Sir Wesley Tailpipe
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He could microwave the Jews.
Containment Random Chris Updates
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🔧 Actively working on site again.
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- Jun 3, 2016
Nah, he would just tell Sonichu, "set the ovens to golden brown Jew!"
ScrappyLobsterchu
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This may be a bit late but all the weens in his comments crying because they think doxing is a crime is unbelievable.
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Chris shows off another “crystal” necklace photo.
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I swear Chris's double chin is larger than the last time I saw it.
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Yes, he's planning on dividing it and implanting it into his moobs.
Everyone knows you're a man, you're not fooling anyone, fat ass.
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If those rocks have magic powers, kindly make it specific Chris?
Based on the picture, I think the rock makes anything contact with it ripe, age, or rot faster than normal.
Based on the picture, I think the rock makes anything contact with it ripe, age, or rot faster than normal.
Governor Jeb Bush
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HIS DOUBLE CHIN HAS GROWN!
AND Chris do be looking dirty though. Is he bathing?
holy shit his NECK is completely covered......
AND Chris do be looking dirty though. Is he bathing?
holy shit his NECK is completely covered......
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Looks like the shit Tommy Tooter sells combined with random junk found lying on the ground.
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In stubble and filth.
Governor Jeb Bush
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Also like can't Chris actually do something. He is very underwhelming right now, just a slow stream of tweets and his minimal level of autism interaction.
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When the "time" comes, his necklace will break, unleashing her true self
Would you rather take a shower in this place? A woman would rather abstain than taking shower in that filth
Governor Jeb Bush
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what are the loo rolls there for? does he shit in the bath?
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What would Chris do if the toilet's clogged?
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Looks like they're sitting on the top of the toilet, just hanging loose, because he's too lazy to put them in the spool.
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After 13 years, Chris still thinks that he can direct people who troll him to troll other people if he just says so.
I realize this is what he said he was going to do with Mary Lee Walsh - "incite the masses" to demand the return of the Sonichu News Dash. He's still trying to rally people to do his will
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Who IS this edgelord faggot? Busting up your Sony hardware on camera is SO 2000s. Admittedly the PSP was WAY better then the Vista, especially when jailbroken but still. Edgy faggot busting up his Sony gaming hardware is old and gay.
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What you said reminded me of Melisandre from GOT when she took off her magical necklace. Can you imagine Chris taking off his necklace only to reveal an even uglier and more autistic 400-year-old man with saggier goat moobs.
Picklechu
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That is a cock ring and a jo crystal on the end.
I'm not sure how often nowadays, but he does bathe. He stated a week or two ago that he wears that abomination in the shower.