Containment Random Chris Updates

[Hogar Grupal]

Why do dumb teenagers seem to gravitate towards Chris? They think they by messing with or making contact with him and trying to manipulate or enable him it'll give them that e fame most kids these days want thinking it's all they need in life to make something of themselves.

It's no wonder Chris has deluded himself into thinking he's a teenage kawi anime girl again when the only people who wanna hang out with him are half his age.

That, and you know how teens like to influence other teens (see Teen Troon Squad and marijuana)

 

[Calooby]

Speaking of Nazis, I draw a lot of comparisons between Hitler and Chris in the oft meme'd scene from "Downfall". Chris is delusional, no doubt about that. No matter how hard people try to convince him otherwise or help him or offer advice for his future he just blows them off and he always sees himself in the right. Why was it so easy for the Idea Gay to talk him in to this shit but so hard for anyone else to talk him out? Just like Hitler ordering around regiments that were decimated and no longer existed and lost in the fantasy that he would still win the war, Chris is lost in fantasy and delusion about the merge and his marriage to poorly drawn cartoon characters while the nervous Bunker staff look on in horror. I would really like to see a "Downfall" meme video where instead of hilarious subtitles it would be funny to dub over Chris screaming shit like "CRAYOLA FUCKING MODEL MAGIC!" and "I WANT EVERYTHING ABOUT MY HOUSE OFF THE INTERNET!"

Wow! I never knew someone could write such an eyesore of a fuckin' post! I just reported your ass to Crashhelper's dad for an assbuck.

If he comes flying through your window soon to violate your ass, don't come crying to me...

Chris hates Nazis, yet his closest friends are Nazis... The same ones who run the server he advertised

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Gotta surround yourself with the right people sometimes I suppose in order to survive 2020 internet.

 

[muh_moobs]

I wonder if he's even aware of the symbolic meaning of omega.

Ultramar?

It could just be something that he saw and thought 'mmyeah, dat will make me look even more like a setsy teenage witch, among which'. Kind of like how he frequently spouts 'namaste' with no real clue as to what it signifies. But the idea of omega as shorthand for 'the end of everything' is pretty wide-spread. It sounds melodramatic, but now is the point where I would genuinely start to worry about whether he's planning his own little Jonestown, Waco, or Heaven's Gate.

Chris isn't that sophisticated. He probably found that charm at a thrift store or flea market and liked it.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

Ultramar?



Chris isn't that sophisticated. He probably found that charm at a thrift store or flea market and liked it.

I think he had that omega symbol from God of War for the PSP.

 

[Slowinthemind]

I wonder if someone in that roleplay server will introduce North Korean style-nationalism into CWCville. Then again, it pretty much already is the DPRK; both are overseen by an obese man with the temperament of a child, are both hedonistic, do not give two fucks about their people, and both completely remove any references & materials that defame them

It already is, psychics patrol the streets scanning peoples minds for signs of homosexuality and trolling then those people are punished for thought crimes. This was before chris trooned out though.

 

[A_Rotten_Sharwama]

I wonder if someone in that roleplay server will introduce North Korean style-nationalism into CWCville. Then again, it pretty much already is the DPRK; both are overseen by an obese man with the temperament of a child, are both hedonistic, do not give two fucks about their people, and both completely remove any references & materials that defame them

On come on, one if the knows that if he treats his people a bit better they would realize how bad they had before and hang him, and the other is Chris chan

 

[Ghostbeater]

Not a lot going on with Chris lately. A bit disappointing. I was hoping for a bit more tardation with all that lockdown stuff.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

Chris followed Sockness on Twitter.

 

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Chris followed Sockness on Twitter.

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Like a batterd housewife coming back for more - which perfectly sums up chris's interactions with everyone he's ever met

 

[Yamcha's Only Fan]

Like a batterd housewife coming back for more - which perfectly sums up chris's interactions with everyone he's ever met

he probably wants to go back to RPing on twitter because he's bored.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Like a batterd housewife coming back for more - which perfectly sums up chris's interactions with everyone he's ever met

A more apt cliche is, "The anuts wants what it wants"

 

[Pvt. Real G]

I was hoping Chris will occupy his time with animal crossing and perhaps make a video about his island like the good ole days.... but instead Chris chooses to RP with a loonie cult and sockness.

 

[Yamcha's Only Fan]

A nothing burger of a post, but Chris is up till nearly midnight watching a fem brony video.

 

[Tikbalang]

If Barb dies, I wish Chris moved to SF and live with Sockness or vice versa. They can satisfy each other

 

[Argh My Cigar]

If Barb dies, I wish Chris moved to SF and live with Sockness or vice versa. They can satisfy each other

Sockness’s apartment is tiny, and Chris requires at least two full living rooms. I can imagine Jake using it as an excuse to share a bed since “there’s no other way!”

On the flipside, Jake living with Chris would be better than Barb at this point; Chris would actually learn the hard way what it feels like to get groped by a sweaty, hairy fat man.

 

[taintmisbehavin]

Why do dumb teenagers seem to gravitate towards Chris? They think they by messing with or making contact with him and trying to manipulate or enable him it'll give them that e fame most kids these days want thinking it's all they need in life to make something of themselves.

It's no wonder Chris has deluded himself into thinking he's a teenage kawi anime girl again when the only people who wanna hang out with him are half his age.

Back in my day, the teens threw quarters to make the exceptional dance for them.

Now the teens help them create elaborate sexual and religious fantasies.

It all comes from the same place though.

 

[Chad Nasty]

Sockness’s apartment is tiny, and Chris requires at least two full living rooms. I can imagine Jake using it as an excuse to share a bed since “there’s no other way!”

On the flipside, Jake living with Chris would be better than Barb at this point; Chris would actually learn the hard way what it feels like to get groped by a sweaty, hairy fat man.

Sockness has a response for you, bud:

Jacob Sockness AKA Jake Hammer on Twitter

“https://t.co/NI6JeuxDlO I'll visit, but I'm not leaving the legal haven that is California. I have legal rights here that Chris can't even dream up. She'll get a lot of hugs, that I know. If she does TMG 2018 Style on me, how many hugs do I get without asking; hopefully lots.”

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[Crass_and_Champ]

A more apt cliche is, "The anuts wants what it wants"

Where's @Shiversblood when you need him?

 

[Hogar Grupal]

Sockness has a response for you, bud:

Jacob Sockness AKA Jake Hammer on Twitter

“https://t.co/NI6JeuxDlO I'll visit, but I'm not leaving the legal haven that is California. I have legal rights here that Chris can't even dream up. She'll get a lot of hugs, that I know. If she does TMG 2018 Style on me, how many hugs do I get without asking; hopefully lots.”

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I wonder if Chris knows what "Stranger Danger" is. His enablers still defend that he is a child after all.

 

[Army Burger]

I wonder if Chris knows what "Stranger Danger" is. His enablers still defend that he is a child after all.

Surely Chris has seen the "Sonic Sez" segment from the old Sonic cartoon on that topic