Containment Random Chris Updates

[Alex Krycek]

Chris Chan the unbearable pokemon
Type: Poison / Psychic
Moves: Sludge Bomb, Defense Curl, Rest, Stockpile.

Wouldn’t he have Payday instead of Stockpile since he throws money at shit?

I haven’t played this game in over a decade but I still remember things.

 

[Tikbalang]

Wouldn’t he have Payday instead of Stockpile since he throws money at shit?

I haven’t played this game in over a decade but I still remember things.

Stockpile because hoarding

 

[Hitagi Senjougahara]

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Chris has been following Doopie since she doesn't know about the CPU_CWCSonichu Twitter account. He likes tweets sometimes but doesn't reply to her directly. I think the only thing he took from the Doopie saga is not to directly tag people or the trolls will go after them.

Also, he still thinks he's half-Pokemon.

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Chris the most powerful Pokemon, with curse attacks and a special attribute of DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS. Only the strongest of Pokemon masters can even attempt to tame it...

 

[Alex Krycek]

Stockpile because hoarding

That’s more his companion Barb the Snorlax who now looks like Mr. Mime.

I still say Payday because of how much cash he throws out but eh. I’m not a big fan of the games at all so I’ll defer to your judgement.

 

[The handsome tard]

Good to see a civil talk about pokemon without calling it autistic just because Chris likes.
Instead calling it autistic because of Sword and Shield removing the national dex out greed.
Where is the national dex, Lebowski!? I want to bring my pokemen over! And where are Z-Moves and Megaevolutions ? ! This dykemax aint gonna cut it, assholes!

But I digress, sorry for the sperging.

AquaDiamond8 is trying to pull Chris into some kind of roleplay.

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So awww are we just going to ignore the comic sans? Even Chris should have snapped out of it to comment on it.
Its current year, you know! The two big no nos are
1- No one knows what gender they are anymore, except racists.
2- NO COMIC SANS

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Chris has been following Doopie since she doesn't know about the CPU_CWCSonichu Twitter account. He likes tweets sometimes but doesn't reply to her directly. I think the only thing he took from the Doopie saga is not to directly tag people or the trolls will go after them.

Also, he still thinks he's half-Pokemon.

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Here is a hint, if anyone tells you they are half pokemon, carefully and politely block them...

Twitter is one giant enabler site, if it went down, I dont know what Chris would do...

 

[DoodleBerry]

AquaDiamond8 is trying to pull Chris into some kind of roleplay.

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Following in the damp, lustful footprints of Sockness' Magichan ploy.

Chris Chan the unbearable pokemon
Type: Poison / Psychic
Moves: Sludge Bomb, Defense Curl, Rest, Stockpile.

I think I would send this one straight to a box and never look at it again.

 

[BigTubboWithLittleChina]

Either he is more careful since the Idea Guy drama or fear getting pulled into some inane tomfoolery since Ben Saint's pathetic attempt of a "saga"

Nice thought, but I don't think so. He's basically saying 'Nah, Magi-Chan and me are far too clever to make mistakes like dat, among which'. He's as serenely naive as ever.

Why do think motorcycles are just popular with women if not moreso than men? They're basically 600 horsepower giant vibrators

See also: washing machines.

 

[Chrus Chundlur]

If he's half pokemon then Sockness should just give up trying to woo chris and just chase chris around in the tall grass, weaken him, then stuff him in a pokeball.

That's exactly the problem... that Sockness wants to "stuff" Chris.

She looks like she cries before sex too, but she might be the only fuckable one on that list outside of lulz.

I prefer Anna with a paper bag over her head, at least she feels human (plus boobs), Megan looks like a teen's clothing mannequin brought to life through some kind of ungodly necromancy.

 

[Seregios (Att. at Law)]

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Chris has been following Doopie since she doesn't know about the CPU_CWCSonichu Twitter account. He likes tweets sometimes but doesn't reply to her directly. I think the only thing he took from the Doopie saga is not to directly tag people or the trolls will go after them.

Also, he still thinks he's half-Pokemon.

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Great to know that he's playng with himself again...

 

[The American Hedgehog]

 

[BigTubboWithLittleChina]

Oh dear gawd...he's not trying to be...chivalrous...is he...m'lady?...

Run like stink, heidiheartdraws!

 

[dacwcman68]

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I would be more upset if someone used a made up word like "archangelic" to describe me

 

[Gooby]

I would be more upset if someone used a made up word like "archangelic" to describe me

Meh Archengelic at least has definitions in several online dictionaries, and he used it in a way where you can tell what he means. There are plenty of made up words he uses, that doesn't seem like one of them as much as just a stupid word.

 

[AnOminous]

Meh Archengelic at least has definitions in several online dictionaries, and he used it in a way where you can tell what he means. There are plenty of made up words he uses, that doesn't seem like one of them as much as just a stupid word.

Even Milton used it in Paradise Lost.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

Chris is doing another Shipfic cards livestream.

 

[Brian Butterfield]

So in order to shuffle the deck, Chris makes eight separate piles of cards then puts them back together. It's already tough for him since he's fat-fingered, but those stupid gloves/rings/bracelets don't help either.

I don't know how people can stand the high-pitch squeeing, much less in person. This is an utterly purposeless life.

 

[Dead Memes]

I really wish that Chris would stop singing

 

[Negilum]

There's some seriously intense imagery occuring on this board.
Also, what is with the picture of Chris in the centre? Is that a 3D model? How did he get it?

Spoiler: Chris' Board

 

[DCM90]

he has made so far like 40 or 50 bucks. Is he aware of yt donations?

 

[Wraith]

Chris is doing another Shipfic cards livestream.

It must be fun playing a solitaire game on camera without having to have your pants off.
It must also not be fun playing a made up worthless game no one else wants to play. I wonder if this is what Todd Howard feels like on a typical Friday night.