Containment Random Chris Updates

[Silver Octopus]

I'm actually kind of surprised Chris doesn't by Switch games as often as I thought he would... but then I remember that he also has a PS4 and Hexbox One so I'm sure lots of tugboat money goes towards vidya anyways.

 

[Shabobus]

Chris does not have Animal Crossing on Switch (yet)

Spoiler: Most of Chris Chan's games

I apologize for the quality.

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Note: Nintendo only shows the most recent 20 games you played on your profile

But there are some things of note:

1. Chris plays a large amount of Tetris 99, a usual round of that is like 5 mins but Chris has managed to amass 295 hours of gameplay while "meditating".
2. Chris recently purchased ports of Sonic and Sonic 2 - both of which are also in Sega Genesis Classics which he already owned.
3. Chris buys both copies of Pokemon games, he purchased the Eevee version of Let's Go after already dedicating over 100 hours to the Pikachu version, and played it for less than an hour. He also purchased both Sword and Shield.

To give Chris the benefit of the doubt, he might not have spend money, maybe his orbiters gifted him these games like they gifted him the Switch...

Does the Switch track playtime even when a game is paused or something? 295 hours in Tetris is massive.

 

[Silver Octopus]

Does the Switch track playtime even when a game is paused or something? 295 hours in Tetris is massive.

The Switch automatically goes on standby if there's inactivity for a few minutes, while its on standby it does not track game time. So it's unlikely that that playtime is because he left it paused and somehow switched on for 12 days.
Chris just really, really like Tetris - whenever I see him online he's usually playing that. He's tweeted before about how it's part of his morning routine to"meditate" over playing Tetris 99.
So yes, his playtime is accurate and due to the fact that he has no life.

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

I'm legit curious to see how hard he sucks at Tetris.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

I'm legit curious to see how hard he sucks at Tetris.

Edit- you may want to adjust your sound.

 

[Nypical Haterade Comment]

About 10 years ago I ordered a Game Boy Advance game from a private seller on Amazon. This little two inch by one inch chunk of plastic absolutely fucking reeked of weed smoke. However, it worked just fine. It still smells like weed smoke to this day.

Slightly off topic, but you can remove bad smells from plastic by wrapping it in a drier sheet and placing it in a Ziploc bag for 24 hours.

Edit: changed “plastic” to “Ziploc” to make instructions clearer.

 

[thismanlies]

I'm actually kind of surprised Chris doesn't by Switch games as often as I thought he would... but then I remember that he also has a PS4 and Hexbox One so I'm sure lots of tugboat money goes towards vidya anyways.

That and Nintendo's been selling their classics as far back as the Wii. All Chris needs to do is keep up with current releases on the Switch and he'll be happy.

That and he needs to learn how to emulate. He could use the money he saves on games and buy a new Lego set with it.

 

[Eugene90]

Geezuz, I forgot just how much of a giant tard Bluespike Max was.

 

[Dick Ramdass]

Chris does not have Animal Crossing on Switch (yet)

Spoiler: Most of Chris Chan's games

I apologize for the quality.

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Note: Nintendo only shows the most recent 20 games you played on your profile

But there are some things of note:

1. Chris plays a large amount of Tetris 99, a usual round of that is like 5 mins but Chris has managed to amass 295 hours of gameplay while "meditating".
2. Chris recently purchased ports of Sonic and Sonic 2 - both of which are also in Sega Genesis Classics which he already owned.
3. Chris buys both copies of Pokemon games, he purchased the Eevee version of Let's Go after already dedicating over 100 hours to the Pikachu version, and played it for less than an hour. He also purchased both Sword and Shield.

To give Chris the benefit of the doubt, he might not have spend money, maybe his orbiters gifted him these games like they gifted him the Switch...

It his orbiters. I thought his white knights were lying about Chris finally being reasonable with his finances, but some of it is true. His white knights give him online store credits for his consoles, especially his Playstation Network account. The "fans" are rolling Chris in so much cash, he doesn't even beg anymore, whenever he does it's usually just whenever he streams or for his stupid card games.
Too bad he's still failing at stopping creditors from suing him.

 

[Nurse Ratchet]

Why is Sockness back?

Because genital herpes with WiFi.

 

[Tikbalang]

He's tweeted before about how it's part of his morning routine to"meditate" over playing Tetris 99.

Monks at Tibet approve the method

 

[Pickle Inspector]

I'm legit curious to see how hard he sucks at Tetris.

I watched him once when I happened to be put in the same game session, he's pretty good suprisingly.

 

[Tikbalang]

I watched him once when I happened to be put in the same game session, he's pretty good suprisingly.

I didn't know Chris like repetitive games

 

[Silver Octopus]

I watched him once when I happened to be put in the same game session, he's pretty good suprisingly.

Chris must have some super autism rain-man ability for Tetris, after all, stacking objects is a symptom of autism.

 

[Tikbalang]

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

About 10 years ago I ordered a Game Boy Advance game from a private seller on Amazon. This little two inch by one inch chunk of plastic absolutely fucking reeked of weed smoke. However, it worked just fine. It still smells like weed smoke to this day. I can't imagine what anything from Chris's house smells like. I think him sweating like a pig in his reaction video attests to the fact that the house isn't ventilated very well and is insulated by piles of garbage and the stench of armpit, dog and cat shit plus Barb's gradual decay infuse anything that spends more than a minute in his house.

Ask one of the autistic people who paid $1000 for his old blanket

 

[Cardboard Box Mountain]

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What the fucking WHAT now? bruh.... why?

 

[Hogar Grupal]

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Now someone's going to buy it for him now.

 

[Argh My Cigar]

Now someone's going to buy it for him now.

Not it.

 

[The Un-Clit]

Now someone's going to buy it for him now.

I love how he just leaves it out there, hoping (almost knowing, really) that one of his orbiters (or maybe more then one) will buy it for him. He dosen't even have to use his tugboat for vidya any more, he can blow it all on Legos and Funko pops.