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@Marvin it's official the Man in the Pickle Suit has to come out of retirement to lift the bag of rocks from chris's neck and run off while shouting @JULAY

what's he gonna do, waddle over and beat your ass huck rocks at you?

Killer Croc - "It was a big rock"

The size of that pocket quarry baffles me. I get people having a dabble at the homoeopathy and spiritualism tied to healing rocks, but Chris has armed himself with the Fred Flinstone federal reserve in stone currency. if this is dated, you know it's only grown bigger as time goes on. What was it that got him started on this obsession? Idea Guy?
 
A conversation between Chris and a guy named protoman00 (@milk_cookies16) on twitter. Protoman was called out in the doxing spree.
 

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A conversation between Chris and a guy named protoman00 (@milk_cookies16) on twitter. Protoman was called out in the doxing spree.
Blah blah blah da merge is real I swear it is it's happening right now I know it is and I'm not just some total kook who desperatly wants more with their life without actually having to work to improve it
 
A conversation between Chris and a guy named protoman00 (@milk_cookies16) on twitter. Protoman was called out in the doxing spree.

The only thing more impressive than the colossal levels of boredom and faggotry Chris has reached on Twitter, is the fact that he manages to drag others with him.

It’s like a black hole of autism.
(And NOT in the good way!)
 
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I'm sure the dread IS the power.

THESE EVENTS ALL REALLY DID HAPPEN, PERIOD.

*yawn**sigh*

Helluva disclaimer there!

I suppose that in the grand scheme of things, Chris insisting that his warped reality is real, isn’t any more bizarre than the fact that he has pre-autographed Sonichu issues to hand out to fans and admirers.
 
so chris confirms that he's going to believe in his little fantasy world no matter what anyone says, or whatever happens to him or whatever arguments are presented. Reminds me of that fanfic chris read where "Chris" ended up staying in the fantasy world and not going with the protagonist to the real world. I guess his delusions have finally become iron-clad now that he's figured out roleplaying as sonichu gives him a way to shrug off responsibility and guilt. "Sonichu can say whatever he wants. I'm not the one saying it! He said something wrong, but I didn't so I'm always right!"

whatever, everyone here knows that people have tried to help chris but he's actively resisted every form of help. If he wants to live in that squalid dung-cave he calls home until the bank forecloses on it, that's on him.
 
so chris confirms that he's going to believe in his little fantasy world no matter what anyone says, or whatever happens to him or whatever arguments are presented. Reminds me of that fanfic chris read where "Chris" ended up staying in the fantasy world and not going with the protagonist to the real world. I guess his delusions have finally become iron-clad now that he's figured out roleplaying as sonichu gives him a way to shrug off responsibility and guilt. "Sonichu can say whatever he wants. I'm not the one saying it! He said something wrong, but I didn't so I'm always right!"

whatever, everyone here knows that people have tried to help chris but he's actively resisted every form of help. If he wants to live in that squalid dung-cave he calls home until the bank forecloses on it, that's on him.

Now I'm not trying to sound an internet tough guy here. I'm not one. But it makes me think this is what happens when you're raised without the rod. Be it your parents giving you a belt or a slap for going way off the mark, or a school bully giving you a right hook, we all usually have that time when we learn actions have consequences. Well now you've got the grim reaper coming in the next five years, and he's holding a scythe in one hand and a notice of foreclosure in the other. This won't be the homeless saga; this will be the end.

No ebegging videos, no drawing your father as a sonichu, and nobody able to stomach his crap for longer than a week.
 
What was it that got him started on this obsession? Idea Guy?
Chris has always had an interest in magic and shit, and I think when he was going through stuff to sell a few years ago, he found a little baggy of rocks that his dad bought him when he was a kid (I can't remember when the post was, but I'm going to assume it was around 2017, maybe as early as 2016 or 2015; they were definitely out of the rental, though). With all of the merge shit/magical thinking/maladaptive daydreaming since then, it's only grown stronger.
 
Hhmm... DARLING!! :christine:

The block saga seemed to come out of the blue, and was one of the few times we’ve seen a return of the classic, raging Chris.

(Well actually: Raging Chris, Begging Chris, Woe is Me Chris & Internet Crusader Chris... We got the whole spectrum of classic Chris!)

Chris has grown more resilient to trolling over the years. Most weens fucking with him, or telling him the merge isn’t real rolls right off like water off a ducks back.

But the block saga hit him right dead center at his huge sense of entitlement. Chris can’t stand being told no or told he’s unwanted.

Especially when he feels he has earned it.

(He felt he earned Megan’s China by creeping on her and buying her things, and is still pissed off about that rejection. With Doopie and the rest, he felt he had earned their attention not just with $$ but also by being “kind and empathetic”.)

Which brings us to:

But it makes me think this is what happens when you're raised without the rod. Be it your parents giving you a belt or a slap for going way off the mark, or a school bully giving you a right hook, we all usually have that time when we learn actions have consequences.

Chris never learned “NO!” as a kid, and that’s where his parents failed him. Every shitty drawing was praised to the heavens, every time he wanted a toy, he got it.

Which is why Chris, 30 years later still haven’t learned to deal with it, when he wants his grubby paws on Doopie or “Pony analysts” and is told to take a hike.

Chris has always had an interest in magic and shit, and I think when he was going through stuff to sell a few years ago, he found a little baggy of rocks that his dad bought him when he was a kid (I can't remember when the post was, but I'm going to assume it was around 2017, maybe as early as 2016 or 2015; they were definitely out of the rental, though). With all of the merge shit/magical thinking/maladaptive daydreaming since then, it's only grown stronger.

Yeah. Chris loves shortcuts and taking the easy way. Which is why he’s a sucker for all sorts of magical BS.

(Remember, he even though his Curseyehameha was serious fucking business, even before trolls had ever heard of him.)

Plus he has probably watched more than his fair share of pseudo scientific/paranormal garbage on TV.

Back or headaches because of your shitty lifestyle? “Mhmm this opal will cu-will help with that!”

Acid reflux because of an awful diet? Why change what you eat, when another rock will bring balance to your digestive system?
 
The block saga seemed to come out of the blue, and was one of the few times we’ve seen a return of the classic, raging Chris.

(Well actually: Raging Chris, Begging Chris, Woe is Me Chris & Internet Crusader Chris... We got the whole spectrum of classic Chris!)

Chris has grown more resilient to trolling over the years. Most weens fucking with him, or telling him the merge isn’t real rolls right off like water off a ducks back.

Don't forget the hormones, they likely chilled him out a lot too. Probably helps that testosterone decreases with age. I'm not sure if his heart could've tolerated over half a decade's worth of rage-fuelled outbursts. Sometimes I forget he's nearing 40.
 
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