Containment Random Chris Updates

[Mariposa Electrique]

Chris commented on another of Dillin's YouTube videos.

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Chris probably hates nazis because he thinks they had larger ding dongs or something.

 

[mertyville]

If I weren't lazy and into shipping, I would probably write a Chris x Trump fanfiction since he wants to be shipped that badly.

 

[Tikbalang]

Hitler isn't acceptable but Ted Bundy is

 

[Alex Krycek]

Ship Chris with the Lying Darkness from L5R.
The Darkness which has no Gender.
No soul. Slowly consumes you and you begin to lose what even made you unique to begin with.
All creativity and skill beyond serving your love goes away.
You forget even your real name, adopting a new one to serve the darkness.
Eventually you’re reduced to surrounding yourself with others shipped with the darkness. All of whom gravitate to a strong personality.
And then they begin to fade away and become faceless, nameless voids that only serve the darkness.
And somehow you still lead them even as you struggle to keep a semblance of your identity.

Oh wait, that’s been the last 8 years.

 

[Picnic_Boy]

Chris commented on another of Dillin's YouTube videos.

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He ignores the directly insulting nature of the video and focuses on an ancillary visual gag that defies his strict rules for kosher free porn.

That's very Chris.

 

[Yamcha's Only Fan]

No Hitler? okay.
Ship Chris chan Sonichu with Benito Mussolini, Joesph Stalin, or Tojo Hideki. He probably won't even know who those people are.

 

[ScrappyLobsterchu]

Chris commented on another of Dillin's YouTube videos.

ຮṎṈḭᏨ ḭṈຮᾀṈḭtẙ Chris Chan's Challenge For The Trolls

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[JULAY]

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I just noticed that he drew the swastika on the armband wrong. Probably because he's an idiot, but maybe he drew it wrong for the same reason that he once called it the "four boomerang shaped symbol".

 

[Argh My Cigar]

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When der Chandler says there is dimensional merge;
We heil (JÜLAY!!) heil (JÜLAY!!) right in der Chandler's face!!
Now to love der Chandler is a great disgrace!
So we heil (JÜLAY!!)) heil (JÜLAY!!) right in der Chandler's face!!

When Herr Chandler says he owns the world and space;
We heil (JÜLAY!!) heil (JÜLAY!!) right in Herr Chandler's face!!
When Herr Chandler says they'll never troll dis place
We heil (JÜLAY!!) heil (JÜLAY!!) right in Herr Chandler's face!!

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

When der Chandler says there is dimensional merge;
We heil (JÜLAY!!) heil (JÜLAY!!) right in der Chandler's face!!
Now to love der Chandler is a great disgrace!
So we heil (JÜLAY!!)) heil (JÜLAY!!) right in der Chandler's face!!

When Herr Chandler says he owns the world and space;
We heil (JÜLAY!!) heil (JÜLAY!!) right in Herr Chandler's face!!
When Herr Chandler says they'll never troll dis place
We heil (JÜLAY!!) heil (JÜLAY!!) right in Herr Chandler's face!!

Chris' new memoirs will be titled "Ich habe einen Pickel auf meinem Arsch

 

[RebelRein1488x]

No Hitler? okay.
Ship Chris chan Sonichu with Benito Mussolini, Joesph Stalin, or Tojo Hideki. He probably won't even know who those people are.

Because he doesn’t want to be reminded of a “tragic event with guns, insults, and... yuck!".

 

[Yamcha's Only Fan]

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I love the very 'Chris' detail of not even being able to draw a swastika.

 

[Shabobus]

He's probably still jealous of how Megan liked German soldiers more than him. Chris can't let things go.

 

[Tikbalang]

He's probably still jealous of how Megan liked German soldiers more than him. Chris can't let things go.

He knows he'll never be as manly as those hunky german soldiers

 

[DeeCeeBees]

Speaking of Nazis, I draw a lot of comparisons between Hitler and Chris in the oft meme'd scene from "Downfall". Chris is delusional, no doubt about that. No matter how hard people try to convince him otherwise or help him or offer advice for his future he just blows them off and he always sees himself in the right. Why was it so easy for the Idea Gay to talk him in to this shit but so hard for anyone else to talk him out? Just like Hitler ordering around regiments that were decimated and no longer existed and lost in the fantasy that he would still win the war, Chris is lost in fantasy and delusion about the merge and his marriage to poorly drawn cartoon characters while the nervous Bunker staff look on in horror. I would really like to see a "Downfall" meme video where instead of hilarious subtitles it would be funny to dub over Chris screaming shit like "CRAYOLA FUCKING MODEL MAGIC!" and "I WANT EVERYTHING ABOUT MY HOUSE OFF THE INTERNET!"

 

[Straw of Fail]

Chris commented on another of Dillin's YouTube videos.

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Chris hates Nazis, yet his closest friends are Nazis... The same ones who run the server he advertised

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[Argh My Cigar]

I wonder if someone in that roleplay server will introduce North Korean style-nationalism into CWCville. Then again, it pretty much already is the DPRK; both are overseen by an obese man with the temperament of a child, are both hedonistic, do not give two fucks about their people, and both completely remove any references & materials that defame them

 

[Cardboard Box Mountain]

Chris hates Nazis, yet his closest friends are Nazis... The same ones who run the server he advertised

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If he keeps bitching, someone will do a Chris + Hitler in the style of Saddam + Satan in the South Park movie.

 

[DeeCeeBees]

I wonder if someone in that roleplay server will introduce North Korean style-nationalism into CWCville. Then again, it pretty much already is the DPRK; both are overseen by an obese man with the temperament of a child, are both hedonistic, do not give two fucks about their people, and both completely remove any references & materials that defame them

And they both hate Pmurt.

 

[A Grey Cat]

If he keeps bitching, someone will do a Chris + Hitler in the style of Saddam + Satan in the South Park movie.

Why do dumb teenagers seem to gravitate towards Chris? They think they by messing with or making contact with him and trying to manipulate or enable him it'll give them that e fame most kids these days want thinking it's all they need in life to make something of themselves.

It's no wonder Chris has deluded himself into thinking he's a teenage kawi anime girl again when the only people who wanna hang out with him are half his age.