Containment Random Chris Updates

[Pickle Inspector]

Can you imagine Chris on his death bed talking to nurses about his famous friends in high places. " I went on tour with with da Brittney Spears in 2024, but we had to keep it platonic because bein' a lesbian was bad for her career".

Sadly Chris is more delusional than that right now.

 

[Chan Fan]

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"the reviews remain mixed" would imply he's never even watched it, just reads reviews of the show :/

 

[muh_moobs]

"Now Chris, I want you to start taking these pills once a day to keep your powers under control. I know the bottle says Metformin but don't let that worry you. It helps prevent you from creating psychic storms when you're under stress."

But I've already seen "Old Man Logan"!

 

[A Grey Cat]

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Of course he watches big bang theory. Chris is such a lemming, a slave to everything the tv tells him

 

[Hogar Grupal]

Of course he watches big bang theory. Chris is such a lemming, a slave to everything the tv tells him

To be fair to the lemmings, they finish what they start. Chris is more like a sponge: soaks everything in, but gives out nothing in return.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

 

[Spergichu]

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Why can't he just talk like a normal person?

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

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Says the person who rated Sonichu fun for all ages.

 

[Sheriff of CWCville]

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Kettle, meet pot

 

[thismanlies]

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>the adults took it to mean a Rite if Passage for the child

When Chris is telling you you’re out of control, it’s probably time to take a couple of steps back and ask yourself where you went wrong.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

>the adults took it to mean a Rite if Passage for the child

When Chris is telling you you’re out of control, it’s probably time to take a couple of steps back and ask yourself where you went wrong.

He's just going along with the situation. If he were put in the actual situation, he would be clapping and yelping like a seal with brain damage and offer little Timmy or Suzie lap dances.

 

[Chrus Chundlur]

That "whoaly" shit he tries to force makes me want to punch him in the throath

He's just going along with the situation. If he were put in the actual situation, he would be clapping and yelping like a seal with brain damage and offering little Timmy or Suzie lap dances.

You only have to see how full of delirious depravity Sonichu is and how he thinks it is appropriate for kids anyways.

 

[DeeCeeBees]

I don’t understand Chris’s self assessment of his own celebrity. If I saw him out in public I would stop and say “Wow! it’s Chris Chan!” the same way as if I saw a guy who was on To Catch a Predator out in public.

 

[Spooky Bones]

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I can't believe Chris is a murderous TERF like Blaire White. Chris-Chan is cancelled folx.

 

[Chan the Wizard]

It's the holier-than-thou attitude that really grinds my gears.

You know he’s retarded, right?

 

[DoodleBerry]

Interesting......

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Interesting......

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That's it. Chris is officially a pedophile. Why hasn't twiter created safety features about adults not being able to follow children?

 

[The Fool]

That's it. Chris is officially a pedophile. Why hasn't twiter created safety features about adults not being able to follow children?

I thought Chris was officially a pedophile when he drew an underage character saying she resented the laws that prohibited her from having sex

 

[DeeCeeBees]

That creepy picture of him at the music festival with the 8 year old staring at him from 3 feet away gave me some pedo vibes.

 

[TV's Adam West]

That's it. Chris is officially a pedophile. Why hasn't twiter created safety features about adults not being able to follow children?

It really depends on the child.