Containment Random Chris Updates

[Fanatical Pragmatist]

I want to see the Shipfic cards for that altar and how the pony-hedgehog-pokemans are working to stop COVID-19

 

[Chad Nasty]

I really want to know more about the altar. It's potentially the most interesting thing that's popped up for a while. My money is on him sponging stuff up from reading/watching/interacting with New Age weirdos but I'd really like to hear from him whether it's supposed to be a touchstone for the merge or what.

Jacob Sockness AKA Jake Hammer on Twitter

“https://t.co/cToM64WU0V She's got the Mirror of EL-AE-RA one of the more powerful tools from my books. She's got a great altar for the Vinori traditions. @CPU_CWCSonichu. I made sure she's using the good magic from my material to juice up her merge magic.”

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[Spooky Bones]

Jacob Sockness AKA Jake Hammer on Twitter

“https://t.co/cToM64WU0V She's got the Mirror of EL-AE-RA one of the more powerful tools from my books. She's got a great altar for the Vinori traditions. @CPU_CWCSonichu. I made sure she's using the good magic from my material to juice up her merge magic.”

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There we go. The syllables come from Sockness. Makes sense, but horrifying to see Sockness get a share in Chris's brain again.

 

[The Dude]

Here are Chris's messages from that Discord. He also uploaded a photo of his latest dumbass headgear and more photos of his magic stone collection.

So the "precious stones" with "magical properties" that Chris is so damn proud of are...Quartz, Agate, Jasper, Hematite/Magnetite, Malachite, and a blue plastic butterfly. In other words, its all shit that anyone can just pick up off the ground in most places in North America. The blue plastic butterfly is a great touch. You just KNOW that one is supercharged with all kinds of magic. And you can bet Chris believes these basic bitch rocks are a precious as rubies and sapphires. A truly malicious person could probably sell Chris a chunk of Pyrite for a considerable profit by claiming it was a gold nugget. That's why they call it Fool's Gold, after all, and there aren't many people as foolish as Chris. And you just know Chris bought all these stones for more than they are worth because he doesn't know any better.

 

[Chad Nasty]

There we go. The syllables come from Sockness. Makes sense, but horrifying to see Sockness get a share in Chris's brain again.

I'm not able to piece together if it is actually sockness driving chris since Chris hasn't responded to sockness on twatter ever (that I know). And Sockness never mentioned any communication in his interview.

I feel like a real autist that I could give you than kind of rundown

EDIT: @Spooky Bones we have more insight:

Jacob Sockness AKA Apple Pie AKA Jake Hammer (@JSockess) | Twitter

The latest Tweets from Jacob Sockness AKA Apple Pie AKA Jake Hammer (@JSockess). I'm the CPU God of the Super Nintendo. I'm also the missing link between the Apples and the Pies. I have weapons of Ass Destruction. Gay Francisco, Transifornia

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[Picklechu]

I knew it was Sockness. Chris hasn't directly, openly acknowledged him for months, but could have just incorporated more of Sockfag's autistic fantasy (like Jacoba) into his own than was previously known.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

I knew it was Sockness. Chris hasn't directly, openly acknowledged him for months, but could have just incorporated more of Sockfag's autistic fantasy (like Jacoba) into his own than was previously known.

I don't like this dark turn that this saga's going through. What if it does turn into some Jonestown type of scenario?

 

[Chad Nasty]

I don't like this dark turn that this saga's going through. What if it does turn into some Jonestown type of scenario?

Chris may be a little loony, but I don't see him going to that extreme. I don't even believe Sockness would do something like that.

 

[dirtydeanna96]

parents, who were at least conventionally outwardly religious church-attenders,

outwardly religious, in that they worshipped People outside of themselves, ie the Father, Son and Spirit
Chris is inwardly religious, he worships something inside himself. To be fair, lots of people these days do.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

Chris may be a little loony, but I don't see him going to that extreme. I don't even believe Sockness would do something like that.

