Containment Random Chris Updates

After reading the petition, I agree it’s a fake.

it’s still up with 6/100 signatures

whoever left this comment, though, you made my morning.

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Kolp1607 said:
Has anyone seen this picture before. I cant find it on the CWCki. It's the profile picture of the change.org petition.
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That was the time Chris got stung directly to the face (and especially the chin) by 50 bees and claimed he magically changed his face shape from male 2 female.
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Sockness isn't quite at the level of talking about glow-in-the-dark CIA niggers but if chris is the one saying "you need help" you're nearly there.
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Chris' response is just ridiculous. Not too long ago, he was hanging off every dumb tweet Sockless made. Now, because some faggot weens claimed Jacob is evil, he is treating him like crap. Sockness is the only real connection Chris can ever really have because they're both faggots, have IQs under 80, and their hairlines are receding faster than an erect penis who accidentally clicked on the tranny/gender non-conforming side of tinder.
 
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The Dude said:
Not pointing any fingers, but it's pretty clear that the real author of that petition is in this thread and trying pretty hard to promote their "epic" scheme while also denying it. They should know that this kind of shit doesn't go over very well around here and they would do well to bow out and stop drawing attention to themselves. Again, I'm not pointing any fingers here.
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He could be in this very thread. He could be you. He could be me. He could even be right behind you
 
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Mariposa Electrique said:
That was the time Chris got stung directly to the face (and especially the chin) by 50 bees and claimed he magically changed his face shape from male 2 female.

Chris' response is just ridiculous. Not too long ago, he was hanging off every dumb tweet Sockless made. Now, because some faggot weens claimed Jacob is evil, he is treating him like crap.
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I mean, let's be honest, Sockness is arguably worse of a person than Chris because he doesn't have the latter's gullibility as an excuse. If someone told you to stay away from a guy like that, I'd heed their advice; The dude legitimately attempted to rape him.

Also Chris and Sockness have no connection outside of being invested in their own respective fantasy worlds. Chris likes TCGs, playing Vidya, ponies, and Sonic. Sockness doesn't give a fuck about any of those unless it's to impress Chris much like how Chris himself pretended to like Sailor Moon to get through to Megan's great wall of China. Also Sockness's idea of hanging out with him is based on this belief that it'll be a non-stop DDLB fuckpile at 14BC, and Chris is about as paternal as a sea bass.
 
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Argh My Cigar said:
Also Chris and Sockness have no connection outside of being invested in their own respective fantasy worlds. Chris likes TCGs, playing Vidya, ponies, and Sonic. Sockness doesn't give a fuck about any of those unless it's to impress Chris much like how Chris himself pretended to like Sailor Moon to get through to Megan's great wall of China. Also Sockness's idea of hanging out with him is based on this belief that it'll be a non-stop DDLB fuckpile at 14BC, and Chris is about as paternal as a sea bas
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Except they're both big fat ugly retards who force themselves on others. You're acting like I'm comparing Harvey Weinstein to Selena Gomez.
 
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Mariposa Electrique said:
Except they're both big fat ugly retards who force themselves on others. You're acting like I'm comparing Harvey Weinstein to Selena Gomez.
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No, I’m saying that it sounds like you feel like Chris and Jacob are capable of sustaining a longterm “friendship”. I’m all for Chris meeting up with him, but mainly for the interesting content and the fact that Jake’s a wildcard. Plus we all know how Chris actually feels toward other autists; He’ll never associate with them on a social level because he doesn’t want to be considered more of a retard than he is. No, I don’t consider the spergy Twitter weens to fit that definition of “retard” considering Sockness actually went to a special school and would’ve been someone Classic Chris would consider “slow-in-da-mind”.
 
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Mariposa Electrique said:
Except they're both big fat ugly retards who force themselves on others. You're acting like I'm comparing Harvey Weinstein to Selena Gomez.
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True in a way but I like to give Chris the benefit of the doubt (Most of the time), he pushes things as far as he can but he generally stops that kind of behaviour when he's told it's not socially appropriate.

I say most of the time because there's incidents like:
Chris wanted to kiss me after the second outing (which I adamantly declared was not a date, several times, which Chris refused to accept), and I said no. That's weird, that's creepy, we aren't dating.... NO. He asked for a hug, instead, and I still said no because I said it felt uncomfortable since we weren't dating. So instead he "walked me to the car" and as I was getting in he just half climbed in after me and hugged me really awkwardly, bent in half since I was sitting down, face-down in my tits. His hair smells awful and his hairline is like half back on his head. It was one of many moments where I was so stunned I couldn't meaningfully react.
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Catherine - CWCki

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