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Jesus, imagine getting cucked by an imaginary hedgehog.
Containment Random Chris Updates
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>not yet
So you're saying there's a chance Chris?
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I really never thought we'd reach a point in Christory where someone was objectively more sad and pathetic than Chris himself, but I guess anything is possible in 2020.
Skeleton Man
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I found an interview with Sockness in an old discord. I know the account was Chris_Kink before it was deleted, but does anyone have any documentation proving he deleted his discord? Also, I have no part in any of the interactions in this, as it all happened before I joined.
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I wonder if Chris is knowingly leading Sockness on for profit and ego reason or he genuinely is considering dating him?
For a normal person it'd be pretty obvious but Chris isn't known for his subtlety.
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I don’t think Chris plans to date Sockness and it’s for a few reasons. The biggest reason is he doesn’t actually like men. The bisexual thing is like part of an image he likely picked up from a girl he liked. The second is that he has enablers who want to cash in more than even Sockness. The final is that Sockness and Chris don’t have a real way to actually meet yet. Both have financial obligations and there is a quarantine going on. The best Sockness can hope for is Chris has a mental breakdown after Barb is gone and then he can woo his way back in.
DJAndyMD
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It’s beautiful to see two pieces of trailer trash that even Jerry Springer wouldn’t even touch come together.
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Sockness gives him validation over his fantasy world. Chris admitted he keeps listening to him because he might know how to unlock the Merge. The quotes are from last year but I don't think anything's really changed between them since.
The Idea Guys brainwashed him into thinking he's bisexual by telling him he's married to the female Cryzel and the male Magi-Chan.
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Personally, I find it crazy that if you clearly know this, why the fuck arent you doing anything about it?
If Chris believes Sockness could unlock the merge, it's because of the occult rituals Sockness does. Chris has already created satanic-like altars and has lined up his magic gemstones to them.
Eventually he will be convinced to buy a Walmart Ouija Board and let demon birds into the house. He may even make one of Dylan is Chillin Top 15 Scary Ouija Board videos.
Hell, Chris himself already made the Top 15 Most Mysterious People on the internet.
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Which is why for Chris sake I just want him to forget this merge bs. Sock head is probably the most vile borderline dangerous person Chris has ever come into contact with of only because he knows to work Chris messed up head and manipulate him. Only the idea guys and blue spike or whoever it was mad Chris shelve his medallion up his ass came that close to seriously hurting him.
Cardboard Box Mountain
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Why does Chris keep anyone around? Because he believes he can use them. Cluster B bitch move, and Chris is narcissistic. However, this will bite him in the ass. I agree with @Jasonfan89 that Socky is a danger. He may be patient, but he's also obsessive and I remain convinced that either leeching off of Chris in some way or jamming his cocktail weenie up Chris's tailpipe (or both) is the endgame for him.
What he did to China? Absolutely nothing. Waving around in the air while muttering "spells" over retarded pictures and symbols is worthless, as everyone but Sockness knows. Shit, even Chris knows.
What he did to China? Absolutely nothing. Waving around in the air while muttering "spells" over retarded pictures and symbols is worthless, as everyone but Sockness knows. Shit, even Chris knows.
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Ya know, I've been outed by at least 6 people to be the actual Jacob Sockness
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I can picture Chris and Sockness in a duet singing "I would do anything for love, but I won't do that!"
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Stay away from Chris you San Fran Degenerate. The both of you need serious psychological help but thanks to our Molly coddling government and the so called "reforms " of mental health and illness, the proper authorities can't show up to haul either if you away in straight jackets
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Wes probably knows how to do a trick like that and make it believable, instead of looking like a retard with Parkinsons trying to balance a rock in his palm.
Oh, look at that. The pot and the kettle are having a little lover's spat. Ther should be a federal law against Chris accusing anyone else of being overly egotistical. Someone needs to tell Chris that rescuing people in his video games and watching cartoons does not actually count as saving lives.
It's not going to happen while Babs is still alive. As long as Chris can sit on his ass all day and bumblefuck around in his Imagination Land, he's never going to learn or change. It's going to take life giving him a good, hard kick to the proverbial balls before any possible changes might be made. And even then, Chris probably won't. He's too content in his happy, comfortable lies.
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Spot on. Bluespike was a dumb child trying to impress the cool kids club with his edgy, over-the-top cruel troll schemes. The Idea Guys were just trying to see how far they could take their power fantasy by turning Chris into their puppet. Then you have Sockness. Yeah, the common trait each of them has is that their involvement with Chris is mainly for attention-seeking purposes. Only Bluespike and the Idea Guys, at least initially in the case of the latter, tried to keep their identities hidden. Why? They had families, they're young, and some of it can be chalked up to immaturity/stupidity. I'm pretty sure Wise wasn't planning on fucking with Chris the way he did from the beginning; He saw just how easily manipulated Chris is and just kept going deeper and deeper until it became clear he bit off more than he could chew. Both of them also cut off any contact with Chris once exposed.
Jake? Jake is an ugly, poor, middle-aged man with no future or family, and is clinically fucked in the head. He has pretty much nothing to lose by continuously trying to slide his way into Chris's line of sight. His attraction and lust toward OPL may or may not be genuine; He's openly gay, but he also loves attention, and associating with Chris allows him to show off his own fantasy worlds. He wants an audience, and Chris is a loosely defined "e-celeb" with a fairly low entry barrier for contacting, who has a dedicated following of individuals that comment on and discuss every single occurrence in his life. Of course Sockness is doing it for attention in some capacity; He gets to be a topic of discussion himself, as long as he stays relevant by persistently badgering Chris. To add further concern, he's got no shame. He's willing to make an embarrassing spectacle of himself the same way Chris has and continues to be, only the latter had to be actively manipulated; Sockness needs no encouragement but his own deranged fantasies. He was perfectly ready, willing, and able to give Chris a good cornholing until white knights intercepted, so we can assume that he's not all talk and that he'll do it again if given the chance and assurance that it won't get derailed.
Don Homer
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And by "won't do that", he means anal without 1,000 dollars up front. You're also legally required to put down a tarp.
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He once made a video of himself dancing naked. It is true he has no shame and had nothing to lose.
Should the Sockness saga be in the CWC timeline?