Containment Random Chris Updates

[taintmisbehavin]

I wonder if he's even aware of the symbolic meaning of omega. It could just be something that he saw and thought 'mmyeah, dat will make me look even more like a setsy teenage witch, among which'. Kind of like how he frequently spouts 'namaste' with no real clue as to what it signifies. But the idea of omega as shorthand for 'the end of everything' is pretty wide-spread. It sounds melodramatic, but now is the point where I would genuinely start to worry about whether he's planning his own little Jonestown, Waco, or Heaven's Gate.

It is starting to seem like a strong possibility. The good news is only Chris, Barb, and some imaginary gay hedgehogs will be around to drink the cyanide Fanta.

 

[BigTubboWithLittleChina]

And, with any luck, a decent-sized handful of w e e n s .

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Can you imagine being out in public and seeing him walking around with that shit on his head, mumbling about da merge, having a conversation with Magi-Chan, and fondling magic rocks cocks?

FTFY
They're magically delicious!

 

[Picnic_Boy]

Been following Chris since the early ED days. If you told me this is where things would have ended up more than a decade later, I would have called you crazy. Sometimes I wonder what his life would have been like had the vicious cycle he and the internet engaged in never occurred. If the internet got bored or Chris just walked away from it how much different his life would be.

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Jesus Christ, Chris.

I like how part of a plastic lanyard is holding his mystical pull chain in place.

 

[Pvt. Real G]

is this the autistic satanic cult saga now?

 

[Hogar Grupal]

He's attached an omega symbol to his head shit. Holy fuck. Might we truly be seeing the beginning of End Times Chris?

So, is this the Satanic Panic saga?

 

[BigTubboWithLittleChina]

Apart from the possible body count (even if it were just Barb and himself), I have to admit that Chris attempting to be the next Jolly Cholly Manson could be quite entertaining to watch.

 

[DoodleBerry]

Here are Chris's messages from that Discord. He also uploaded a photo of his latest dumbass headgear and more photos of his magic stone collection.

I am more impressed that one of these pictures appears to have been taken in clean, empty room.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

I am more impressed that one of these pictures appears to have been taken in clean, empty room.

I believe that was his old room. IIRC, it was used to store boxes. Where those boxes are now? You're guess is as good as mine.

And is anyone surprised while Chris was posting on some satanic shit, his missed TransdayOfVisibilty on twitter?

 

[Argh My Cigar]

Can you imagine being out in public and seeing him walking around with that shit on his head, mumbling about da merge, having a conversation with Magi-Chan, and fondling magic rocks?

Chris’ll be holding a sign saying “The End Is Nigh” soon like Walter Kovacs. Only with “- Send money please! My Mother and I Need to Pay Our Bills Before the Merge!” added.

 

[Yamcha's Only Fan]

Chris's mom is going to be mad when she sees Chris is wearing her lisa simpson pearls.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

Chris's mom is going to be mad when she sees Chris is wearing her lisa simpson pearls.

or $400 gold necklace.

 

[Picklechu]

I like the autistic veve/sigil/whatever the fuck that's supposed to be. No idea what RA EL AE means; I wonder if he picked it up from Sockness or another enabler, or if he picked it up from some woo nutcase with a blog or something?

I've got the perfect ship right here, but it's not fictional
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Copitz x (+ Rawdoggin') Dirty X-tine

I want to say that Copitz is the bottom, but Chris can't get a stiffy anymore...

He's attached an omega symbol to his head shit. Holy fuck. Might we truly be seeing the beginning of End Times Chris?

He's had that for awhile. You can see it behind his medallion and the amethyst crystal he attached to it in plenty of recent pics.

Honestly, I'm more shocked at there being a room that isn't crammed full of shit.

The last time we saw that room, it was filled with boxes of Hoard. I wonder where they went? I sincerely doubt that Barb let him get rid of them.

 

[A Grey Cat]

Chris’ll be holding a sign saying “The End Is Nigh” soon like Walter Kovacs. Only with “- Send money please! My Mother and I Need to Pay Our Bills Before the Merge!” added.

Hey don't compare rosarch to CWC, he was somehow a lot more mentally sound than Chris.

 

[Pickle Inspector]

The Sonichu Medallion has..seen better days, worse days too mind you if you include previous incarnations.

 

[Spooky Bones]

I really want to know more about the altar. It's potentially the most interesting thing that's popped up for a while. My money is on him sponging stuff up from reading/watching/interacting with New Age weirdos but I'd really like to hear from him whether it's supposed to be a touchstone for the merge or what.

 

[Chan Fan]

I am more impressed that one of these pictures appears to have been taken in clean, empty room.

Clean? Did you see the carpet?

Also, has Barb seen this room? Does she care or has she seen so much at this point that this room is just another drop in the crazy bucket?

 

[Spooky Bones]

Clean? Did you see the carpet?

'Tis a relative term.

Also, has Barb seen this room? Does she care or has she seen so much at this point that this room is just another drop in the crazy bucket?

She dgaf at this point but I wonder what his parents, who were at least conventionally outwardly religious church-attenders, would've thought of the spooky Satanic-adjacent altar sitting in their room in better days.

 

[DeeCeeBees]

Clean? Did you see the carpet?

Also, has Barb seen this room? Does she care or has she seen so much at this point that this room is just another drop in the crazy bucket?

Didn't Chris piss on the floor in one of the leaked Troon vids?

 

[Hogar Grupal]

Didn't Chris piss on the floor in one of the leaked Troon vids?

Not that room. It was either the corner of his new room, or outside in the hallway.