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Chris liked and retweeted this tweet but didn't tag someone. Probably believing she(?) can detect if the tagged account is a friend
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Just to get a free candy.
 
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Tikbalang said:
Chris liked and retweeted this tweet but didn't tag someone. Probably believing she(?) can detect if the tagged account is a friend
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Just to get a free candy.
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I doubt Chris actually cares about winning any of that shit. He likes anything that has certain symbols on them. For example he liked a tweet inviting him to join an "Official" Sonichu discord server but never joined. He probably saw Sonichu on the logo and liked the tweet. Similarly he saw the pride logo here and liked it.
 
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You misconstrue me. I'll aceept that, in his head, Chris thinks that he's a kawaii animu girl and so is Night Star (as well as a pony). But Sonichu? Sonichu is a MAN'S MAN. He's CWCville's resident superhero and he's got a huge dick. He loves running, surfing, and chillin'. He surely don't want no faggy girls' cartoons at all!

Why, it's almost like Sonichu is really Chris, or something.
 
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The Un-Clit said:
Brony spotted and identified.
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Sir Wesley Tailpipe said:
I think we found the brony among us!
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Jasonfan89 said:
why do they insists on coming here when this board was made to make fun of them? Is it some attempt to try and make us see them as something other than disgusting neckbeard pervs?
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I'm not a brony. I'm not even defending the community. I just said that bronys are acting out because they are already mentally ill. The cartoon didn't make them insane. I can't believe that this forum is assblasted. 🤣
 
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TotallyAwesome said:
I'm not a brony. I'm not even defending the community. I just said that bronys are acting out because they are already mentally ill. The cartoon didn't make them insane. I can't believe that this forum is assblasted. 🤣
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No one's assblasted, fam. You taking it all a bit too serious. :sighduck:
 
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Tikbalang said:
Chris liked and retweeted this tweet but didn't tag someone. Probably believing she(?) can detect if the tagged account is a friend
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Just to get a free candy.
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That is only makeup that looks like candy. We haven’t seen him wear makeup in ages. I agree that he probably just saw “girly shit with trans stickers” and just wants it for that, though.
 
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The Un-Clit said:
No one's assblasted, fam. You taking it all a bit too serious. :sighduck:
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Yeah we're getting way too off topic and devise here, let's focus on the task hand. The living relic of lolcowdom that is Chris. Before American hedgehog drops in and starts "pruning some of this thread's branches. "


So apparently that tweet Chris liked wasn't even for real lollipops. It was a makeup kit. Lardass was probably deaf to everything but the call of that bulbous gut of his and saw it as a chance for free food. God he's such a glutton, it's a wonder in addition to the attraction sign Chris didn't have to wear a "do not feed" sign in public in his salad days.
 
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Sonichump said:
That is only makeup that looks like candy. We haven’t seen him wear makeup in ages. I agree that he probably just saw “girly shit with trans stickers” and just wants it for that, though.
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Really? I thought those are candies because of the keyword "pops" and it has an ice cream stick on it. Before I think it's candy, I even thought it's ice cream
 
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For some reason I couldn't find this faggot on the cwcki.
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The server he posted this in is gone but it was archived along with Chris's comment about the event.

"I had sensed a Trollish intention even as I read it, but I was "All right, let's just get this overwith". "The dude talked stiltedly and slow, sounding like he was talking from a script or something.And I got an inkling of deception from his tone.
Also, when I mentioned the Autism when he asked about hereditary mental conditions, the dude was like "I had no idea of you being autistic and that being a mental diagnosis". I mean, seriously? High-Functioning Autism is essentially covered in Chapter One during the very first class of "Christory". His last question was about how she had known about the Dimensional Merge; I started to answer, but then he cut me off and shouted "You've Been Busted, you liar.".
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Now here we have an irl idea guy who might be doing God's knows what with Chris.
Here's Chris's new dungeons and dragons friend I wasn't sure they were real until I saw these in a gibi video.
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