heart attack - Chris had a delusion that the Grim Reaper told him Bob would live another few years. And now he's got a pony telling him his favorite show will stay on for a few more seasons.

 

[AnOminous]

Saddest thing about his reaction to this cartoon's ending is it's the same reaction he had when Bob had his heart attack - Chris had a delusion that the Grim Reaper told him Bob would live another few years. And now he's got a pony telling him his favorite show will stay on for a few more seasons.

I hope he tard rages hard enough to get locked up again.

 

[Tikbalang]

Saddest thing about his reaction to this cartoon's ending is it's the same reaction he had when Bob had his heart attack - Chris had a delusion that the Grim Reaper told him Bob would live another few years. And now he's got a pony telling him his favorite show will stay on for a few more seasons.

If barb is dying, would it be Jakoba this time to tell Chris?

While you're not a man by social standards, you're technically a man. I want to rewatch the conversation of Chris and Matthew since it's been 10 years of no improvement.

 

[Chrus Chundlur]

Well that happened.
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For all the shit trolls have done to Chris, Bluespike included, this apparently innocuous kind of shit is the most repulsing.

One thing is taking advantage of Chris gullibility and dumbassery for shits and giggles, but this is all of the above plus feeding the toxic, borderline dangerous delusions of a very mentally ill person. It's like encouraging some idiot who believes he can fly to jump out of a window.

I almost wish that Cumsock hurts Chris, if only for this speds to face some kind of consequences.

 

[BigRed]

Saddest thing about his reaction to this cartoon's ending is it's the same reaction he had when Bob had his heart attack - Chris had a delusion that the Grim Reaper told him Bob would live another few years. And now he's got a pony telling him his favorite show will stay on for a few more seasons.

I'm honestly a bit surprised Chris hasn't taken this into his own hands like he has with Bob's death. When Bob died, Robertchu appeared in C-197 and all was well. What's to stop him from making his own MLP comics that take place in C-197? Surely he assumes he'd be able to do a better job than Hasbro did, seeing as he rates his own abilities so highly.

 

[No_one]

What's to stop him from making his own MLP comics that take place in C-197?

His own laziness and lack of imagination. The closest thing to making comics about ponies would be writing a wall of text about something that happened in Equestria and Chris was there and he is a pony princess now. Alternatively, he'd find some węęn who draws something about ponies, sonichus and his self-inserts and write angry twitter rants about how some things didn't happen at all or happened in a different way, because dimensions.

 

[Tikbalang]

 

[Chrus Chundlur]

I'm honestly a bit surprised Chris hasn't taken this into his own hands like he has with Bob's death. When Bob died, Robertchu appeared in C-197 and all was well. What's to stop him from making his own MLP comics that take place in C-197? Surely he assumes he'd be able to do a better job than Hasbro did, seeing as he rates his own abilities so highly.

Yeah, at the end of the day he (maybe subconsciously) knows that his barren imagination can't come up with any kind of minimally original plot to save his life. That's why the last Sonichu issues were an incoherent goddamn mess about what the idea fags told him, and a boring-ass diary of him prancing around on horsiecon.

He wants to believe that his horsie cartoon went on, but fuck if he knows how. Why would he want more seasons anyways, if he supposedly can experience them firsthand and the merge is "imminent"? So he can say that he actually "foresaw" the episodes (only after watching them, of course) and then getting all pissy and petulant about any details he didn't like, arguing that it didn't happen like that for realsies.

 

[GhanKhan]

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God, look at that hair. It looks like he pulled it out of a drain and glued it on his scalp

 

[Chrus Chundlur]

God, look at that hair. It looks like he pulled it out of a drain and glued it on his scalp

To me, the craziest part is that he is allowed to vote to begin with (not to mention drive a car while we are at it)

 

[Misaki Nakahara]

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Why don't they worship the True and Honest CWC instead?

 

[A Grey Cat]

So the extra seasons went from Fated and Destined to them not listening to the commands of da head pony?

Chris truly is a manbaby that can't be happy with what he gets, and refuses to acknowledge that his little party bus in pony land has come to a stop,as much I'm indifferent to other bronies at least most of them are moving on and have accepted the g5 is coming and g4 has Definitely come to a concrete conclusion.


Also have a mentioned Evey time he goes on and on about "this dimension" or how he doesn't understand jack all about how animation works that I have to repress the urge to A log? There aren't enough stress balls in the world to deal with his bull crap

 

[King Kiwi]

as much I'm indifferent to other bronies at least most of them are moving on and have accepted the g5 is coming and g4 has Definitely come to a concrete conclusion.

It's hard to let a fandom or a favorite show go but Chris will jump on board after watching one episode.

 

[Misaki Nakahara]

There aren't enough stress balls in the world to deal with his bull crap

That kind of negative energy has no place in a post-Dimensional Merge world.