Containment Random Chris Updates

[A Grey Cat]

A quick aside, but it never fails to make me smile when I see the pinned poll confirming that the Farms consider Chris less shaggable than a dead cat and a ride-on lawnmower.

Not to mention a dead man who's probably a skeleton by now, his mother who's most likely on her own deathbed, a fat possibly Jewish clerk and owner of a toy and hobby shop, a neckbeard who gave toy story 3 a bad rating just so it couldn't have a perfect critical score and his own copryright violating creation.


Megan's probably the only one who's actually genuinely doable depending on which way you swing when it comes to Snyder and smithy

 

[Tikbalang]

Megan's probably the only one who's actually genuinely doable depending on which way you swing when it comes to Snyder and smithy

I imagine Chris being netorare-ed by Megan by being with Snyder and Smithy.

 

[Mason Verger]

Not to mention a dead man who's probably a skeleton by now, his mother who's most likely on her own deathbed, a fat possibly Jewish clerk and owner of a toy and hobby shop, a neckbeard who gave toy story 3 a bad rating just so it couldn't have a perfect critical score and his own copryright violating creation.


Megan's probably the only one who's actually genuinely doable depending on which way you swing when it comes to Snyder and smithy

Hold the fuck up, padnah..
What you got against middle aged men with two-tone bowl cuts? You think all those Snyder votes were ironic?

Look at those majestic bangs. Also, Megan looks like she cries after sex. Nobody needs that kind of hassle.

 

[Alex Krycek]

A quick aside, but it never fails to make me smile when I see the pinned poll confirming that the Farms consider Chris less shaggable than a dead cat and a ride-on lawnmower.

That Lawnmower has an oddly round ass.

 

[Meat Pickle]

A quick aside, but it never fails to make me smile when I see the pinned poll confirming that the Farms consider Chris less shaggable than a dead cat and a ride-on lawnmower.

Hell, according the survey, everything and everyone is more fuckable than Chris.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

AquaDiamond8 is trying to pull Chris into some kind of roleplay.

 

[Meat Pickle]

AquaDiamond8 is trying to pull Chris into some kind of roleplay.

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Either he is more careful since the Idea Guy drama or fear getting pulled into some inane tomfoolery since Ben Saint's pathetic attempt of a "saga".

 

[AnOminous]

Hell, according the survey, everything and everyone is more fuckable than Chris.

Bob's corpse is over twice as fuckable as Barb alive.

 

[Tikbalang]

Bob's corpse is over twice as fuckable as Barb alive.

There are people sicker than Sockness loves Necro-GMILF BBW

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Bob's corpse is over twice as fuckable as Barb alive.

The only lube that won't destroy the corpse during intercourse are Chris' tears.

 

[No.]

That Lawnmower has an oddly round ass.

Its not about the ass, it's about the vibration, man.

 

[A Grey Cat]

Its not about the ass, it's about the vibration, man.

Why do think motorcycles are just popular with women if not moreso than men? They're basically 600 horsepower giant vibrators

 

[King Kiwi]

AquaDiamond8 is trying to pull Chris into some kind of roleplay.

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Hm. This is interesting.

And Chris is perturbed.

Interesting.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

Chris has been following Doopie since she doesn't know about the CPU_CWCSonichu Twitter account. He likes tweets sometimes but doesn't reply to her directly. I think the only thing he took from the Doopie saga is not to directly tag people or the trolls will go after them.

Also, he still thinks he's half-Pokemon.

 

[Mason Verger]

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Chris has been following Doopie since she doesn't know about the CPU_CWCSonichu Twitter account. He likes tweets sometimes but doesn't reply to her directly. I think the only thing he took from the Doopie saga is not to directly tag people or the trolls will go after them.

Also, he still thinks he's half-Pokemon.

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I like the Freudian slip of admitting he’s “playing” at being half Pokémon and all the nonsense that has gone with it.

 

[Yamcha's Only Fan]

If he's half pokemon then Sockness should just give up trying to woo chris and just chase chris around in the tall grass, weaken him, then stuff him in a pokeball.

 

[Beijing]

Also, Megan looks like she cries after sex. Nobody needs that kind of hassle.

She looks like she cries before sex too, but she might be the only fuckable one on that list outside of lulz.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

If he's half pokemon then Sockness should just give up trying to woo chris and just chase chris around in the tall grass, weaken him, then stuff him in a pokeball.

Pokemon Trainer Sockness: Christine Weston Chandler, I chose YOU!!!!

Pokemon Christine: "I'm working on it, but only if there's nutritious bananas for mudder made of Lego.

 

[Tikbalang]

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Chris has been following Doopie since she doesn't know about the CPU_CWCSonichu Twitter account. He likes tweets sometimes but doesn't reply to her directly. I think the only thing he took from the Doopie saga is not to directly tag people or the trolls will go after them.

Also, he still thinks he's half-Pokemon.

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Chris Chan the unbearable pokemon
Type: Poison / Psychic
Moves: Sludge Bomb, Defense Curl, Rest, Stockpile.

 

[Mr. 0]

Chris has been following Doopie since she doesn't know about the CPU_CWCSonichu Twitter account. He likes tweets sometimes but doesn't reply to her directly. I think the only thing he took from the Doopie saga is not to directly tag people or the trolls will go after them.

Also, he still thinks he's half-Pokemon.

WHAT

@Doopie get back here and explain yourself