Containment Random Chris Updates

Tikbalang said:
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Graphic novels. He can't type that word.
He really wanted that #982 spot.
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“Discovered” Sonichu?

I sighed when I read that.

He’s still going on like multiple universes exists and nothing is created, just “discovered” by the minds eye looking into another dimension.

I liked it at least when he boasted with undeserved pride about “creating” Sonichu back on March 17th, 2000...

He’s still smug, but it’s slightly seasoned with sprinkles of insanity and sadness.
 
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So Chris didn't have anything lined up for Sonichu's 20th anniversary other than a tweet, huh? I guess he was just too busy.
 
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Argh My Cigar said:
I wonder why Chris’s delusions haven’t convinced him to commit suicide; not out of depression, but a genuine belief that his spirit will reincarnate within a new body in C-197.

and now i have this horrific mental image of Sockness and Chris’s other dedicated enablers wearing Sonichu medallions and giving out dixie cups of tainted Fanta like some sort of unholy communion.
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Isn't That the jonestown suicide? Or did the heaven's gate cult take a page from the good Mr Jones' book on suicide pacts?
 
Argh My Cigar said:
I wonder why Chris’s delusions haven’t convinced him to commit suicide; not out of depression, but a genuine belief that his spirit will reincarnate within a new body in C-197.

and now i have this horrific mental image of Sockness and Chris’s other dedicated enablers wearing Sonichu medallions and giving out dixie cups of tainted Fanta like some sort of unholy communion.
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Because he knows deep down none of it is real. He's just playing pretend like he's 8 because he's mentally 8 and he has literally fuck all to do every day.

Remembee when he was tired of people on the internet shitting on him? So he made a video of him going around town acting normal and saying he was trolling by pretending to be a sped? Then people said if he was pretending then they'll show that video evidence to the powers that be and his tugboat would be gone. He immediately made a video saying he wasn't a troll and was indeed king autismo. It's about the same. He will go with whatever unless it threatens his money or life. However he doesn't see his living situation or diet as a threat against his life at all..
 
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Jasonfan89 said:
Isn't That the jonestown suicide? Or did the heaven's gate cult take a page from the good Mr Jones' book on suicide pacts?
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The koolaid was Jonestown. The people knew it was poison but they were still willing to guzzle it down and force others to drink it. I can't say that Heaven's Gate took lessons from Jim Jones but they ended more or less the same. Cults usually collapse when their leader goes mad with power. Check out Down the Rabbit Hole's rajneeshpuram video, its amazing what the cultists there did, or tried to do.
 
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RustyNail(her) said:
Because he knows deep down none of it is real. He's just playing pretend like he's 8 because he's mentally 8 and he has literally fuck all to do every day.

Remembee when he was tired of people on the internet shitting on him? So he made a video of him going around town acting normal and saying he was trolling by pretending to be a sped? Then people said if he was pretending then they'll show that video evidence to the powers that be and his tugboat would be gone. He immediately made a video saying he wasn't a troll and was indeed king autismo. It's about the same. He will go with whatever unless it threatens his money or life. However he doesn't see his living situation or diet as a threat against his life at all..
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The fact that he still used Sonic adventure 2 music in his video should have been a dead giveaway that he wasn't being sincere with that video. I mean even back then who uses Sonic music in an unrelated video UNLESS you're some kinda Autistic sped?

Plus I can't believe fatty was so dumb he honestly thought If the video was shared with the social security office they'd cut off his tugboat. Like they'd even give a shit about some vlog on YouTube about him.
 
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TheOnlyYamchaFan said:
The koolaid was Jonestown. The people knew it was poison but they were still willing to guzzle it down and force others to drink it. I can't say that Heaven's Gate took lessons from Jim Jones but they ended more or less the same. Cults usually collapse when their leader goes mad with power. Check out Down the Rabbit Hole's rajneeshpuram video, its amazing what the cultists there did, or tried to do.
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It was FlavorAid, not Kool-Aid
 
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RustyNail(her) said:
Remembee when he was tired of people on the internet shitting on him? So he made a video of him going around Remember acting normal and saying he was trolling by pretending to be a sped?
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He was encouraged to make that video by trolls. After he revealed it he immediately shaved his goatee off, on video, without shaving cream. This was probably in response to everyone claiming at the time that the entire CWC thing was an elaborate hoax.
 
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YiffInHell said:
Is this a Semper Fidelis reference? I've lurked long enough to pick up on some of the memes.

>the entire CWC thing was an elaborate hoax

That's depressing. I mean, those claims then her response. Imagine being emasculated by the Internet and no one believes you are truly an exceptional individual.

Wow, part of me wants to go buy Chris some Legos now or those little pixelart magnet things. Do you think I could get a poorly-drawn comic of my favorite animal?
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ok i don't wanna be the one to spell it out for the slow kid in class but the joke is chris drinks his own jizz mixed with fanta
 
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Markorian said:
Could we see something (if Chris survives that long) at the same level as the blue arms saga if Pokemon "Pay" and "Pig" versions release, and #982 isn't sonichu?
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Nah, at this point he'll say that the true & honest version of pokemon including Sonichu exists in Dimension-1488, and after the merge comes, everyone left alive would be able to play it.
 
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