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- Oct 10, 2014
That nigga is going to burp and fart and cough all over the place. He's going to get maced with Lysol. Poetic.
Containment Random Chris Updates
- Thread starter Clown Doll
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- Apr 5, 2017
I forget that really old movie where people took a submarine or something, miniaturized it and went inside someone's body. One of the crew gets caught outside the sub and gets eaten by white blood cells.
This is our dimension's future.
This is when Chris expands to fill the cosmos.
We all become food, and our OCs become food for his limited imagination.
Chris will host the resurrection of lucifer and consume everything. Everything.
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- Oct 21, 2018
Graphic novels. He can't type that word.
He really wanted that #982 spot.
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- Feb 27, 2013
Heh, that kinda makes oficial that "fuck the comics, shitty cards are a superior narrative medium (because easier)".
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- Jun 12, 2019
The more things change the more they stay the same, he's still begging the major publishers to give him a "job" working on making sonichu official.
Really the only job Chris will actually take in the heel freezing over case of it happening and even then, it'd only be because in his peanut brain he always envisioned making sonichu for Sega as being paid to sit on his fat ass and tell other people what to do while do all the hard work animating, programming ect ECT.
Kinda a fitting methaphore for his whole life really. Being waited on hand and foot as a creator of his own Autistic creation by everyone from his sweetheart to his staff of "sonichu Inc" where in reality he was born in to the life of impoverished white trash and he'll die impoverished white trash.
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- Nov 27, 2019
I needed that. Thanks, fren
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- Apr 5, 2017
"discovered my Son"
I hate his use of language nowadays.
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- Aug 29, 2019
Sign of a deteriorating mental state. Autism coupled with isolation coupled with possible schizotypy all of which will do it.
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- Apr 27, 2015
It's depressing that Sonichu is an even bigger part of Chris's life 20 years later.
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- Aug 29, 2019
Can't deny the Messianic undertones of capitalizing Son, even though Chris does capitalize Random Words; Chris's description of Sonichu certainly has them. Sonichu's advent is a high holy day.
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- Aug 13, 2018
This is the same guy who sits cross legged in a skirt. He's going to get ejected from so many places.
Cardboard Box Mountain
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- Dec 14, 2018
Fatty still doesn't get basic biology. You don't discover your offspring. You have to actually impregnate a woman. Sorry, Chris, you're a genetic dead end. A trash bag of broken chromosomes and biological waste.
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- Aug 13, 2018
Yet he still wants Nintendo to include Sonichu into Pokemon lore. He wants that big payday which he won't get. His enablers. will most likely harass Nintendo just to ass pat Chris.
The man's a fricken deity. He could will Nintendo into doing that.
The man's a fricken deity. He could will Nintendo into doing that.
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- Jun 12, 2019
Guts Gets Some
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- Nov 9, 2018
I was thinking it'd be another "DEAD GIVEAWAY" the Merge is happening, to him.
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- Jun 12, 2019
I know usually those mashups are done by children who love a series and want to see what they'd look like mixed together. Most adults doing it do so for laughs maybe as an art hobby. Chris has taken it to a new level of madness. Legitimately thinking his creation exists far off on the vast sea of eternity waiting for him to come and make his miserable life what he always wanted. Like an even worse version of the heaven's gate cult
JULAY
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- Feb 4, 2013
Imagine spending 20 years of your life on something that hasn't amounted to anything except making you an internet laughingstock...
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- Jan 10, 2019
I dunno. I’ve seen youngish kids (like 9-13 years old) on dA that actually un ironically like Sonichu; a lot of ex-spergs here had Sonic OCs of their own at one point. Yeah, eventually they grow out of it and realize Chris is a complete embarrassment and cringe at anything having to do with him, but he is fondly remembered by a lot of Gen Z as something of a cartoon character. My little cousin at the time who found Chris’s vids thought his shenanigans was a web series.
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- Aug 13, 2018
Chris to his enablers: "Y'all ready to drink this Fanta I made for everyone?"
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- Jan 10, 2019
I wonder why Chris’s delusions haven’t convinced him to commit suicide; not out of depression, but a genuine belief that his spirit will reincarnate within a new body in C-197.
and now i have this horrific mental image of Sockness and Chris’s other dedicated enablers wearing Sonichu medallions and giving out dixie cups of tainted Fanta like some sort of unholy communion.