Containment Random Chris Updates

[Second Missing Primarch]

So Chris is the kind of person who will buy an expensive game and then not play it.
Well, who knows, maybe Sarah and Steven have been buying these games for him or something...

Spoiler: no shit too minor

Well, yeah. He's bought dozens of games that he either never touched or played for like an hour and quit, as you can see for yourself here:

List of Chris's video games - CWCki

sonichu.com

 

[BadGoy1488]

Five dollars says Chris goes Norman Bates, putting his mother in a secluded part of the hoard, taking orders from her as she rots, while frantically working on the merge.

"I'm working on it!"

no no , not norman bates. i want the true squeal....i want Christian Weston Vorhees. he was revived with lightning to become super OP for the rest of the series in part 6. don't know about you, but i see potential

 

[The American Hedgehog]

A quote from CWC was used in a linguistics textbook - Colloquial English: Structure and Variation, published by Cambridge University last year (link).

 

[Yamcha's Only Fan]

A quote from CWC was used in a linguistics textbook - Colloquial English: Structure and Variation, published by Cambridge University last year (link).

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at least its not something TOO retarded.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

I now imagine that in the future that CWC will be in psychology textbooks about the mentally ill.

 

[Second Missing Primarch]

A quote from CWC was used in a linguistics textbook - Colloquial English: Structure and Variation, published by Cambridge University last year (link).

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Good God almighty. I'd love to shake the hand of the madman who decided to quote CWC in an official textbook published by one of the most prestigious universities in the UK. What a world.

 

[Spergichu]

I now imagine that in the future that CWC will be in psychology textbooks about the mentally ill.

I’ve always been for showing Chris’ Imopartant Message in schools, but as an example for the mental illness unit in health class.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

A quote from CWC was used in a linguistics textbook - Colloquial English: Structure and Variation, published by Cambridge University last year (link).

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All right, which one of you fuckers did this?

Good job.

 

[Timmy Testicles]

so how many poor college students are gonna look up sonichu.com and fall down the rabbit hole?

 

[Alex Krycek]

A quote from CWC was used in a linguistics textbook - Colloquial English: Structure and Variation, published by Cambridge University last year (link).

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Heh wow, and I always said Chris and I had so little in common he’d never find a way to infect any of my interests or hobbies...

God dammit, at least it’s still funny and he’s done a better job than ADF at yet another thing.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

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so how many poor college students are gonna look up sonichu.com and fall down the rabbit hole?

It won't end until we elect a secret kiwi president

 

[TV's Adam West]

so how many poor college students are gonna look up sonichu.com and fall down the rabbit hole?

Hey man, it's Chris' world, we're just living in it.

 

[SigueSigueSpergnik]

so how many poor college students are gonna look up sonichu.com and fall down the rabbit hole?

If you never got the chance to experience the Eternal September the first time it happened, this'll be your chance to find out what all of the fuss was about.

 

[A Grey Cat]

no no , not norman bates. i want the true squeal....i want Christian Weston Vorhees. he was revived with lightning to become super OP for the rest of the series in part 6. don't know about you, but i see potential

As the resident Friday the 13th sperg Lord I'm insulted you'd compare Chris to best film in the series

 

[Mr. Manchester]

As the resident Friday the 13th sperg Lord I'm insulted you'd compare Chris to best film in the series

Now come on, you and I would both watch Feburay the 24th where an undead Chris slowly lurches toward campers and babbles about funds while doing nothing.

 

[jc17]

You're surfing the astral plane seeking spiritual enlightenment when suddenly you're overcome by a strange yet familiar, penetrating smell that somehow seems to have overcome the barriers of space and time. You turn around your aetheral spirit and see Chris, in all xer feminine beauty floating right behind you.
Wat do?

 

[Cardboard Box Mountain]

A quote from CWC was used in a linguistics textbook - Colloquial English: Structure and Variation, published by Cambridge University last year (link).

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No! God damn it! That's just wrong. As for US. No luck against US. It is left to US. How come native English speakers don't speak fucking English? Colloquialisms consist of shit like "fam," "bruh," interjections of "like," etc. This crap is just bad grammar.

Somebody get me a fucking beer!

 

[Tikbalang]

I've been thinking if each drug can access to dimensions.
Weed is the gateway to other dimensions (121. DMT can access to New Milwaukee. Meth for CWCville. And Salvia for his goddess castle.

I forsee and it is fated that he will sperg after the discovery of the pokedex list in Gen 9 or Gen 10, learning the actual species of 979 and 982.
Other fates: Chris dies before the game releases.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

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I've been thinking if each drug can access to dimensions.
Weed is the gateway to other dimensions (121. DMT can access to New Milwaukee. Meth for CWCville. And Salvia for his goddess castle.
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I forsee and it is fated that he will sperg after the discovery of the pokedex list in Gen 9 or Gen 10, learning the actual species of 979 and 982.
Other fates: Chris dies before the game releases.

So Chris is being manipulated with Magi-Chan again. What's AquaDiamond8's end goal?

Chris has fallen for this setup way too many times. https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Magi-Chan#Target_for_manipulating_Chris

 

[Tikbalang]

So Chris is being manipulated with Magi-Chan again. What's AquaDiamond8's end goal?

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Chris has fallen for this setup way too many times. https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Magi-Chan#Target_for_manipulating_Chris

If someone told Chris "Magichan says 'Get a job you lazy cunt' and gives you this "