Containment Random Chris Updates

[King Kiwi]

She probably had just woken up and Chris took her pic and was a bit surprised

I feel like someone has said this before.

 

[A Grey Cat]

Now come on, you and I would both watch Feburay the 24th where an undead Chris slowly lurches toward campers and babbles about funds while doing nothing.

I think it'd go more like this

Chris: loovvvvveee meeeee!

Female counselor: Jesus stay back!


Edit: apparently that's a mod for l4d (God I feel old remembering that game) but I thought it was Claire from the remake of resident evil 2, swhy I said Jesus stay back it's a potential line Claire can say to Mr X

 

[muh_moobs]

Hey man, it's Chris' world, we're just living in it.

We really are just NPCs after all . . .

 

[The American Hedgehog]

One of Chris's enablers has been making a comic for him (panels read right to left).

 

[Chrus Chundlur]

One of Chris's enablers has been making a comic for him (panels read right to left).

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The only "surprise from behind" in store for Chris is Sockness small penis.

 

[Floop]

(panels read right to left).

Of course they do

 

[Brian Butterfield]

One of Chris's enablers has been making a comic for him (panels read right to left).

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Judging from Magi-chan's size, there's no way he'd be able to wrap his arms completely around Chris like that, at most he'd get a chunk of gunt.

 

[Tedbundychu]

A quote from CWC was used in a linguistics textbook - Colloquial English: Structure and Variation, published by Cambridge University last year (link).

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THIS IS IT, THE CWC LEGACY IS LIVING FOREVER

 

[Tikbalang]

THIS IS IT, THE CWC LEGACY IS LIVING FOREVER

Person got curious on sonichu.com: What made him this way? What is the attraction? What keeps me fascinated?

 

[Alex Krycek]

Hey man, it's Chris' world, we're just living in it.

Dimension* among which.

 

[Tikbalang]

One of Chris's enablers has been making a comic for him (panels read right to left).

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So that's how Chris sees himself. If MC is real, there's a possibility that he has B.O. fetish or he has Anosmia

 

[RebelRein1488x]

Ok... WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK??? Plz give me the eye bleach!

Looks like Sockness returned to YouTube

 

[SigueSigueSpergnik]

10/10 would fap again

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Ok... WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK??? Plz give me the eye bleach!
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Looks like Sockness returned to YouTube

When Hairy met Sloppy: Da Remix

 

[Crass_and_Champ]

The only "surprise from behind" in store for Chris is Sockness small penis.

Chris is packing a "surprise from behind" of his own, don't forget.

 

[Chrus Chundlur]

Ok... WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK??? Plz give me the eye bleach!
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Looks like Sockness returned to YouTube

The size of Cumsock's humongous, misshapen potato head never ceases to amaze me. Why is that the biggest 'tards have gigantic heads? So much wasted space...

 

[Mr. Manchester]

The size of Cumsock's humongous, misshapen potato head never ceases to amaze me. Why is that the biggest 'tards have gigantic heads? So much wasted space...

They all laughed when they designed a fedora that big. Well who's laughin' now?

 

[Bardle-B Jones]

Forgive me for this, but here are four additional Shipfic cards Chris posted in response to an orbiter three days ago.
They are:
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A T-posing Ultra Sonichu
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The Lioness before committing her facerape.
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Silver Blake
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and Magi-Chan, who is already too broken for his own right.

Chris also thinks the Dynamax mechanic is a bullshit gimmick in the same post.

I find these cards hilarious and the closest thing we’ve gotten recently even vaguely resembling classic Chris cringe comedy (like classic Sonichu or the wall of originals)

Chris is so autistic that he has already completely lost sight of the main focus of this game (relationships in bad fanfiction) and now his cards resemble more the combat card games that he’s used to (Pokémon, Yu-Gi-Oh). Making the card’s contents and flavor text absolutely incompatible with the games philosophy.

Oh, a card game about match making? Here’s a card of my OC that can kill you with just a touch.

 

[Nurse Ratchet]

One of Chris's enablers has been making a comic for him (panels read right to left).

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Omfg I know it's pretty fucked that apparently this is where my line is, as opposed to the documented fuckin myriad of gross & uncomfortably teenybopper shit this fucker has said & done & written...

But for whatever reason, that just gave me a dry heave.

 

[Cardboard Box Mountain]

Omfg I know it's pretty fucked that apparently this is where my line is, as opposed to the documented fuckin myriad of gross & uncomfortably teenybopper shit this fucker has said & done & written...

But for whatever reason, that just gave me a dry heave.

Yr not alone, my nigga. I felt sick too.