Containment Random Chris Updates

[ToroidalBoat]

I HATE THIS TIME PERIOD WITH HIM SO MUCH.

Chris has been growing down since high school. The Manchester High Chris didn't play with MLP, didn't invent Sonichu until senior year, didn't believe that "cartoons were real in another dimension" as far as I know, didn't believe in wacky woo, wasn't a NEET, no "Tomgirl," and he wasn't morbidly obese.

 

[A Grey Cat]

Chris has been growing down since high school. The Manchester High Chris didn't play with MLP, didn't invent Sonichu until senior year, didn't believe that "cartoons were real in another dimension" as far as I know, didn't believe in wacky woo, wasn't a NEET, no "Tomgirl," and he wasn't morbidly obese.

He did believe Sonic and Sonichu in some place were actually real its only gotten worse than ever

 

[Yamcha's Only Fan]

Why would he care about some states? He lives in Virginia. The cops have been ordered not to arrest people for shit anyway. The most he'd get is a fine and that's assuming he didn't just play the tard card and pretend he had no idea about anything because he's a tard.

He wouldn't care. I said 'some states' because I'm not entirely sure if breaking curfew incurs the same punishments in other states. I know that some states are saying its a maximum of a year in prison and a max fine of $5,000 for breaking curfew but I don't know if Viginia's going to go with that. Supposing it is the case in this situation: since chris can never hope to pay that fine he's get a year in jail, and I doubt they could play kick the can with this infraction of the law, and all chris has to do is waddle outside at the incorrect hour, and we know chris isn't going to pay any attention to news or warnings given by the state of Virginia. The news doesn't have enough cartoons, anime girls, and asskissing to keep his attention.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

He wouldn't care. I said 'some states' because I'm not entirely sure if breaking curfew incurs the same punishments in other states. I know that some states are saying its a maximum of a year in prison and a max fine of $5,000 for breaking curfew but I don't know if Viginia's going to go with that. Supposing it is the case in this situation: since chris can never hope to pay that fine he's get a year in jail, and I doubt they could play kick the can with this infraction of the law, and all chris has to do is waddle outside at the incorrect hour, and we know chris isn't going to pay any attention to news or warnings given by the state of Virginia. The news doesn't have enough cartoons, anime girls, and asskissing to keep his attention.

One would think after many years of having run ins with the law for minor offenses, Chris could google Virgina's curfew laws before he leaves the house. Then again, I don't think Chris leaves the house after 10:00 PM (unless Barb wants a midnight snack). Even if he knows of his county's curfew laws, he's not going to follow them, cause autism + ego.

 

[Picnic_Boy]

So he recognizes NOW that this is a sign of his fake ass dimensional merge. He takes responsibility for the merge. Then he's guilty of mass murder for his selfish... ugh.
So are all these fictional characters getting sick with diseases they are weak to, like are their colors running or something?
"Tens of thousands of people are dying, we knew it was going to happen but we didn't prepare before hand, even thought we knew how to, but it's okay because I get to play with imaginary toys until the day I die!"
I HATE THIS TIME PERIOD WITH HIM SO MUCH.

In theory this a really funny era. In practice, it's watching Chris play paddle ball with every untruth he's ever courted. It leads nowhere and the insulating nature of social media keeps him consequence-free.

 

[Positron]

Will Trump getting re-elected another sign of the Dimension Merge?

 

[Nurse Ratchet]

It's amazing how far Chris will go to keep these delusions relevant for.Since time goes by so fast, imagine him ranting about the merge when he's in his 50s.

God damn dude, at this rate he'll be lucky if he doesn't live that long...

 

[ToroidalBoat]

its only gotten worse than ever

"Is Chris getting better?"

 

[Tikbalang]

He's into wierd stuff but art is subjective

 

[The American Hedgehog]

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Here are Chris's messages from that Discord. He also uploaded a photo of his latest dumbass headgear and more photos of his magic stone collection.

 

[Second Missing Primarch]

Here are Chris's messages from that Discord. He also uploaded a photo of his latest dumbass headgear and more photos of his magic stone collection.

Chris: "Mm, yeah, imma post pics of my shiny rocks while they're "solar charging", cuz that's how magic rocks work, don't you know. In the process I'll show off my nasty stained carpet and tard tiara, among which."

I'm continually impressed by his ability to find new and interesting ways to look like a total dumbass.

 

[Tikbalang]

Here are Chris's messages from that Discord. He also uploaded a photo of his latest dumbass headgear and more photos of his magic stone collection.

Do you think he's not fit for wearing the pearl necklace properly?

 

[TrippinKahlua]

Here are Chris's messages from that Discord. He also uploaded a photo of his latest dumbass headgear and more photos of his magic stone collection.

Oh my Jesus his obsession with spiritualism is getting crazy, and you cant blame the Idea Partners for this.

Its beginning to resemble The Blair Witch Project.

I mean it. This is ouija board type shit and to create one is as easy as drawing the whole Alphabet and Yes and No onto a paper.

Something creepy is happening at 14BLC. @Copitz go out and investigate

 

[jawsome]

Been following Chris since the early ED days. If you told me this is where things would have ended up more than a decade later, I would have called you crazy. Sometimes I wonder what his life would have been like had the vicious cycle he and the internet engaged in never occurred. If the internet got bored or Chris just walked away from it how much different his life would be.

Jesus Christ, Chris.

 

[No_one]

So what will Chris choose, sacrificing Barb to demons in exchange for the Merge, or charging the sigils the old chaos magic way?
Also, the new headgear will look great in a mugshot if he's arrested for ignoring the 'shelter-at-home' thing.

 

[BigTubboWithLittleChina]

He's attached an omega symbol to his head shit. Holy fuck. Might we truly be seeing the beginning of End Times Chris?

 

[JULAY]

He's attached an omega symbol to his head shit. Holy fuck. Might we truly be seeing the beginning of End Times Chris?

Can you imagine being out in public and seeing him walking around with that shit on his head, mumbling about da merge, having a conversation with Magi-Chan, and fondling magic rocks?

 

[taintmisbehavin]

Been following Chris since the early ED days. If you told me this is where things would have ended up more than a decade later, I would have called you crazy. Sometimes I wonder what his life would have been like had the vicious cycle he and the internet engaged in never occurred. If the internet got bored or Chris just walked away from it how much different his life would be.

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Jesus Christ, Chris.

From teen doofus to New Age Granny in just two short decades.

 

[Tennis-Ball-Tony]

Here are Chris's messages from that Discord. He also uploaded a photo of his latest dumbass headgear and more photos of his magic stone collection.

Honestly, I'm more shocked at there being a room that isn't crammed full of shit.

Though that black thing is troubling.

 

[BigTubboWithLittleChina]

I wonder if he's even aware of the symbolic meaning of omega. It could just be something that he saw and thought 'mmyeah, dat will make me look even more like a setsy teenage witch, among which'. Kind of like how he frequently spouts 'namaste' with no real clue as to what it signifies. But the idea of omega as shorthand for 'the end of everything' is pretty wide-spread. It sounds melodramatic, but now is the point where I would genuinely start to worry about whether he's planning his own little Jonestown, Waco, or Heaven's Gate.