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Chan Fan said:
I thought he had a "no black women" rule lol I wish we could see if his arm was around her like it is with most of the other photos of him with women at cons
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The goal in the con is to get laid with pegasisters at his hotel
Edit: why do you think he was so upset about babscon getting cancelled?
 
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I can't translate this
 
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Tikbalang said:
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Chris is basically addressing an Atheist on Twitter (seemingly an edgy one)

Presumably the Atheist said he doesn’t believe figures like Jesus and Siddhartha Buddha were genuine historical figures and doubts the veracity of all of them at some point.

Someone therefor came forward with said premise and took it to a logical extreme, as L. Ron Hubbard can technically be considered a Religious figure well documented by modern history.

Atheist declares he believes Hubbard to be an authentic historical figure but says they doubt the legitimacy of Hubbards world as much as they do that of the Bible or Harry Potter (implying all of it is fiction to them more or less). However concedes that a miracle of some variety would convince them to believe. How exactly this would specifically relate to the Bible or any other religious text is unknown and not elaborated upon, the comment is likely just hubris for its own sake.

Chris mentions that rainbow with a lightning bolt story he posted earlier. Taking a natural phenomena as proof of some sort of higher power and conflating natural phenomena with divine revelation and Gods will for human behavior and belief,

This begs the question. Does “Sonichu” think Chris willed this phenomena into existence. That’s about as much as I can deduce and speculate on.
 
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Tikbalang said:
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*talking to myself* "Remember he has autism. Remember he has autism. Remember he has autism..."

Does this... exceptional individual (Chris) realize that people can and should ask the same of dear ol' Chris and his powers? People could use a sign. How long has he been fapping about the merge?
"Hey everybody, a god of the multi-verse is loving off of disability but he really wants to make ponies real."
There is no middle finger big enough.
 
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Wraith said:
*talking to myself* "Remember he has autism. Remember he has autism. Remember he has autism..."

Does this... exceptional individual (Chris) realize that people can and should ask the same of dear ol' Chris and his powers? People could use a sign. How long has he been fapping about the merge?
"Hey everybody, a god of the multi-verse is loving off of disability but he really wants to make ponies real."
There is no middle finger big enough.
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If people would do that, he'd probably say something like Matthew 4:7, only more autistic. "It has been foreseen by myself, y'all won't demand any proofs from your CPU Goddess S ♥ S"
 
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Tikbalang said:
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Oh my god! Bill jemas and his beliefs about god and the universe made more sense than the crap crap spewing from Chris's mouth on twitter... And while I don't like using another Lolcow as a reference, according to linkara Bill Jemas believes humans evolved from otters because of inflexible spines that helped them survive the kt extinction and Jurassic Park is some kinda form of ancestor worship to the dinosaurs
 
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Wraith said:
*talking to myself* "Remember he has autism. Remember he has autism. Remember he has autism..."

Does this... exceptional individual (Chris) realize that people can and should ask the same of dear ol' Chris and his powers? People could use a sign. How long has he been fapping about the merge?
"Hey everybody, a god of the multi-verse is loving off of disability but he really wants to make ponies real."
There is no middle finger big enough.
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I will accept Chris is a goddess if he performs the miracle of getting himself a long term, in person, genuine girlfriend.
 
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Pickle Inspector said:
I will accept Chris is a goddess if he performs the miracle of getting himself a long term, in person, genuine girlfriend.
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"getting"
Think. If he truly has powers, he could spend a freaking afternoon making a fictional woman to his 100% specifications and desires. Then using his dimensional merging powers, bring her in first.
Can a deity make and eat a burrito so large even he can't crap his pants over it? The philosophical questions are breaking me and driving me to distraction.
 
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Wraith said:
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Think. If he truly has powers, he could spend a freaking afternoon making a fictional woman to his 100% specifications and desires. Then using his dimensional merging powers, bring her in first.
Can a deity make and eat a burrito so large even he can't crap his pants over it? The philosophical questions are breaking me and driving me to distraction.
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That's called the God Paradox, IE; "If God is able to make a mountain heavier than He is able to lift, then there may be something He is not able to do: He is not able to lift that mountain."

If Chris's display of godhood was making himself unfuckable to the rest of humankind, he's done a fine job of that.
 
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Argh My Cigar said:
That's called the God Paradox, IE; "If God is able to make a mountain heavier than He is able to lift, then there may be something He is not able to do: He is not able to lift that mountain."

If Chris's display of godhood was making himself unfuckable to the rest of humankind, he's done a fine job of that.
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There's at least one guy that wants to fuck him. Or two if you count Sugardaddy.
 
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There's something about Chris saying the phrase "my man" that is so disconcerting
Like seeing an uncanny valley-looking robot
They're all normal words in a normal phrase, but there's something so unnatural about seeing them come from Chris
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What do you mean from CPU-Blueheart Christine Weston Night Star Chandler? This is Sonichu talking.

By that I mean he’s copying the way Bob talked to people.
 
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