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As long as it has gone on with no sign of stopping, I vote yes.
Containment Random Chris Updates
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Chris has made a couple-three videos dancing bare-ass. There's the one in his shower and CWC's Flying Elephants off the top of my head, and it seems like there might have been one or two more in his bedroom. Pretty sad that a grown-ass adult was duped into recording himself full-frontal and often fucking something so many times, and usually in the exact same way. If that isn't proof that Chris should have had a full-time retard wrangler or adopted out to a younger couple better equipped to raise him right, I don't know what is. Maybe getting bilked for $6000 because of an imaginary moon laser.
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The thing is he made those because he was under the impression that they were for his sweethearts eyes only. The only exception is ironically for shrek's eyes only.
He had no idea the trolls were just waiting for him to send the videos into their hands for am upload
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I'm not the San Fran one, I live in a different state. My job search has been extremely hard since he fucked up my google search results.
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Oh...oh I... well I guess I got a little hard headed in assuming you're THE sock head.. sorry for that. But my point about the original still stands
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It's okay. @Duff is a total Chad and lolcow hunter, he didn't know either. At least you are cool. Duff still powerbottom's troons.
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Lolcow hunter, sounds like bounty hunting clowns
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Every time I think I have a bead on just how stupid he is, he goes and surprises me again
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Why odd1? Why would you use Chris's medallion for that post? And keep in mind I don't hate odd1out I think he's a bit overrated but not exactly lolcow tier but still.
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Chris thinking about it more.
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Sockness is like a mosquito flying about Chris's head. I don't what constitutes a saga, but Sockness has absolutely no emotional worth to Chris except for his ability to fellate his imagination, and even then Chris seems to interact with Sockness with clinical indifference.
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The sheer retardation of the medallion mysticism aside, I'm shocked that Chris knows how to use a semicolon properly. This sentence is strangely coherent too.
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That's one of the things that amazes me about Chris. Despite being otherwise terrible at grammar, spelling, punctuation, syntax, etc etc etc, he very rarely misuses a semicolon. It's like after 12 years of English classes at school there was only room for one thing to stick, and the semicolon won out for some reason.
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So what's the short answer?
Either way, he wanted that invisibility so that he can sneak to girls' locker room.
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Okay uh... so it will turn invisible if it’s enchanted but if it isn’t it won’t? But your clothes and stuff still do? Or do you have to be naked when you become invisible.
I know I’m reading too much into this but still it has disturbing implications given just enough we are dealing with and his recent comments.
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Hes a lolcow himself and his weird sexual energy towards Chris seems genuine, not trolling. Granted its genuinely fucked up but I think he's earned his place in Christory, and probably jail at some point too.