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Born in 1982.

Never seen Predator.

But has memorized entire scenes from I Love Lucy and Snoopy’s Holiday Special.


Shit, I bet even ol’ Bob on occasion was embarrassed about what a faggot he had raised.

I’ve always imagined that when the Lumberjack went to Burger King for his seinor breakfast and sat down with the other old dudes... Whenever the conversation turned to their sons and grandchildren, Bob would just sit there with a look of disgust on his face and stare at his coffee.
Never seen predator? No wonder he became such a fag, predator makes you a goddam sexual tyrannosaurus
 
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A god character he made up, basically looks like a Star Trek villain. https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Kidasuna

A creature more autistic than Chris, huh? Every time I read about Sockness's evil war gods and shit, I hear the Giygas theme in my head...and I still don't think it sounds evil enough to fit for some reason.

Sockness truly is entirely something else.
 
explore the forums a little more and you will see that Chris is a lightweight compared to some cows we have threads on.
Yeah especially compared to someone like Moviebob who has dumber takes than Chris in regards to politics as it's just about genociding the side he doesn't like and how they robbed him of his star trek utopia.
 
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Chris played Pokemon Go with an enabler.

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I know his enablers are for the most part joking when they say they're "godess of x game console." But the fact that there are people who are actually listening to Chris in terms of his B's religion based on some anime that satirizes the games industry and the idea guys messing with him baffles me to no end
 
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