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Don't forget the hormones, they likely chilled him out a lot too. Probably helps that testosterone decreases with age. I'm not sure if his heart could've tolerated over half a decade's worth of rage-fuelled outbursts. Sometimes I forget he's nearing 40.
It only decreases if you eat like a college slob your whole life and lay around doing nothing but get fatter and lazier.
There's not much women can do to hold off menopause but men in their 40s can have healthy T levels of they stay healthy.


Not in Chris case though in addition to being way out of shape he tried his hormones trooning out
 
Is he still taking them? He strikes me as the type to routinely forget his daily meds, which means constant... withdrawals? I think theres another term for going cold turkey when you're dependant on something, as opposed to addiction.

I know a few people who were on long term medication, when they quit cold turkey they locked themselves in their house/apartment for a month because they never felt 100%. They worked, and thats about it. Didn't sound pleasant. I don't know shit about hormones other than that they fuck your brain chemistry sideways, which sounds worse than some serotonin inhibitors.
 
Is he still taking them? He strikes me as the type to routinely forget his daily meds, which means constant... withdrawals? I think theres another term for going cold turkey when you're dependant on something, as opposed to addiction.
You mean abstinence?

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I can't even... how can he be so oblivious to the message?

I think he said once that he doesn't need to improve, as evidenced by his method of never restarting when he messes up that his art is perfect on his first try. Sonichu once remarked that "it looks so lifelike". He probably thought the message was a lesson the poster provided was aimed the general masses, completely missing that he tagged specifically. The only time his art was 'lifelike' was when he traced his duck for the giant penis comic, and even than he messed up on his scrote.
 
The block saga seemed to come out of the blue, and was one of the few times we’ve seen a return of the classic, raging Chris.

(Well actually: Raging Chris, Begging Chris, Woe is Me Chris & Internet Crusader Chris... We got the whole spectrum of classic Chris!)

Chris has grown more resilient to trolling over the years. Most weens fucking with him, or telling him the merge isn’t real rolls right off like water off a ducks back.

But the block saga hit him right dead center at his huge sense of entitlement. Chris can’t stand being told no or told he’s unwanted.

Especially when he feels he has earned it.

(He felt he earned Megan’s China by creeping on her and buying her things, and is still pissed off about that rejection. With Doopie and the rest, he felt he had earned their attention not just with $$ but also by being “kind and empathetic”.)

Which brings us to:



Chris never learned “NO!” as a kid, and that’s where his parents failed him. Every shitty drawing was praised to the heavens, every time he wanted a toy, he got it.

Which is why Chris, 30 years later still haven’t learned to deal with it, when he wants his grubby paws on Doopie or “Pony analysts” and is told to take a hike.

can verify these many faults caused by garbage parents. wife's friend has a kid she said was a special spergie and couldnt be disciplined because he was a fucking feral who needed a stern smack on the ass. child will grow up arguably worse than chris because he has physically violent tendancies that are going unresolved.
 
Too bad that poster of her didn’t help him stay straight......

I'm imagining chris going weapons grade JK Rowling if ever he had ever made a popular franchise like Harry Potter or Sailor Moon. Millions coming in, countless happy fans... and then he just announces out the blue that Sailor Moon has always been trans, and that his real life dog who died is now in Hogwarts and able to sniff out horcruxes. Oh and their birthday gets changed to his because Christian Love Day trumps (pmurt's) all.
 
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Chris wishes a fictional character and common animu wank fodder Sailor moon a happy birthday.

I find it amusing that Sailor Moon shares a birthday with Arnold Schwarzenegger (yes it is his birthday today)

Too bad that poster of her didn’t help him stay straight......

Not everyone can appreciate the irony of a supposedly heterosexual man owning a Sailor Moon poster, especially when there is a sizeable amount of gay and lesbian characters in the franchise. To say nothing of the even greater irony of said man owning the poster with the specific and intent purpose of maintaining one's heterosexuality.

To be fair, maybe the poster was doing its job. It allegedly doesn't exist anymore, and look where Chris is now.
 
Remember when shitty RP was a niche hobby? Me neither.

Also I doubt Chris has even seen Predator or any action flicks from the 80s-90s, despite having grown up during that era. Despite being filled with flashy explosions and special effects, they were probably too hardcore for pre-teen Chris.
 
WTF is a “Jakoba”?!


(Yes, I know ‘search’ has been invented, but I’d rather not use it. Sockness is involved so I’m worried what I might find...)

Also I doubt Chris has even seen Predator or any action flicks from the 80s-90s, despite having grown up during that era. Despite being filled with flashy explosions and special effects, they were probably too hardcore for pre-teen Chris.

Born in 1982.

Never seen Predator.

But has memorized entire scenes from I Love Lucy and Snoopy’s Holiday Special.


Shit, I bet even ol’ Bob on occasion was embarrassed about what a faggot he had raised.

I’ve always imagined that when the Lumberjack went to Burger King for his seinor breakfast and sat down with the other old dudes... Whenever the conversation turned to their sons and grandchildren, Bob would just sit there with a look of disgust on his face and stare at his coffee.
 
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