Containment Random Chris Updates

[Bardle-B Jones]

 

[Hogar Grupal]

I love how he just leaves it out there, hoping (almost knowing, really) that one of his orbiters (or maybe more then one) will buy it for him. He dosen't even have to use his tugboat for vidya any more, he can blow it all on Legos and Funko pops.

Mama Chandler taught him well.

 

[DeeCeeBees]

I’m almost convinced Chris has recently suffered a stroke.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

I’m almost convinced Chris has recently suffered a stroke.

Given his lifestyle, one could say they foresaw it.

 

[Cardboard Box Mountain]

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If invisible OCs are standing right next to me, how come I never slam into them?

 

[BigTubboWithLittleChina]

The crossover of religion and fandom is 'literally right there, standing next to you, I, and all of each of you'. Firstly, that last clause is superfluous and meaningless.

Secondly, what the fuck does that mean? Presumably more merge shit. Looks like he hasn't forgotten after all.

 

[Alex Krycek]

I get what he means. While I’m playing darts alone practicing my skills (there’s not a lot else to do right now). What he means is that Mega Man and Marvin the Martian are both hanging out with an X-Files character and playing darts together in C-197 and all enjoying themselves.

And I wish I was joking, this is probably literally close enough to what he believes.

 

[A Grey Cat]

The crossover of religion and fandom is 'literally right there, standing next to you, I, and all of each of you'. Firstly, that last clause is superfluous and meaningless.

Secondly, what the fuck does that mean? Presumably more merge shit. Looks like he hasn't forgotten after all.

Yup the merge isn't his raging fanboyism run Amock but an actual legit religion, white him as the central figurehead

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

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Bubbly personality?! More like bubble guts. Chris isn't empathetic or intelligent enough to be bubbly

 

[Pickle Inspector]

I didn't know Chris like repetitive games

Well he never won but IIRC Chris came third out of 100 players (I didn’t win either so this isn’t a subtle boast on my part or anything) which seems pretty good.

 

[TrippinKahlua]

I get what he means. While I’m playing darts alone practicing my skills (there’s not a lot else to do right now). What he means is that Mega Man and Marvin the Martian are both hanging out with an X-Files character and playing darts together in C-197 and all enjoying themselves.

And I wish I was joking, this is probably literally close enough to what he believes.

The X-Files wasnt a cartoon so it wouldn't count.

 

[Alex Krycek]

The X-Files wasnt a cartoon so it wouldn't count.

There was an X-Files comic Krycek appeared in, so close enough. Also I doubt he even knows who Alex Krycek is, and if he remembers X-Files at all it’s just a vague memory of something that came on after the Simpsons.

 

[A Grey Cat]

There was an X-Files comic Krycek appeared in, so close enough. Also I doubt he even knows who Alex Krycek is, and if he remembers X-Files at all it’s just a vague memory of something that came on after the Simpsons.

There was that one episode crossover the Springfield files. I'm honestly surprised he doesn't use it as example of the merge.

 

[Eugene90]

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Oh brilliance.

More enabling horse shit to the filthy pig.

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Of course he has to stick his nose into a video where girls drawn in cartoon form and talk as if he himself has part in it. What's even more disgusting is he literally want others to know that he's somehow standing next to these girls.

As if we need another Megan situation, right?

Chris talking about gods, CPUs and how Jesus being his homeboy.

Christ almighty, use the 'Enter' key while typing horse shit, Chris!

For TLDR --

1) Chris talks about superheroes on T-shirts.

2) Hijacking their interest again with his irrelevant Sonichu book crap and copyright, then talk about Magi-Chan again doing all the tedious work for him. (But let's be honest, no one with enough braincells would ever consider Sonichu its own original existence.)

3) He then talk about how he hates Nazis and being compared to them, conventions and bitched about how he doesn't have his own official merch then claim he's not in it for the money, (Yeah, not for the money, right.)

4) More Merge nonsense yet again.

5) Talk about the Financhu crisis yet again,

6) Back to talking about how he lacked resources to make his own merch then make a half-arsed attempt to apologize for running his mouth off with his own irrelevant BS that KP and Abbie would likely never read.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

Oh brilliance.

More enabling horse shit to the filthy pig.



Of course he has to stick his nose into a video where girls drawn in cartoon form and talk as if he himself has part in it. What's even more disgusting is he literally want others to know that he's somehow standing next to these girls.

As if we need another Megan situation, right?

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Chris talking about gods, CPUs and how Jesus being his homeboy.

I thought OC's were limited to animations, now he's bringing up actual religious figures. Chris is going to star wearing a wizard's robe, isn't he?

 

[Eugene90]

I thought OC's were limited to animations, now he's bringing up actual religious figures. Chris is going to star wearing a wizard's robe, isn't he?

Considering how he truly believed that he has psychic powers and can conjure OCs of literally everyone's minds to his made up 'C-197' dimension, I won't be surprised if he tries dressing up like a witch with lightning bolt tattoos splattered all over his manboobs or forehead to imply that they're runes with unearthly force that has magical powers to allow him to communicate with gods.

After all, nothing's more powerful than a magic users that can appease dieties to do their bidding with godlike powers.

 

[Cardboard Box Mountain]

I thought OC's were limited to animations, now he's bringing up actual religious figures. Chris is going to star wearing a wizard's robe, isn't he?

It'll be better than him wearing a miniskirt and then doing the splits in front of the camera like he does nowadays. Because setsy dainty goddesses need fully exposed and aerated crotches. fuckin' ewww.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

That was a bunch of autism that was contained in Chris' second YT comment.

 

[DeeCeeBees]

How come Chris spells in common British English when it comes to words like "Colour, neighbour and favourite" (but never labour, Chris doesn't know anything about labour) but he says he isn't a "Pedofork" and not a "Paedofork"?

 

[greninja]

Because he has an "honor roll".