Containment Random Chris Updates

[Kiwifarmsname]

Damn Megan you cum queen. over 1200 votes for sexy times by the Kiwi users....

why did you type that and then hit send?

He's one step away from Pamperchu at this rate. He already used to drink his own semen, soon he will start to 'recycle' his poop on the off chance it has goddess eggs inside of it.

hell harden them and wear them like the rocks

 

[The Dude]

He's giving ol Mr T a run for his money in the "how much shit can I dangle from my neck" game.

Except Mr. T's chains were real gold and actually worth something. Chris just had a bunch of common rocks and garbage hanging around his neck.

 

[Don Homer]

Except Mr. T's chains were real gold and actually worth something. Chris just had a bunch of common rocks and garbage hanging around his neck.

He was also good to his mama.

 

[A Grey Cat]

He was also good to his mama.

And is physically fit

 

[Yamcha's Only Fan]

Except Mr. T's chains were real gold and actually worth something. Chris just had a bunch of common rocks and garbage hanging around his neck.

I remember unsubstantiated rumors from back in the 90s or early 00s that Mr.T's chains weren't real and he ended up getting some form of neck cancer from constantly having them in skin contact. Sadly I don't think we can even hope for this, but those necklaces look a little tight around that flabby neck.

 

[Sir Wesley Tailpipe]

The real question regarding Mr. T and Chrischan is if Mr. T pities that fool.


I don’t think even Mr. T could pity Chris at this point.

 

[Pvt. Real G]

I won't be surprised if Chris develop some kind rash around his neck with all those grimy stones and beads on all day.

 

[Raiken]

I won't be surprised if Chris develop some kind rash around his neck with all those grimy stones and beads on all day.

I wonder if he still wears a nappy around his neck to surpress his autistic touch sensation.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

I wonder if he still wears a nappy around his neck to surpress his autistic touch sensation.

He should wear a noose. That will solve the problem.

 

[Tikbalang]

People relying on magic crystals means there's something wrong with the healthcare system.
That or he's still afraid of needles

 

[Snuckening]

Not content with just stealing away Chris's galpals, a certain villainous orange Hedgehog turned up on tv, to mock Chris's magical goddess-powers, too.

 

[Duncan Hills Coffee]

Not content with just stealing away Chris's galpals, a certain villainous orange Hedgehog turned up on tv, to mock Chris's magical goddess-powers, too.

Talk about moving up in the world. It's surreal to see someone tangentially related to Chris show up on mainstream media. Plus Wes actually did a good job on the show and appears to be a legitimately talented magician.

 

[Alex Krycek]

Talk about moving up in the world. It's surreal to see someone tangentially related to Chris show up on mainstream media. Plus Wes actually did a good job on the show and appears to be a legitimately talented magician.

Real talk. He and I have a mutual friend on Facebook and the friend I’m speaking of is a very talented magician and once named Wes as one of the most underrated he had ever known. I had to do a double take because of course I knew who that was. I didn’t mention Chris because the guy is in his 60s and trying to explain why a random autistic guy drew his friend as a Sonic Recolor was going to be impossible. Still it was cool to know he would be better known in the world than just an evil orange monster.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Not content with just stealing away Chris's galpals, a certain villainous orange Hedgehog turned up on tv, to mock Chris's magical goddess-powers, too.

An audience plant. That was lame.

 

[Yamcha's Only Fan]

Not content with just stealing away Chris's galpals, a certain villainous orange Hedgehog turned up on tv, to mock Chris's magical goddess-powers, too.

Man, if chris is goddess level by being able to make rocks fall out of his hand, then wes is the one supreme being of all reality.

 

[Tikbalang]

Not content with just stealing away Chris's galpals, a certain villainous orange Hedgehog turned up on tv, to mock Chris's magical goddess-powers, too.

Chris: You think you're better than me? Not only stealing my sweetheart but also psychic powers.
Wes: Do I know you?

It's a small world

 

[Psychic Espeon]

Damn Megan you cum queen. over 1200 votes for sexy times by the Kiwi users....

cum queen?
I wish I can give you a deviant rating for saying that.

 

[TrippinKahlua]

“Orange Sonichu” is too vague.

Does that mean Wes, Clyde Cash, or Donald Trump?

 

[Vinluv Handesbukia]

Not content with just stealing away Chris's galpals, a certain villainous orange Hedgehog turned up on tv, to mock Chris's magical goddess-powers, too.

definitely a sign of the merge

 

[A Grey Cat]

"if my dad could see me he'd be so proud. " too bad Chris's dad can't say the same for any of his kids