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Chris watched MLP but didn't try hay fries or hay burgers
If I shoot at Sockness's leg, would Chris believe in Jakoba's existence? Nah, I think he'll say "Jakoba works in mysterious ways"
Containment Random Chris Updates
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If it wasn't in one of his favoured 'tough-yet-setsy-girl' spergtoons, he wouldn't even try the stuff. If he watches the original Life On Mars, then spaghetti hoops on toast may also be ruined.
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Sockness forgot the #1 of LARPing with chris. Chris is the most powerful, super mary sue to ever exist. No one is more powerful than him and if you don't believe that then you're a dang dirty troll.
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It must be irritating to play pretend with someone who thinks being OP is a character trait instead of a flaw.
Shabobus
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Lol. All of Sockness's demons and magic garbage are just another piece of CWC's pastel-colored pretend land now. It's what he gets for playing dumb games for attention.
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Right. Sockness might then be going the way of the Idea Guys, where Chris, under the influence of external forces to some degree, is like "lol nope" and yet somehow the detritus of his degenerate manipulation of Chris still litters Chris's mental landscape.
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It's like an episode of dbz, except instead of getting a new level of super saiyan or something Chris just hits a new level of smug and defeats Jacoba.
Jacob never getting that ass now.
Jacob never getting that ass now.
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that guy he is cheating he is using ingredigents chris chan dont have and cant prepare in his house chris only had the stuff he bought from tacobell, the video was him using stuff not even from tacobell at first
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It's all going to end blasted against his panties anyways.
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RIP Chris's briefs after eating Mexican food
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His heart, colon, and liver are soon to follow.
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That STI is going to get a whole lot worse...
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If Sockness wasn't a tard himself and instead asskissed/begged Chris like if he was some malevolent all powerful demiurge or tyrant goddess, Would Chris enjoy it even more?
Imagine Chris telling the Judge that he can destroy him/kill him from a cosmic plane of existence.
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Well he already ree'd 'THERE IS NO COURT DATE!' earlier this month, and at the last one he showed absolutely no interest in the proceedings so its a fair assumption that he's totally unafraid of the judge. A shame he won't get a hardass judge that tells chris to stfu and stop playing with his fidget spinner while court is in session.
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I don't really keep up with it now, but it seems the Pokemon TCG is broken anyway. Cards that used to be extremely powerful when it first came out - like the (in)famously overpriced Charizard - are now underpowered. Or ones that come out now are ridiculously overpowered relative to the ones released back then.
(also what is powerscale?)
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That’s just TCG’s in general, gotta powercreep fast to keep selling those cards!
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Never heard that word before, but I take it means gradually making newer ones more powerful so people using older cards will find it harder to compete? I don't know why I didn't see that.
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Yeah, I think it’s also to keep players interested too but it’s mostly to sell product.
The people that play card games more than casually have set legal cards though which depending on the game is either all new cards or a combination of old and new cards so things are mostly balanced but I imagine it’s expensive to keep competitive if you’re not just playing online. (I just play MTGA and haven’t played the Pokemon game since it originally came out but I enjoyed this video about power creep in the Pokemon card game)
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Yeah, even for 2001 era pokemon cards, those just seem kind of "meh" in terms of playability. Like some of those promo/novelty cards they used to give out that were cool but really weren't competitive.
Powerscaling is some shit I heard my weeb friends who watch anime say, but basically its a definite way of saying how strong or weak a character is. DBZ used to do it with Power Levels.
But running on the Pokemon example, the OP original Charizard card was objectively good 100HP with a 120 damage attack (or was it 120HP, 100 damage?) even with a high energy cost and flimsy usability. One could easily compare it to lets say Pikachu with 40HP and a 10 damage attack and see that Chrizard is objectively stronger than Pikachu. Chris's pokemon cards look like he just copied two random cards (it looks like he basically copied-pasted Raichu's stats & attack for one of them) and just threw Sonichu characters on top. Like I would expect his Shining Sonichu to have like 150HP and a 120 damage attack that takes 1 energy to charge and lets you discard your opponent's entire deck - yet his cards seem rather mild, competitively speaking.