If Chris can be fooled into going cross states to rescue a woman he's never seen, who knows what sockness has in mind? Sure, it might not be as severe as Jonestown, but still you can't rule out Sockness making Chris into a Girlfriend-free Boy Sweetheart, or worse: sockness becoming the new Barb (a mother who uses her son as a slave).

 

[AnOminous]

If Chris can be fooled into going cross states to rescue a woman he's never seen, who knows what sockness has in mind? Sure, it might not be as severe as Jonestown, but still you can't rule out Sockness making Chris into a Girlfriend-free Boy Sweetheart, or worse: sockness becoming the new Barb (a mother who uses her son as a slave).

I hope Sockness doesn't just have rape in mind, I hope it's super duper ultra mega rape.

 

[A Grey Cat]

Ok can we stop making jokes comparing cwcvile to jonestown or the heaven's gate and Chris to some cult leader? It's getting old and much like jokes about Chris becoming a rapist when he still had a sex drive it's never gonna happen. He doesn't have the charm or charisma to manipulate anyone into following him into a cult, nor does he understood the process cult leaders use to brainwash people into following them



No his enablers don't count. There's a difference between idiots desperate for a slice of the internet fame that comes with playing with a mentally damaged 40 year old and victims of brainwashing.

 

[Spooky Bones]

Chris recommends a discord server

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"Not a CWC or sonichu server" and yet

 

[BigTubboWithLittleChina]

No his enablers don't count. There's a difference between idiots desperate for a slice of the internet fame that comes with playing with a mentally damaged 40 year old and victims of brainwashing.

Thing is, those enablers have kind of brainwashed themselves. No, I don't ever see Chris taking anywhere near as many with him as were killed at Jonestown, Waco, or in the Heaven's Gate cult, but I can see a handful of w e e n cretin types unwittingly chugging down some poisoned Fanta before they stop to think about what they're doing. It's a very short step from fondling the shit to drinking it, if you're not careful.

 

[Brian Butterfield]

It's good advice, even Chris himself needs to consult the Cwcki from time to time.

 

[Cardboard Box Mountain]

Chris recommends a discord server

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"Not a CWC or sonichu server" and yet
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What the hell does Chris see in this? I clicked on their Tumblr to check out the pix and frankly it's boring and crap. It also has nothing that Chris has ever been known to care about. This has to be more shit that Socky is pushing.

 

[Misaki Nakahara]

Ok can we stop making jokes comparing cwcvile to jonestown or the heaven's gate and Chris to some cult leader? It's getting old and much like jokes about Chris becoming a rapist when he still had a sex drive it's never gonna happen. He doesn't have the charm or charisma to manipulate anyone into following him into a cult, nor does he understood the process cult leaders use to brainwash people into following them



No his enablers don't count. There's a difference between idiots desperate for a slice of the internet fame that comes with playing with a mentally damaged 40 year old and victims of brainwashing.

That's why they're jokes, because the idea of CWCville being like a Jonestown brainwashing thing is an absurd situation and that makes it funny. No one is saying Chris is actually a cult leader.

Although I do agree that they should stop. Every joke about CWCville being a shitty dystopia has been done to death. They were done to death in 2011.

 

[Tikbalang]

That's why they're jokes, because the idea of CWCville being like a Jonestown brainwashing thing is an absurd situation and that makes it funny. No one is saying Chris is actually a cult leader.

Although I do agree that they should stop. Every joke about CWCville being a shitty dystopia has been done to death. They were done to death in 2011.

Chris is in the cult of one follower (him) and the rest are leaders

 

[The American Hedgehog]

Chris changed his Discord title/avatar to Sonichu982.

It's unknown why he changed that stuff, but the last time he changed his settings it was to Magi-Chan for the sake of role-playing as him.

And last week, Chris got mad over people in the Sonichu Mania server mass pinging/spamming him..

What the hell does Chris see in this? I clicked on their Tumblr to check out the pix and frankly it's boring and crap. It also has nothing that Chris has ever been known to care about. This has to be more shit that Socky is pushing.

It's not Sockness, it's something involving MKR's group. She's in the Discord and her friend Bismuth was the one who invited Chris.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

Chris commented on another of Dillin's YouTube videos.

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