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Snuckening said:
Not content with just stealing away Chris's galpals, a certain villainous orange Hedgehog turned up on tv, to mock Chris's magical goddess-powers, too.

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I hope he wears this for his next show.
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Snuckening said:
Not content with just stealing away Chris's galpals, a certain villainous orange Hedgehog turned up on tv, to mock Chris's magical goddess-powers, too.

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I guess that was a good trick and all. I mean he's just successful and happy and runs a charity to help people in the name of his father. And he may have gained super high praise from two of the most famous magicians in the world.

But can that JERK do THIS?
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Probably, yeah...
 
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Mr. Manchester said:
I guess that was a good trick and all. I mean he's just successful and happy and runs a charity to help people in the name of his father. And he may have gained super high praise from two of the most famous magicians in the world.

But can that JERK do THIS?
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Probably, yeah...
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I don't think that weakling Wes can do the godes's Strokin' kidney stones

Back then I wanted Chris to go on James Randi's million dollar challenge but then why not go to Penn and Teller instead. I want to see if the godes powers are superior than any mortals do.

Did he dye his hair purple?
 
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Tchss.. I'm getting tired of this. Can someone tell Chris that he's always been a spoiled brat and he will never become his ideal form because he doesn't deserve it.
Let's go with Disney crap logic that the true beauty is within you. What beauty is withing Chris? Nothing!
He has been a leech for all his life. Bob tried. Barb coddled.
I just survived a disney marathon. IN FINNISH! The kids are nicely in bed. I'll drink just little now.
 
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Bardle-B Jones said:
Chris continues to like stuff that is taking the piss out of him
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It’s a WIP remix of Genosamuel’s opening with Chris going “I’m gay” in the completed version

https://twitter.com/overbaptized/status/1281830604682809344?s=12
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He just revels in whatever attention he can get these days. Actually, if he had reacted like this 10+ years ago, trolls wouldn't have been as motivated to fuck with him. I think he also realizes to some extent that Geno's doc is what draws new followers in so he probably doesn't want to alienate his golden goose.
 
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Snuckening said:
Not content with just stealing away Chris's galpals, a certain villainous orange Hedgehog turned up on tv, to mock Chris's magical goddess-powers, too.

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What a nice fella. I googled him fearing the worst (CWCki as his first result), but at least the first few results are clean and normal before the unwarranted attention and jealousy of the internet's village idiot rears its ugly head.
 
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Snuckening said:
Not content with just stealing away Chris's galpals, a certain villainous orange Hedgehog turned up on tv, to mock Chris's magical goddess-powers, too.

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There's something so nice and ironic about Wes having basically an almost perfect life and being a talented magician while Chris is still pretending to be a magical goddess and waddling in his own filthy.
 
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Abarefiller said:
There's something so nice and ironic about Wes having basically an almost perfect life and being a talented magician while Chris is still pretending to be a magical goddess and waddling in his own filthy.
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Wes Iseli beat Chris in foresight. That should put a shame on Chris's status of godeshood.
Chrus Chundlur said:
What a nice fella. I googled him fearing the worst (CWCki as his first result), but at least the first few results are clean and normal before the unwarranted attention and jealousy of the internet's village idiot rears its ugly head.
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Can CWCki manipulate search engines not to put certain articles on the top search results? Like Mary Lee Walsh.
 
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Naamaleipuri said:
Tchss.. I'm getting tired of this. Can someone tell Chris that he's always been a spoiled brat and he will never become his ideal form because he doesn't deserve it.
Let's go with Disney crap logic that the true beauty is within you. What beauty is withing Chris? Nothing!
He has been a leech for all his life. Bob tried. Barb coddled.
I just survived a disney marathon. IN FINNISH! The kids are nicely in bed. I'll drink just little now.
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I don't think Chris even uses something as nuanced as Disney logic (As simple and child-like as it is), it's more that he's the protaganist so it's his destiny/fate that he'll win in the end, no matter what.
 
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Pickle Inspector said:
I don't think Chris even uses something as nuanced as Disney logic (As simple and child-like as it is), it's more that he's the protaganist so it's his destiny/fate that he'll win in the end, no matter what.
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Fate in his mind is something that is inevitable. I understand it's a goal setting but too lazy to reach it.
I learned this from the podcast, "Wishing yourself can not make you a Super Saiyan"
 
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Nurse Ratchet said:
Can someone explain this amazing magician's affiliation with Chris to me & the other tards who have only known about him (Chris) for a couple of years? Pretty please?
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Wes Iseli - CWCki

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In short, he dated one of Chris' galpals. Chris was so jealous that he cursed Wes with being a shitty Sonichu recolor.
 
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