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The Pony shit is just the worst. I get down with Sonic, and I'm not completely ignorant over pokemon, and I'll let my emotions slide when it comes to furries but I will never see a ponytard as an equal. I really for the life of me don't understand the appeal. Is it just a shitty American moe thing? These soybloated losers just like cute shit?

It made Chris mad.
It's all right.
 
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Embrace the new cartoon, bitch.
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That's lazist* for using that gif, chris.
* lazy and racist
He's seriously comparing this to teen Titans go? At least go waited a decade to rest it's ugly face and not a year after the original teen Titans, the only similarities we can see for now is the original voice cast returning and the more chibi/comedic style it seems to be using. Captian tardo couldn't wait to seem an actual episode or clip to come out before he could start raging.


Edit: apparently Honor roll here doesn't know how to count season 10-14 if it ever was on the table would be 2024 not 2025, unless I underestimated him and he understands that G5 would take at least a year to produce.
 
Some romances die before they truly blossom the Chris and sockness love story ended before it got good and all because Jacob said he was gonna give g5 a chance.

Then again at Least it saved Chris' sorry ass from a hard unprotected pounding from sockness even uglier duck
 
I read once that it got really popular with exceptional people because of how it covers topics like making and maintaining friendships and socializing and whatnot that they may need help with. Of course, lots of kids' shows cover that, but MLP is genuinely a pretty well-made kids' show and there's already an existing, welcoming online community for it.
I think I remember reading that another reason adults took a mild interest in it was because the earlier seasons had some (unintentional) surprisingly dark undertones, but Im not aware as to what they are. I think I remember something about a sect of ponies who wanted to be rid of the monarchy and institute a goverment that was basically communism with a diffirent name.
Or I could be completely wrong about this, I dont remember. I've never watched the show.
 
Right now I picture Chris sitting in a dark room, a filthy Pokemon covelet from 20 years ago thrown over his head, murmuring counter curse spells to himself.
 
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For the first time in GodBear knows how long, Chris remembers the remaining Chaotic Combos by giving them Mega Evolutions.
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Also two cards of Chris's personal propagandist.
 
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For the first time in GodBear knows how long, Chris remembers the remaining Chaotic Combos by giving them Mega Evolutions.
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Also two cards of Chris's personal propagandist.
I'm surprised Chris still cares about the Chaotic Combo. I guess they're forgiven for becoming ISIS supporting, drug-addict asylum inmates as long as Chris can shill them out for his stupid little card game.
 
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