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Spooky Bones said:
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He tried "making Holographic trading cards from my homemade set of Pokémon cards ... printed onto aluminum foil" (Cwcki)
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Those don't look any shittier that his regular cards, to be honest. Chris standards are so random.
 
I didn't catch this on the first look but on the card Sonichu's "length" is given as 6'4"(?????) although Chris is very specific that his height is 3'5". What does that even mean? His weight is also given as 120lbs which is ludicrously obese (50.2) at 3'5" and downright cachexic (14.6) at 6'4", but more importantly again, what is a sonichu's length supposed to mean? (I know, dyscalculia and autism) The baleful little daemons are usually standing up.
 
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Spooky Bones said:
I didn't catch this on the first look but on the card Sonichu's "length" is given as 6'4"(?????) although Chris is very specific that his height is 3'5". What does that even mean? His weight is also given as 120lbs which is ludicrously obese (50.2) at 3'5" and downright cachexic (14.6) at 6'4", but more importantly again, what is a sonichu's length supposed to mean? (I know, dyscalculia and autism) The baleful little daemons are usually standing up.
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You are giving this way more thought than Chris ever did. At the point when Chris originally made those cards he either didn't care about Sonichu's height enough to settle on a number, or he literally didn't bother to change the length and weight from whatever card he based this off of and left it as-is. I'm assuming he did type those numbers himself, and it doesn't make sense because Chris didn't think about it much. "Mah Sonichu is gonna be super tall, and he's really fast so he isn't overweight either so 120 pounds sounds right!".
 
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Jasonfan89 said:
You'd think with all the cartoons he watched Johnny bravo would have been one of them. And he might have learned something about being creepy around women with all the times Johnny got peppers prayed, tazed and judo tossed into trashcans...but I guess all he learned was

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Hey, thats not a very fair comparison to Johnny, he also put effort into his appearance and was a fun guy to be around, not to mention he had actual friends.
 
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Gooby said:
You are giving this way more thought than Chris ever did. At the point when Chris originally made those cards he either didn't care about Sonichu's height enough to settle on a number, or he literally didn't bother to change the length and weight from whatever card he based this off of and left it as-is. I'm assuming he did type those numbers himself, and it doesn't make sense because Chris didn't think about it much. "Mah Sonichu is gonna be super tall, and he's really fast so he isn't overweight either so 120 pounds sounds right!".
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It's also possible 'length' is 'tip to tail' like measuring a dog or something.

And the thought that Chris, especially younger Chris, would think to properly scale weight to size is laughable. He'd also say 'he weighs so much cos' he's all muscle'. or something if called on it, not realizing that there's no way a speedster that size will weigh that much.

Also LOL @ that Millennial retard thinking Megan wouldn't know how to use discord. It's not like learning to program in a foreign language ffs. Even if she didn't use it regularly, it's not hard for anyone comfortable with a keyboard (aka 95% of people under the age of 70) to figure out.
 
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Spooky Bones said:
I didn't catch this on the first look but on the card Sonichu's "length" is given as 6'4"(?????) What does that even mean?

but more importantly again, what is a sonichu's length supposed to mean? (I know, dyscalculia and autism) The baleful little daemons are usually standing up.
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To know the length of a Sonichu's duck is informative, but what is the degree of his bend?
 
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Spooky Bones said:
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He tried "making Holographic trading cards from my homemade set of Pokémon cards ... printed onto aluminum foil" (Cwcki)
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That Shining Sonichu is almost passable... Almost... (although he probably stole that pose from something else)
Also the bottom card is unreadable...

In regard to my last post it also seems even in a Pokemon format he just kind of throws out cards with any reference to how strong or weak they are. One would assume all his cards would be OP and maybe I'm just not giving him credit for not being OP, but I now doubt he knows how to powerscale...
 
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Fanatical Pragmatist said:
That Shining Sonichu is almost passable... Almost... (although he probably stole that pose from something else)
Also the bottom card is unreadable...

In regard to my last post it also seems even in a Pokemon format he just kind of throws out cards with any reference to how strong or weak they are. One would assume all his cards would be OP and maybe I'm just not giving him credit for not being OP, but I now doubt he knows how to powerscale...
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I don't have enough Tinfoil to cope with this.
 
Truthboi said:
I imagine Chris will think Babish is a cross-dimensional traveler to get recipes from fictional worlds and take them for himself.
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Shhhh! Don't give chris ideas, we don't need babish going on hiatus because Chris tweeting at him:

"thanks for bringing back the foods of demension c-197." ⚡💙⚡



Ik it says "Chris doesn't read your posts but...you never know he could still be a lurker on here because even when it's meant to make fun of him Chris just can't resist attention.
 
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