Containment Random Chris Updates

wow he really just... doesn't fucking get it.
lol does chris even have anyone to play games with the "old fashioned" way?

i can imagine him with a game of monopoly set up, just him and some place holders for his oc's at the other 3 sides of the game board.
making all of the turns with different voices for each chu, this bitch would be losing against himself
 
Of course he's not a fan of social distancing, these photos prove it.
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Anyway, so yeah, the fact that Chris doesn't understand the concept or advantages of social distancing proves that he doesn't understand basic socialization.
 
Anyway, so yeah, the fact that Chris doesn't understand the concept or advantages of social distancing proves that he doesn't understand basic socialization.

Ironically, his autistic inability to understand social distances combined with his asshole refusal even to try combine to cause people to distance themselves from him socially even in normal times. And now, his autistic inability to understand what a virus is could literally kill his mom.
 
Ironically, his autistic inability to understand social distances combined with his asshole refusal even to try combine to cause people to distance themselves from him socially even in normal times. And now, his autistic inability to understand what a virus is could literally kill his mom.
At this point I wonder if Chris is trying to get the house pozed for covid, not only would he get "sympathy" and and excuse to whine for more money but if Barb catches it his "Autistic inability to understand what a virus is." Could double as a way to get rid of Barb without rasing any alarms.
 
According to maps I'm seeing of confirmed coronavirus cases in VA, its only one county away from Geene county where chris lives. He better start taking it seriously soon. (the map I'm look at shows a case in Spotsylvannia county, which is east of Orange county, and east of Greene where chris lives.)

If chris gets sick, how long will it be until he starts saying "IF ONLY SOMEONE HAD TOLD ME HOW BAD THIS WAS!?"
 
According to maps I'm seeing of confirmed coronavirus cases in VA, its only one county away from Geene county where chris lives. He better start taking it seriously soon. (the map I'm look at shows a case in Spotsylvannia county, which is east of Orange county, and east of Greene where chris lives.)

If chris gets sick, how long will it be until he starts saying "IF ONLY SOMEONE HAD TOLD ME HOW BAD THIS WAS!?"

Probably a day after. Quick aside, but relevant: after the Julay reveal, Chris had a cold, or "bug/sinus infection." SOB didn't even cover his mouth.
 
Can't deny the Messianic undertones of capitalizing Son, even though Chris does capitalize Random Words; Chris's description of Sonichu certainly has them. Sonichu's advent is a high holy day.
That's what I initially thought when he described Sonichu as "the OC of OCs", but this stuff is filling the religious parts of his swiss cheese brain so it's not suprising to sense those undertones.

At this point I wonder if Chris is trying to get the house pozed for covid, not only would he get "sympathy" and and excuse to whine for more money but if Barb catches it his "Autistic inability to understand what a virus is." Could double as a way to get rid of Barb without rasing any alarms.
I doubt he is capable of thinking this on a conscious level. I think he's still in the virus won't be real unless I think about it phase. That said Chris is pretty terrible and there is a small chance he could be "foreseeing" a future where he does exactly that right now, and then nervously trying to stop himself because thinking about the virus might cause it and he probably finds all this pretty scary.

Chris likely thinks taking current data and imagining a future based on it is "foresight" because he doesn't understand that things you imagine don't actually exists, and he often acts like normal people don't also imagine things. If imagining electric hedgehogs is because they are real in another place, then imagining your future is because that future is a real timeline that you are getting to peer into.

Say you imagine taking an action, then you imagine a bad consequence from your action. A normal occurrence for most people. But for Chris, he saw an actual future that existed and took a step to prevent it from coming to pass.

Chris surely finds it frustrating he can see himself with superpowers other people can see, something that MUST exist somewhere somehow because he saw it in his mind, yet he cannot access that even though it exists as "there" to him.

"I saw it in my mind, therefore it exists"

The idea of nonexistent is something Chris does not comprehend and deep down inside he greatly fears.
It's also very interesting to think about how this one line of philosophy effects Chris's view of truth. He's the kind of person who would use the words "personal truth", and if you do not beleive in nonexistence, in false, then you can have no grasp of what truth is and thus no appreciation for reality.
Which is obvious and has probably been said here before.

Could corona-chan finnaly finish the teflon tard?
There would be something almost ironic about a disease with an OC getting the better of Chris but I don't think it's that likely. It's a shame Corona-chan does not have a good and standard design like Ebola chan, but I kind of want Chris to acknowledge that the virus has a cartoon character.
I think Chris's built in social distancing is something he has going for him but he might start acting weirder soon though resulting in more threads as he lashes out.

Now what would really weird us all out, is if they both get corona, and Barb somehow survives which shouldn't be possible.
Chris has... not a great survival chance but not a certain doom one.

I'll have you know I just today foresaw a future timeline which I have Returned from with safety along with MagiChan and we had to work super hard to send positive energy and collect it among ourselves or we would have been trapped there because my foresight was becoming so strong! I forsaw so many timelines that I am now mentally and physically exhausted from the ordeal. I know it was real and it was foresight because I pictured it in my mind and everything and no it is not called having anxiety attack and I was not scared of the future among which
 
According to maps I'm seeing of confirmed coronavirus cases in VA, its only one county away from Geene county where chris lives. He better start taking it seriously soon. (the map I'm look at shows a case in Spotsylvannia county, which is east of Orange county, and east of Greene where chris lives.)

If chris gets sick, how long will it be until he starts saying "IF ONLY SOMEONE HAD TOLD ME HOW BAD THIS WAS!?"
If there's a confirmed case that close to him, it's a virtual certainty that it is circulating in his community, and probably has been for at least a week. Fatty gonna get it, and then we can all find out what will happen when Barb dies.
 
Dr. Wolf blocked Chris too? Just exactly how many MLP fans and cast members have blocked him?

Interestingly, on closer inspection, it looks like Dr Wolf hasn't blocked him. Yet. However, he appears to be steadfastly ignoring Chris, which is a surprisingly sensible thing for a brony to do.

This page of the Cwcki lists the brony analysts who've blocked him:


While this page reports on his current standing with MLP voice actors, as well as Planet Dolan and other fun stuff:

 
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