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Jasonfan89 said:
The room smelled like sulfur? Hey sock head you sure that's not just the usual smell of a san Fran section 8 housing?
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Maybe it's the demon entities turning the gas line on so he'd explode himself during his next seance.

That might sound autistic but itd be doing us a favor.
 
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Tikbalang said:
Back then, Chris always confirm the sockness nonsense like the merge requires the two of them to sexually intercourse while magichan jerks off in the corner.

Now it's like "Nope, that's bullshit right there". That's because he can read it on twitter.
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Come on, everyone knows Magi-chan uses his psychic powers to create a sex doll that looks like young Patrick Swayze instead of using his hands like a normie. I mean, the poor guy has been forced into imaginary gay marriage slavery to Chris, so even hands would be better than Chris. But if you've got powers, might as well use them to improve your situation.
 
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El Rodrigo said:
I've stayed away from anything Chris-Chan related for a lone time, but Jesus fuck. Has anyone considered prescribing anti-psychotic meds to Chris? This is Terry A. Davis levels of delusional now.
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The only treatment that would work on Swiss cheese for brains is an ice pick hammered in through his nose. That or electroshock
 
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El Rodrigo said:
I've stayed away from anything Chris-Chan related for a lone time, but Jesus fuck. Has anyone considered prescribing anti-psychotic meds to Chris? This is Terry A. Davis levels of delusional now.
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Doubt it would work. Lacking any, and I mean any, meaningful human contact outside of the vidja games, cartoons, and a decrepit conwoman mother, Chris is just sinking into his fantasies.
 
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Tikbalang said:
So the blood-kin ritual didn't work. Maybe sockness needs something that has his DNA, his navy
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Considering that both of those asstard mongoloids have such uncomplicated DNA that an epileptic 3yo amputee could make a dead-level accurate model representation of either strand, on a broken fucking Etch-A-Sketch, I don't think that strat is going to work, either.

(..And I don't actually even know what you're talking about (all things Sockness & most things Chris gives me AIDSbrain) & I'm still right. With zero context.)
 
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El Rodrigo said:
I've stayed away from anything Chris-Chan related for a lone time, but Jesus fuck. Has anyone considered prescribing anti-psychotic meds to Chris? This is Terry A. Davis levels of delusional now.
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Antipsychotics on their own can help balance neurotransmitters and make it easier, BUT those drugs are basically just glorified tranquilizers if the patient does not go to regular therapy and take steps to improve themselves. Chris will never succeed in treating his delusions, because it takes commitment and effort. Just taking pills alone makes them less dangerous but will not fix that he has no talent, no motivation and no prospects.
 
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I think they'd just make him worse. He's playing make-believe and telling everyone it's real, I don't think he has psychosis. Meds wouldn't be the way to go, he needs therapy to be coaxed back from imagationland and realize reality isn't nearly as bad as he thinks it is but he needs to come to that conclusion himself. We all know he'd ignore advice that he doesn't want to hear though.

I kinda hope sockness burns his place down with his delusional rituals, just to see how he reacts to his homelessness.... "Well, better become a drug addict and wait for Belial to overdose me."
 
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CwChalk said:
I think they'd just make him worse. He's playing make-believe and telling everyone it's real, I don't think he has psychosis. Meds wouldn't be the way to go, he needs therapy to be coaxed back from imagationland and realize reality isn't nearly as bad as he thinks it is but he needs to come to that conclusion himself. We all know he'd ignore advice that he doesn't want to hear though.

I kinda hope sockness burns his place down with his delusional rituals, just to see how he reacts to his homelessness.... "Well, better become a drug addict and wait for Belial to overdose me."
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It's time for that room to be installed with smoke detectors and fire sprinklers.
 
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