Containment Random Chris Updates

[Yamcha's Only Fan]

A bunch of random people's twitter handles, big deal chris. I'm not sure if he expects us to 'go after' these people because we gotta catalouge and investigate everything he says therefore we'll hunt anyone he points us toward or he thinks he has that many actual fans that he can hate mob people.

If anything its just more proof that chris has no godly psychic powers and is in fact just a fat, middle aged man in a 9 year old girl's dress. If he had them, he wouldn't need us to 'stop the backtalking.'

 

[Pvt. Real G]

I knew this day would come. The twitter Kristallnacht is upon us!!!

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

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Truly, kind and compassionate CPU goddess.

I knew this day will come. The twitter Kristallnacht is upon us!!!

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Das but, in ze oven!

 

[Army Burger]

Das but, in ze oven!

Unter denen

 

[Pickle Inspector]

Is Chris really upset that some of them had the audacity to talk back to a goddess?

 

[Bogliacci]

Oney placed Chris in one of his Worms levels, isn't that enough attention for our Goddess?

 

[judge claude frollo]

Does Chris even watch Oneyplays?

 

[Bogliacci]

Does Chris even watch Oneyplays?

highly doubt it or he would have tweeted something about it ill bet

 

[A Grey Cat]

One of those Twitter names is that of a popular let’s play channel who has a large fanbase called Oney Plays.

Yawn, wake me when he doxes jaiheart aka the let's player with an (even more) autistic obsession with Spongebob and family guy. Aka that guy in the Bad dragon lanyard and Brianna wu t shirt who took a picture with Chris at 2017s bronycon.

 

[{o}P II]

Does Chris even watch Oneyplays?

Chris watches none of the youtubers you watch

 

[Deadpool]

I'm willing to bet at least a quarter or those names are Hirtes socks. Wait is that guy even still alive?

 

[TrippinKahlua]

I think Hirtes is still around. Hes just become a non-issue since Chris has gotten involved with enablers.

 

[Meat Pickle]

Oney, Psychicpebbles, and friends are some of the few mainstream figures to regularly talk about Chris. I am sure he doesn't watch their videos and got his knowledge from an enabler.

 

[Tikbalang]

What Chris does reflects on how religious groups use their own justice system.

If you kill a cow in India, you don't get killed by lightning bolts, rather the lynch mob do the work.
The gods are non-interfering, don't care, dead, or non-existent.
In the mythos of CWC, gods exist but powerless.

Edit: He forgot that he's on Twitter, not KF

 

[DeeCeeBees]

I'm willing to bet at least a quarter or those names are Hirtes socks. Wait is that guy even still alive?

Was there ever a thread for favourite Hirtes Twitter handles? I thought "Dildo on Forehead" and "A Mong Witch" were pretty amusing.

 

[Pvt. Real G]

man if chris actually compiled this list all by himself, then this must be the only thing he actually put effort in doing for months. Bob must be so proud.

 

[{o}P II]

man if chris actually compiled this list all by himself, then this must be the only thing he actually put effort in doing for months. Bob must be so proud.

If Bob was still alive he would be more pissed that Chris sold his precious crap than anything else

 

[Tikbalang]

If Bob was still alive he would be more pissed that Chris sold his precious crap than anything else

I'll be happy if Bob chops off all his gaming consoles with an axe.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

I'll be happy if Bob chops off all his gaming consoles with an axe.

Hope his dick counts as a gaming console. Like one of this indie gaming console, no one is playing with it.

 

[Yamcha's Only Fan]

Truly, kind and compassionate CPU goddess.

Das but, in ze oven!

Chris would make a terrible Schutzstaffel, he doesn't know how to use an oven of any kind.