Containment Random Chris Updates

[RustyNail(her)]

View attachment 1101748
Chris overestimate his skills. Hoping Chris won't ruin Magic the Gathering

Command of the Goddess - 0
Instant

Split second

Destroy all creatures you don't control. Your opponent can not cast spells this turn. You gain 20 life. Your opponent loses 20 life. A deck can have any number of cards named "Command of the Goddess".

Flashback - 0

"No one can stop a CPU goddess after she's had her 3rd Monster energy drink of the day!" - Sonichu

There MtG is ruined

 

[Tikbalang]

Command of the Goddess - 0
Instant

Split second

Destroy all creatures you don't control. Your opponent can not cast spells this turn. You gain 20 life. Your opponent loses 20 life. A deck can have any number of cards named "Command of the Goddess".

Flashback - 0

"No one can stop a CPU goddess after she's had her 3rd Monster energy drink of the day!" - Sonichu

There MtG is ruined

Counterspell

 

[Mr. Manchester]

View attachment 1101748
Chris overestimate his skills. Hoping Chris won't ruin Magic the Gathering

Isn't that a game store he's banned from?

Being real subtle there Chris.

 

[The Fool]

Isn't that a game store he's banned from?

Don't really have to ask "isn't chris banned from X?" because it's always going to be a yes

 

[TrippinKahlua]

View attachment 1101748
Chris overestimate his skills. Hoping Chris won't ruin Magic the Gathering

Hey look @The American Hedgehog , he really does miss his End Games crew.

 

[A Grey Cat]

View attachment 1101748
Chris overestimate his skills. Hoping Chris won't ruin Magic the Gathering

Says the guy who lost Pokemon games to kids half his age and then yelled at them and made them cry until it got him permabanned

 

[Cedric_Eff]

View attachment 1101748
Chris overestimate his skills. Hoping Chris won't ruin Magic the Gathering

There’s a weird thing about the way Chris draws eyes...

 

[Kosher Dill]

I wonder if Chris just doesn't do the comics anymore because he has clinical depression.

Chris has never wanted to do the comics. What did every single troll from the "golden era" constantly demand? More comic pages. Because if no one pushed him, he wouldn't do any.

 

[Alex Krycek]

Chris has never wanted to do the comics. What did every single troll from the "golden era" constantly demand? More comic pages. Because if no one pushed him, he wouldn't do any.

I mostly agree. However I think he did them kid of as an escapist fantasy at first, then the internet discovered him and we had some gems emerge that he was likely made to produce for his “fans” and now we have either really sentimental shit or stuff that he stole from someone else or crazy shit someone put in his head.

Okay those were always the comics combined with power fantasies, now there’s jus too other people influencing it directly.

 

[Straw of Fail]

Spoiler: How they act in public

Spoiler: How they act in private

Tl;dr stupid, edgy fucks, gay ops, and "secret" discord servers. They like to hoard info on anyone that wants to talk to Chris, anyone that annoys them, or anyone vaguely connected to people they target. Even if it means going after fourteen year old autistic children. Today, they're pinning messages to Chris' main server, saying "Nothing to see here, ignore dissenters." Fuck that.

 

[Kingfisher9000]

Spoiler: How they act in public

View attachment 1102229View attachment 1102232View attachment 1102237View attachment 1102239View attachment 1102277View attachment 1102278View attachment 1102279View attachment 1102280View attachment 1102285

Spoiler: How they act in private

View attachment 1102246View attachment 1102251View attachment 1102255View attachment 1102261View attachment 1102265View attachment 1102272View attachment 1102275View attachment 1102289View attachment 1102276

Tl;dr stupid, edgy fucks, gay ops, and "secret" discord servers. They like to hoard info on anyone that wants to talk to Chris, anyone that annoys them, or anyone vaguely connected to people they target. Even if it means going after fourteen year old autistic children. Today, they're pinning messages to Chris' main server, saying "Nothing to see here, ignore dissenters." Fuck that.

And?

 

[naught]

Spoiler: How they act in public

View attachment 1102229View attachment 1102232View attachment 1102237View attachment 1102239View attachment 1102277View attachment 1102278View attachment 1102279View attachment 1102280View attachment 1102285

Spoiler: How they act in private

View attachment 1102246View attachment 1102251View attachment 1102255View attachment 1102261View attachment 1102265View attachment 1102272View attachment 1102275View attachment 1102289View attachment 1102276

Tl;dr stupid, edgy fucks, gay ops, and "secret" discord servers. They like to hoard info on anyone that wants to talk to Chris, anyone that annoys them, or anyone vaguely connected to people they target. Even if it means going after fourteen year old autistic children. Today, they're pinning messages to Chris' main server, saying "Nothing to see here, ignore dissenters." Fuck that.

What else? It's Chris's thing what do you expect?

 

[Straw of Fail]

And?

Just posting for the sake of documentation. The doxxing is smaller stuff compared to his "friends" wanting him to bring a gun to babscon.

Vocaroo | Online voice recorder

Vocaroo is a quick and easy way to share voice messages over the interwebs.

vocaroo.com

 

[naught]

Just posting for the sake of documentation. The doxxing is smaller stuff compared to his "friends" wanting him to bring a gun to babscon.

Vocaroo | Online voice recorder

Vocaroo is a quick and easy way to share voice messages over the interwebs.

vocaroo.com

Is thAt cause Jacob sockness will be there?

Just posting for the sake of documentation. The doxxing is smaller stuff compared to his "friends" wanting him to bring a gun to babscon.

Vocaroo | Online voice recorder

Vocaroo is a quick and easy way to share voice messages over the interwebs.

vocaroo.com

Does that mean barb shot at Cole?

 

[Bombsaway]

Helena and Spunk again? Big deal.

 

[naught]

Helena and Spunk again? Big deal.

And midnightmoonflower I had to check the cwcki with the influx of white knight's. Seems it's the same horse fuckers maybe some Ben saint fan's who want slime. And don't forget Cedric. Was that you Cedric you leaked dms with Chris before are you hyping up your comic? Damn cwcki needs updating fast.

 

[deadson]

And midnightmoonflower I had to check the cwcki with the influx of white knight's. Seems it's the same horse fuckers maybe some Ben saint fan's who want slime. And don't forget Cedric. Was that you Cedric you leaked dms with Chris before are you hyping up your comic? Damn cwcki needs updating fast.

Sounds like you're volunteering for that job, have fun with that.

 

[naught]

Sounds like you're volunteering for that job, have fun with that.

How do? Usually psycho nerd American hedgehog or Marvin do that.

 

[Yamcha's Only Fan]

Says the guy who lost Pokemon games to kids half his age and then yelled at them and made them cry until it got him permabanned

Heh, if chris can't beat 8 year old kids at a game meant for 6-14 year olds, he'll never be able to beat anyone at Mt:G.

Chris would either buy starter decks and get upset when he gets stomped into the ground, or blow so much money on cards either through booster packs or online stores that he gets into more financial trouble. Even with a good deck, his playstyle would likely cause him to lose every time.

Now imagine his bitch fit if he got into warhammer.

 

[RustyNail(her)]

Counterspell

It has Split Second. No spells may be put on the stack until it resolves