Containment Random Chris Updates

[Yamcha's Only Fan]

Not sure if this has been posted yet.
Chris has been watching the anime "Cells at Work" and treating it as actual medical information... and he doesn't even get it right. In the cancer episode they say laughter makes Natural Killer cells healthier so they can kill cancer cells, not the killer T cells. And that information presented in the episode is uncredited at best. He can't even quote an anime he just watched without failing. Fucking hell.

 

[TrippinKahlua]

I'm sure it's some of his backward talk again.

"T" probably stands for tuberculosis because Covid-19 reminds him of when that was a pandemical problem or something.

 

[BigTubboWithLittleChina]

Yes Chris, just watch Pinkie Pie and spout platitudes, that'll beat Covid-19. The only good advice is in the last line.

 

[Shabobus]

Well he has been breeding the T-virus in his refrigerator for a while.

 

[RebelRein1488x]

Chris replied to voice actress Tara Strong again:

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

"Always Remember To Wash Your Hands" Says the man who's never held hands with a woman he's not related to......Thanks for the advice, Captain blubber gut.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

Chris replied to voice actress Tara Strong again:
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It goes without saying, Chris thumbs his nose at the pandemic, but when a celeb makes note of it, he quickly gets on the bandwagon. What a sheep.

 

[The Fool]

To be fair, Chris has laughed off every other threat in his life and so far it's worked.

 

[GMan]

To be fair, Chris has laughed off every other threat in his life and so far it's worked.

the question is, for how long can it work

 

[Pvt. Real G]

To be fair, Chris has laughed off every other threat in his life and so far it's worked.

Nah, Chris talks tough and gets away with threats to his life because there are none. But he is a pussy when it comes to him getting hurt. Like when he genuinely thought Clyde Cash was coming to kill him, instead of calling the cops, he shat himself and hid in his room and used a stuff animal as decoy in the bed. Just a couple months back, he went to the hospital because he thought heartburn is a heart attack. Chris will pussyout at a moments notice when he feels ill. If Chris starts to get flu like symptoms, without a doubt he will panic about corona, and rush to the hospital. Which is not the best idea since there aren't enough test kits and most likely just a common flu.

 

[Yamcha's Only Fan]

Nah, Chris talks tough and gets away with threats to his life because there are none. But he is a pussy when it comes to him getting hurt. Like when he genuinely thought Clyde Cash was coming to kill him, instead of calling the cops, he shat himself and hid in his room and used a stuff animal as decoy in the bed. Just a couple months back, he went to the hospital because he thought heartburn is a heart attack. Chris will pussyout at a moments notice when he feels ill. If Chris starts to get flu like symptoms, without a doubt he will panic about corona, and rush to the hospital. Which is not the best idea since there aren't enough test kits and most likely just a common flu.

I'm betting if he shows the smallest symptom he'll run to barb, asking her to help him diagnose it because chris is an idiot who cares more about his health than exposing his mom to it.

 

[Rogowski]

Christ signed up to be a paypig for Ben Saint.

 

[dirtydeanna96]

It almost seems like he could be. I know in the past he said he’s ok with incest, so shit like that gives off pedo vibes. I mean a 38 year old tranny who likes mlp and plays with toys just gives off a nonce vibe.

Its part of the extended adolescence of the 21st century. In the past grown men wouldn't be caught dead playing computer games or watching cartoons.
Yet today they do it (x box and anime are very popular)

 

[Tikbalang]

Laughter can't cure my amputated finger

It goes without saying, Chris thumbs his nose at the pandemic, but when a celeb makes note of it, he quickly gets on the bandwagon. What a sheep.

What would take Chris to take the virus seriously?
Barb getting infected or Closing McDonald's. Then Chris will get the "I've been there" BS

 

[Yamcha's Only Fan]

Christ signed up to be a paypig for Ben Saint.

I wonder what chris's monthly expenses are on patreon subscriptions.

 

[A Grey Cat]

Well he has been breeding the T-virus in his refrigerator for a while.

Now I can't help but imagine Chris trying to outrun Mr x but can barley waddle away before getting an iron fist to the kisser

X gonna give it to ya!

Its part of the extended adolescence of the 21st century. In the past grown men wouldn't be caught dead playing computer games or watching cartoons.
Yet today they do it (x box and anime are very popular)

Hey pension jobs, unions, retirement and the Hallmarks of "maturity" are so overrated. We realized traditional ways of life are dull dull ..dull.


Better stone cold than old



Edit: ok I will conceed and admit overgrown man babies like Chris take it way WAY too far.

 

[Guts Gets Some]

Chris replied to voice actress Tara Strong again:
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I'm more surprised he hasn't been blocked by her yet.

 

[A Grey Cat]

I'm more surprised he hasn't been blocked by her yet.

She knows who he is, her sleep paralysis demons always are Chris perched at the end of her bed holding a feed bag and a bridle

 

[{o}P II]

Can't wait for chris to fart out a boring facebook post about how he has "foreseen" otherwise

 

[Dread First]

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Can't wait for chris to fart out a boring facebook post about how he has "foreseen" otherwise

I'm just surprised that it took Chris until 2018 to actually start violently masturbating to Hyperdimension Neptunia in the first place. You'd think that he'd have jumped on the bandwagon years ago. Then again, I wouldn't be surprised if he spent the money on the games for his Vita and just never bothered to play them until the Idea Guys actually came around.