Sir Wesley Tailpipe
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I don’t think he is capable of EVER understanding what’s going on.
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- Apr 17, 2019
It's honestly a miracle he's lived for almost 40 years and not choked to death on his own spit.
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- Jul 28, 2015
Someone on Reddit posted about her experience meeting Chris.
Chris also gave a copy of his Sonichu 12-9 book.
Chris also gave a copy of his Sonichu 12-9 book.
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- May 27, 2013
I think itd be fun to have Chris out in public with you. Ten shots of Fireball shaped into a pyramid. If he can manage that, he makes it to the merge.
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- Jun 3, 2016
How fucking stupid are these people? Chris should only be allowed in public to be placed in a stock overlooking town square where people can gawk and throw rotting watermelons at him.
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- Oct 7, 2017
I think that Maybellina is talking complete shit and trying to catch some Chris-Chan e-fame. Everything she says is basically something that could just be lifted from the Cwcki and some of it (rainbow hair?) just feels like try-hard bullshit. Also very convenient that she has absolutely no evidence of this. Horse pucky.
CwChalk
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Has Chris been known to let others wear/touch his medallion? Barring an instance where he mailed it to his sweetheart, and those DAMN, DIRTY TROLLS intercepted the parcel, I always assumed letting others handle it was peeve of his.... Don't where I got that idea.
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He let Midnight Moonflower try it on. https://sonichu.com/cwcki/April_2019_social_media_posts#Visiting_a_fan
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I forgot about that Hambeast. One of many.
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Fuck I hate that photo. They both look like inbred swamp monsters and she looks even nastier than Chris (god, you could fry Chris some McD's on that greasy, disgusting hair).
Silver Octopus
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lol, supposedly OP's ex was the dude who did the shitstorm livestream a little while ago.
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It’s like a piece of art.
Her desperate and clearly uncomfortable, Chris smug, oblivious and having the time of his life.
C’est la Chris!
Not filthy males, but females yes.
And I’ll guarantee you that he offered it with the smug expression of a 40 year old stockbroker asking a college girl on spring break if she wants to try a ride in his Ferrari.
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This gave me a lot of food for thought. From Christian's perspective, reality is a terrifying experience. It's where the trolls live, and it's where he's a fat, ugly, mess of a man and parody of a woman. It's where his house smells of cat piss and his senile mother shambles in the shadows like King Theoden under Sauron's spell. He's broke, he owns nothing of material value, his home is doomed to be repossessed, and even his precious convention never came about.
He has a lot to hide from, not that it will do him much good. No true friends or family will rescue him, and with Bob refusing to kick his ass and make him get a job, when the angel of death swoops in for Barb, Chris's only allies are the imaginary. Since high school, every real ally he's had is a coin toss. His gal pals at school (bribed by bob), his sweethearts (men or trolls), any would be friends are just milking him for eceleb fame.
But the only thing that makes me hesitant to buy all of that is Chris being sly. He's not smart, but he is wily. He knows how to play at heart strings like a toddler wanting a toy. Maybe this whole sonichu crossing over business is a plan to keep his e-fame going a bit longer, because without it, he's a boring tranny-tubby
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@vikodin we'd respect you more if your ex left you because you beat her and not because you exposed her to chris
Strange Wilderness
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This sounds like someone recounting their day out with their five year old niece who can't sit still for 30 seconds going on about how shes going to grow up and be a princess, not a nearly 40 year old man who believes hes going to live in cartoon land one day.
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I dunno. It all reeks of set-up to me.
Maybellina: ohmigawd I met Chris-Chan and he had rainbow hair and demanded that we take him to a pricier restaurant and all he did was sing tunelessly and rant about the dimensional merge and then he put his Sonichu medallion on me and said something creepy by the way my ex definitely took a photo of this but I don't want anything more to do with him
HurtfulTruthLevel: hey your ex wasn't this w e e n who set up that livestream with Max the guitar guy was he
Maybellina: OHMIGAWD YES IT IS HIM
Something just doesn't ring true.
Maybellina: ohmigawd I met Chris-Chan and he had rainbow hair and demanded that we take him to a pricier restaurant and all he did was sing tunelessly and rant about the dimensional merge and then he put his Sonichu medallion on me and said something creepy by the way my ex definitely took a photo of this but I don't want anything more to do with him
HurtfulTruthLevel: hey your ex wasn't this w e e n who set up that livestream with Max the guitar guy was he
Maybellina: OHMIGAWD YES IT IS HIM
Something just doesn't ring true.
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poor girl sounds like she needs therapy from just an hour or two with chris.
I don't fault her tho.
I don't fault her tho.
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In order to be more descriptive, she should have mentioned what Chris' smelled like.
DeeCeeBees
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Yuck. Someone who washes their hair less than Chris. I thought that was unpossible.
CwChalk
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You might be on to something. That Chris, a fast food fan, would choose a real restaurant for lunch.
This is a man who thinks McDonalds is good place to take a girl on a hypothetical first date.