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After three years of calling himself a "Godess", Chris still turns a blind eye to the sexual connotations of that term.
Containment Random Chris Updates
- Thread starter Clown Doll
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After three years of calling himself a "Godess", Chris still turns a blind eye to the sexual connotations of that term.
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He's coming for that ass, Chris.
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Them tasty booty flakes!
BScCollateral
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There are cartoon animals I'd rather sleep with than Sockness.
Note: They'd need to actually exist, be able to talk, and consent.
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just curse him, Chris. Give him the ol Curse-ye-ha-me-ha
Mr Roboto
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I feel more disgusted reading Sockness's tweets than watching Chris drink his own navy
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Chris is gross in a funny way, at least for me. Sockness legitimately disturbs me.
He also kinda reminds me of an older version of the Bjork stalker.
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“THIS ISN’T EVEN MY GAYEST FORM, BLUE-HEART!“
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Imagine getting cucked by Chris Chan. Sickness is probably having a breakdown atm due to him realizing he
1. Hit the bottom.
2. Fail in his shitty task.
PS : One more reason for him not to be let near Chris. His desperation could lead him to commit...questionable acts.
1. Hit the bottom.
2. Fail in his shitty task.
PS : One more reason for him not to be let near Chris. His desperation could lead him to commit...questionable acts.
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God, I watched Dank's video on that dude. Never felt more sorry for a sped in my life than I did for that guy.
At least Chris is kinda funny.
Genuinely will not be surprised if Sockness manages to find the farms/ Chris' dox and rapes him. I hate to be morbid but I could legit see that being a thing, especially after Barb dies.
DeeCeeBees
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When the bars open won't Jake feel more nutty? Like when several dudes nut all over him in the men's room?
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This reply is actually pretty funny. I love how Sockness is mocking Chris by using the term "Daddy"
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Either go rape Chris or shut up. Shit or get off the pot, Jacob.
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Chris has been sexually abused by trolls before, but being sexually harrassed by an orbiter? 2020 just keeps giving and giving.
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He already tried to. A bunch of WKs (MKRNightVee probably) convinced him to send Jake home when he was half-way there.
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What a bunch of faggots. All this talk about shitting would have been poetic justice. I'm sure Chris' anus is very sensitive and even the slightest stimulation can create a tsunami of whopporitos. Anyway, I don't believe their intentions are pure. I believe they want to control and manipulate fatso, and having a real live live in husband would get in the way of that.
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MKR was in a massive tug-of-war with Sockness over Chris, who didn't know who to believe. Unfortunately Chris is sequestered into an RP discord with her and a bunch of her other artfag friends so they an easier time convincing him to send Socko packing.
Chris was 100% up for it too. I doubt it would've even ended in the destruction of Chris's asshole; Barb would've either forced Chris to call the cops or Chris would kick Jake out himself once it became clear they had nothing in common beyond being delusional spergs.
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I’d like to take the time to congratulate Chris and Sockness on creating the strongest argument for eugenics ever made.
