Containment Random Chris Updates

[Mariposa Electrique]

I’d like to take the time to congratulate Chris and Sockness on creating the strongest argument for eugenics ever made.

And another strong argument as to why it should never be possible for two men to mix their DNA to create a child.

 

[Kingfisher9000]

God, I watched Dank's video on that dude. Never felt more sorry for a sped in my life than I did for that guy.

Don’t. He revels in his own retardation. It’s a fetish for him and he actively tries to be as gross and dumb as possible.

Genuinely will not be surprised if Sockness manages to find the farms/ Chris' dox and rapes him. I hate to be morbid but I could legit see that being a thing, especially after Barb dies.

He has made several accounts here and went to great lengths to demonstrate to us just how retarded he can be. Again, it’s a fetish for him.

 

[Argh My Cigar]

Don’t. He revels in his own retardation. It’s a fetish for him and he actively tries to be as gross and dumb as possible.

He means the Bjork stalker you ding dong.

 

[Kingfisher9000]

He means the Bjork stalker you ding dong.

My bad lol

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

problem with your theory is that Chris is currently obsessed with this image, even making it cannon via his gay pony card game
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"A cuddle." Yes, Chris, that is definitely what's being implied here.

This reply is actually pretty funny. I love how Sockness is mocking Chris by using the term "Daddy"

I don't see how it's mocking Chris. Sockness has an actual sugar daddy & a Daddy Dom/adult baby fetish.

He already tried to. A bunch of WKs (MKRNightVee probably) convinced him to send Jake home when he was half-way there.

I was in the camp of protecting Chris from Sockness trying to rape him, but the fact that Chris continues to interact with him has long since caused my capacity of fucks to give to dwindle. The outburst was pretty funny, though.

Also California ain't opening up anytime soon, die mad Sockness.

 

[Chan Fan]

Genuinely will not be surprised if Sockness manages to find the farms/ Chris' dox and rapes him. I hate to be morbid but I could legit see that being a thing, especially after Barb dies.

I wonder if Chris would call the cops for that, seeing as his general reaction to cops is the kind of stuff people get tased for

Also I wonder if Sockness is that guy at parties/gatherings who sees people and is like "Where's my hug?" and people try to pretend they didn't hear him and turn away

 

[Abarefiller]

2020 will end one of 3 ways, either Barb dies and Chris has a breakdown, Sockness fucks Chris's asshole, or nothing interesting happens at all.
alternatively the Merge might happen so who knows

 

[Picnic_Boy]

2020 will end one of 3 ways, either Barb dies and Chris has a breakdown, Sockness fucks Chris's asshole, or nothing interesting happens at all.
alternatively the Merge might happen so who knows

I'm putting all my money on option 3.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

2020 will end one of 3 ways, either Barb dies and Chris has a breakdown, Sockness fucks Chris's asshole, or nothing interesting happens at all.
alternatively the Merge might happen so who knows

I have a feeling Barb will live up until her 90s. I want Sockness to visit Chris just to make thus year interesting.

 

[Pvt. Real G]

with this self exile, Chris' crazy game is gonna come back 100x stronger

 

[Mr. 0]

with this self exile, Chris' crazy game is gonna come back 100x stronger

inside barb

 

[Achingaxels88]

I'm just feeling depressed knowing that we'll never see an actual Sonichu comic that isn't unfinished Idea Guy nonsense anymore.

 

[Eugene90]

So out of morbid curiousity, Remember the time when @vikodin made that retarded video of featuring Chris and Max before he angrily walks away?

I looked back today and... this is all I saw.

Guess it's safe to say "...and nothing of value was lost".

Someone did made a re-upload of it though.

 

[The Un-Clit]

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So out of morbid curiousity, Remember the time when @vikodin made that retarded video of featuring Chris and Max before he angrily walks away?

I looked back today and... this is all I saw.

Guess it's safe to say "...and nothing of value was lost".

Someone did made a re-upload of it though.

Good. That guy was a fucking retard. What kind of plan was "suck in a normie with talent who wants to grow his exposure and stick him in a room with Chris-Chan, turn on a camera and a phone and see what happens" anyway? I'll tell you what. A STUPID one.

That said, this is Kiwi Farms. His shame will never die no matter how much he wants to bury it. If he tries to start up a new 'web talk show' we must be there to show his potential victims what they are REALLY dealing with. And thus there are archives online and I've a copy saved on my HDD as well.

 

[TrippinKahlua]

One of my biggest regrets is not calling that number when I had the chance. I had my keypad up, sweating beads like that two button meme guy.

I was going to be clandestine, not mention Kiwi, or any of my autistic mannerisms and quotes. I would have even disguised my voice, which I'm pretty good at doing.

But it didn't seem worth it. Somehow, someone would have discovered it was me.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Sockness should legit be locked up. This is not going to end well in some way.

Good. That guy was a fucking retard. What kind of plan was "suck in a normie with talent who wants to grow his exposure and stick him in a room with Chris-Chan, turn on a camera and a phone and see what happens" anyway? I'll tell you what. A STUPID one.

That said, this is Kiwi Farms. His shame will never die no matter how much he wants to bury it. If he tries to start up a new 'web talk show' we must be there to show his potential victims what they are REALLY dealing with. And thus there are archives online and I've a copy saved on my HDD as well.

People who try to use Chris to become e-famous are even more stupid than Chris. Chris is mainly e-famous among people like us who mock internet weridos. You don't want to become famous among us

 

[A Grey Cat]

One of my biggest regrets is not calling that number when I had the chance. I had my keypad up, sweating beads like that two button meme guy.

I was going to be clandestine, not mention Kiwi, or any of my autistic mannerisms and quotes. I would have even disguised my voice, which I'm pretty good at doing.

But it didn't seem worth it. Somehow, someone would have discovered it was me.

I wanted to call to tell the Normie to get the fuck outta dodge because Chris posions the two of anyone foolish enough to get near him

 

[T_Holygrail_Jesuschrist 2]

https://www.change.org/p/hasbro-cancel-gopony-make-more-g4 CWC made a petiton.

 

[Vampirella]

https://www.change.org/p/hasbro-cancel-gopony-make-more-g4 CWC made a petiton.

You need to remember to archive stuff, buddy.


The popup made me laugh.

Edit: Curious he hasn't tweeted about it. I wonder if it's really him.

 

[T_Holygrail_Jesuschrist 2]

You need to remember to archive stuff, buddy.

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The popup made me laugh.

Edit: Curious he hasn't tweeted about it. I wonder if it's really him.

He'll tweet about it later, i suppose.